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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Flesh Forge posted:

yeah then it could make lovely youtube videos with that other dick in the fake beard that posts here

*GASP*

I would never stoop so low.

I won't use the beard then.

Maybe a nice Van Dyke.

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A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
wheres the website where you can look at only pictures of models with poorly done lumpy jobs with big scars underneath

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

A Stupid Baby posted:

wheres the website where you can look at only pictures of models with poorly done lumpy jobs with big scars underneath
Your mom's website

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

A Stupid Baby posted:

wheres the website where you can look at only pictures of models with poorly done lumpy jobs with big scars underneath

Why would you want to visit such a website.

cnut
May 3, 2016

VendaGoat posted:

*GASP*

I would never stoop so low.

I won't use the beard then.

Maybe a nice Van Dyke.

Perhaps Puppetry of the Penis has an opening?

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

Chomp8645 posted:

Why would you want to visit such a website.

To beat the gently caress off, idiot

a hole-y ghost posted:

Your mom's website

Nice try but im not going to my moms website again that was kinda akdward

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Chomp8645 posted:

Why would you want to visit such a website.

if u do not understand bad than u can never apreciate good

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
"Flesh Forge" would be a pro tier name for a plastic surgeon's business.

bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!
Sometimes you can tell they're fake because there will be a scar on the areola. A lot of tit jobs are done by cutting the areola and then inserting the implants in that incision. Otherwise it'll be near the armpit.

I watch a lot of bad porn.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Chomp8645 posted:

"Flesh Forge" would be a pro tier name for a plastic surgeon's business.

Also a good band name, imho

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
fake tit thread where the only boobs are the posters? gbs is super queer

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Chomp8645 posted:

"Flesh Forge" would be a pro tier name for a plastic surgeon's business.

I picked it because I do 3d modeling and I like to model people, e.g.



Gaunab posted:

fake tit thread where the only boobs are the posters? gbs is super queer

ikr

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Flesh Forge posted:

I picked it because I do 3d modeling and I like to model people, e.g.




ikr

Finally, some drat pics

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

the only bad fake tits are fake tits you can tell are fake tits

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I mean honestly. If you get fake tits, you want people to "KNOW" they are fake tits.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

VendaGoat posted:

I mean honestly. If you get fake tits, you want people to "KNOW" they are fake tits.
a lot of 30+ moms get the mommy makeover just so they look more like what they did before giving birth to multiple children

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Al Cowens posted:

a lot of 30+ moms get the mommy makeover just so they look more like what they did before giving birth to multiple children

The two statements are not mutually exclusive.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Please get some vagina surgery so it feels better around my cock

Also would you mind bleaching your rear end in a top hat so it looks less gross while i'm porking you

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

dog buttz posted:

the only bad fake tits are fake tits you can tell are fake tits

counterpoint: they are still tits and tits are good ergo they are still good qed

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

dog buttz posted:

the only bad fake tits are fake tits you can tell are fake tits

No, some are just really bad.

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/DlR4Dsy.jpg
:nws:

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

I hope this picture was taken with the intention of suing that doctor.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Blue Train posted:

counterpoint: they are still tits and tits are good ergo they are still good qed

This dude would start jacking off if he saw a watermelon wrapped in a homeless dude's chest skin

cnut
May 3, 2016

Who wouldn't? :shrug:

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

The picture leads me to believe she doesn't see the issue and that's almost worst than the beach ball insertion itself.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

KomodoWagon posted:

This dude would start jacking off if he saw a watermelon wrapped in a homeless dude's chest skin
Like this :confused:
http://i.imgur.com/qQ0ZSI8.png :nws: for too sexy :heysexy:

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
that is extremely my poo poo brother :catstare::fh:

cnut
May 3, 2016


you hacked my phone! :mad:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

His dick has a boob too. :3:

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

dog buttz posted:

the only bad fake tits are fake tits you can tell are fake tits

Nope. Even obviously fake tits can be totally awesome.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
tragically undersized opera tits

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gatekeeper posted:

tragically undersized opera tits

Haven't been to many operas, have you?

Try gymnast tits.

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
Slippery Tilde
Chirp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-js_yNTnip4

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Flesh Forge posted:

I picked it because I do 3d modeling and I like to model people, e.g.




ikr

back in college for a class of mine where we had to model a realistic human every guy in the class modeled really bad women with bizarre space boobs that either shot straight out or looked like that horrible video from a few pages ago

tech school

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq7JssAC_Kk

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
the best thing is when you look at somebody's wireframe and you see they have lovingly detailed the interior of the butthole with thousands of polys :allears:

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I would too it's the best feature on lots of guys.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Flesh Forge posted:

the best thing is when you look at somebody's wireframe and you see they have lovingly detailed the interior of the butthole with thousands of polys :allears:

You can tell when you're skipping on polys for an orifice like that. It's like a badly-modeled and -rigged mouth, it comes out square when opened instead of rounded O.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Young Freud posted:

You can tell when you're skipping on polys for an orifice like that. It's like a badly-modeled and -rigged mouth, it comes out square when opened instead of rounded O.
yeah but unless you're making virtual goatse it shouldn't matter that much :confused:

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
what if you need the anus to talk tho, what if the anus is the protaganust

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