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Mr Dog posted:this is some "where we're going we don't need eyes to see" poo poo
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brb rewriting my 3D engine in MUMPS
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:use ag you idiot I thought ag and grep had similar (also really really good) performance? So actually I'm confused as to why the OP is having issues with grep being a memory hog in the first place.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 19:36 |
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It's not memory; it's disk. When the disk access goes up, the rest of the system grinds to a halt, to the point where my mouse cursor will start skipping around. I think they took the drive that was in my machine when I got here nine years ago and put it into this machine (which I got like seven years ago).
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Kevin C. O'Kane, writer of books such as The MUMPS Programming Language, IBM Mainframe Assembly Language, and The Constitutional Convention of 2022quote:In 2016, after years of immigration debacles, epidemics and lawlessness, the Democrat Party finally implodes. But from its corpse, an oligarchic, neo-fascist Progressive Party rises on a flood of fat cat cash. Its political philosophy is simple: representative democracy is an obsolete and outdated concept from another era. Modern governments should be controlled by experts, forceful leaders, not 18th century debating societies.
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Luigi Thirty posted:Kevin C. O'Kane, writer of books such as The MUMPS Programming Language, IBM Mainframe Assembly Language, and The Constitutional Convention of 2022 lomarf this is my favorite mumps thing: http://71.174.62.16/Demo/AnnoStd?Frame=Main&Page=a106001&Edition=examples code:
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 19:48 |
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I'm pretty sure if I ever tried to write anything in mumps my head would explode, says the person who wrote a 6502 core and a DOS polygon rasterizer in TYOOL 2016
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:our tooling team has created a typescript->mumps compiler holy poo poo
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 19:53 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:I'm pretty sure if I ever tried to write anything in mumps my head would explode, says the person who wrote a 6502 core and a DOS polygon rasterizer in TYOOL 2016 the problem is anything u see on the internet is going to be from angry ex-employees or from defunct code. nobody is posting modern production-ready mumps code online because everyone who uses mumps keeps their poo poo super-proprietary. i promise you that if you read real code i write instead of the whacky examples i post here it'd be pretty easy to follow. but where's the fun in doing that instead of posting crazy poo poo all the time
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 19:57 |
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NihilCredo posted:have you guys tried Heidisql? I've been using it lately. https://twitter.com/symbolicbutt/status/763004271138836480 it looks alright and doesn't consistently crash over trivial queries like workbench does. But this is a super low bar so I'm not sure I fully endorse it yet. I miss pgadmin
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:our tooling team has created a typescript->mumps compiler.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:07 |
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:our tooling team has created a typescript->mumps compiler and they are strongly considering making us use it instead of writing mumps directly. cant wait to debug generated mumps code instead of human-written mumps code. the performance is gonna be mind-bogglingly terrible. i bet halfway through next release they end up scrapping all the code written in it and rushing to rewrite it in mumps again. your tooling team is terrible
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:this is my favorite mumps thing: thank you for finding this, I could never remember where it was to show the thread LeftistMuslimObama posted:the problem is anything u see on the internet is going to be from angry ex-employees or from defunct code. nobody is posting modern production-ready mumps code online because everyone who uses mumps keeps their poo poo super-proprietary. i promise you that if you read real code i write instead of the whacky examples i post here it'd be pretty easy to follow. but where's the fun in doing that instead of posting crazy poo poo all the time while true, this does not make compilation to MUMPS cool or good
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:13 |
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Symbolic Butt posted:your tooling team is terrible management slobbers their dicks so hard (they're treated as the best and brightest) and like even if they handed you a macaroni picture of like the actual mumps virus it would still be our official platform for the next release.
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LordSaturn posted:thank you for finding this, I could never remember where it was to show the thread i agree. if we're going to use mumps (and honestly the scalability arguments are more convincing than you'd think for sticking with it) i think we should continue to make people experts in actual mumps so they can write good code. transpiling to it from a language designed to band-aid over the flaws in javascript is just begging for weird bugs and terrible performance.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:15 |
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just make a llvm backend that targets mumps
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:34 |
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Bloody posted:just make a llvm backend that targets mumps but that would require the foundations team to stop huffing their farts and learn a tool they dont already know instead of assuming they are repositories of all necessary knowledge that can just keep pooping things out and making us use them.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:36 |
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ooh exciting idea, make a mumps back-end for llvm to compile <whatever> to mumps but then also make a mumps front-end to compile mumps to machines but then use these things together to compile mumps to mumps
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:39 |
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lol why the hell is the netbeans installer a 200mb shell script that appears to embed binary assets as strings???
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:39 |
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:lol why the hell is the netbeans installer a 200mb shell script that appears to embed binary assets as strings??? someone posted a horror story about the SAS installer trying to install an X client on their z-series mainframe to run a graphical Java installer
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:42 |
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Valeyard posted:auto incrimenting fields autoincrements are the devil's plaything
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:50 |
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but what if you really dont want to bother working out candidate keys????
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:56 |
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Bloody posted:ooh exciting idea, make a mumps back-end for llvm to compile <whatever> to mumps but then also make a mumps front-end to compile mumps to machines but then use these things together to compile mumps to mumps i smell an xzibit meme coming on code:
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 21:00 |
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:the actual mumps virus code:
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 21:06 |
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here is my story of some cj's adventures with databases goal: warehouse some data from oracle into mssql what id prolly do: 1. stored proc with an openquery in mssql, and an agent job to run it once a month what they do: 1. use sqlplus to spool a query into a pipe-delimited file, which is kicked off using a shell script and scheduled in cron 2. on windows server, a scheduled task to run a powershell script to ftp said file 3. same powershell script opens excel and runs a vba macro to convert the pipe-delimited file into a .xlsx file 4. do some sort of import to the mssql table idk my ears were bleeding at this point
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 21:09 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:someone posted a horror story about the SAS installer trying to install an X client on their z-series mainframe to run a graphical Java installer quazi posted:Everybody is familiar with the concept of a bloated installer. Stuff like iTunes, NVIDIA drivers, the whole OS.. and not just Windows -- Mac users are having to deal with this crap too. Everything is getting too fat, and it's not just the nerd siting in the chair.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 21:14 |
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"warehouse" is not a verb.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 21:28 |
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yeah thanks
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 21:28 |
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GameCube posted:"warehouse" is not a verb.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 21:30 |
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LordSaturn posted:
fortunately cache actually detects this and throws an error after 3 recursions now. its still hilariously easy to actually lose the handle for a job still, though, since "job" is an assumed variable all over the fuckin place and could get rewritten by something you call with no warning.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 21:41 |
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:our tooling team has created a typescript->mumps compiler how was the person who brought this idea up not fired on the spot?
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 02:11 |
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HappyHippo posted:how was the person who brought this idea up not fired on the spot? "its just like Facebook with php/c++!"
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 02:24 |
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Mr Dog posted:
Dell is literally the best option for a work laptop
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 12:02 |
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~Coxy posted:Dell is literally the best option for a work laptop sure if mac book pros don't count
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 12:22 |
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Mac books are slow and outdated and come with bad software. They're bad laptops.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 13:28 |
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how to interview at google for a mobile dev position?
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 13:58 |
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KidDynamite posted:how to interview at google for a mobile dev position? Apply for one?
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 15:03 |
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gently caress me http://www.newtonsoft.com/json/help/html/Introduction.htm
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 15:04 |
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newtonsoft json is the de facto standard json parser for .net. there are probably other ones out there but its what everyone uses and probably has the most documentation from the source and community
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 16:00 |
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yeah but Why The gently caress Does It Have That Dumb loving Web Cartoon In The Documentation
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