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Streetroller posted:I don't post much over Sandi bullshit, it just doesn't interest me... but.... yo interns, please relay this to your masters
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:This a community that still genuinely believes that the reason CIG hasn't shown anything is because they don't want to spoil the surprise. But will you be laughing when CRobbers reveals the pure and perfect majesty of Star Citizen BETA, pulling the veil off of a multi-year disinformation campaign?
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Aug 11, 2016 21:04
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Madcosby posted:CIG has worse employment hours than sibiria When breaking rocks in Russian forced labour camps, at least you know that every rock broken is progress. No-one is going to tell you to re-assemble all the rocks as the rock breaking pipeline needs urgent refactoring.
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Aug 11, 2016 21:06
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Death threats? That's hosed up. Not as hosed up as the people that make them. Incidentally, Twitter will usually take death threats extremely seriously, because of a spate of people who, you know, actually murdered other people they stalked over social media. Don't hesitate to report people for death threats. Matlock Birthmark posted:Maybe they'll get an employee to give her flowers again. We should have a whip round. Send a picture of some flowers.
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Aug 11, 2016 21:06
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Apparently the most important thing the Austin Studio Update has to talk about is David Swofford and which members of the press he lies to. Also there's a female model that's being animated. And the QA would like to hype up 2.5, because that's important work that the Austin studio does.
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Aug 11, 2016 21:06
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boethius posted:But will you be laughing when CRobbers reveals the pure and perfect majesty of Star Citizen BETA, pulling the veil off of a multi-year disinformation campaign? yes
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:This a community that still genuinely believes that the reason CIG hasn't shown anything is because they don't want to spoil the surprise. "We've spent all your money on expensive furniture, lavish lifestyles and big salaries, and have given you a buggy space ship turret shooter. We're out. Surprise!!!" I wouldn't want to spoil it either
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Also the "social media" exile comes close to the time where they are heading for their vacation in germany
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Cobblers posted:When breaking rocks in Russian forced labour camps, at least you know that every rock broken is progress. No-one is going to tell you to re-assemble all the rocks as the rock breaking pipeline needs urgent refactoring. You obviously do not understand Gulag development.
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Aug 11, 2016 21:07
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Tickle me will you! Well no more pictures of random employees for you!
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Wafflz posted:
She really is a brilliant marketer, isn't she?
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Cobblers posted:When breaking rocks in Russian forced labour camps, at least you know that every rock broken is progress. No-one is going to tell you to re-assemble all the rocks as the rock breaking pipeline needs urgent refactoring. Hey, I realize you've been here since Febuary, but I don't pay enough attention. I loved your gimmick while you were doing it in the brown sea. Thanks for the laughs.
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boethius posted:But will you be laughing when CRobbers reveals the pure and perfect majesty of Star Citizen BETA, pulling the veil off of a multi-year disinformation campaign? ...yes?
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nopantsjack posted:Wait I thought S42 was due next year, its this year? lmao It's actually due out last year according to their still not updated website.
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Wafflz posted:
Are those the placeholder jpegs of jpegs? I'd forgotten none of the skins exist. This is the best loving game ever! There is currently an amusing argument going on in NMS where nobody can be sure if its singleplayer or not and the dev keeps making cryptic statements. Star Citizen reminds me what a true trainwreck gaming scandal looks like.
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Wafflz posted:
What is the over/under that that dude weighs more than an adult panda?
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only in a perfect world can I hope they dont get to enjoy a final product
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nopantsjack posted:Are those the placeholder jpegs of jpegs? I'd forgotten none of the skins exist. This is the best loving game ever! Dude their store is amazing. There preorders for preorders. You can preorder physical goods that don't exist to preorder for the digital goods that don't exist. Its a Mobius strip of preorders.
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Aug 11, 2016 21:10
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:...yes? And this is why the Goon Position is the strongest. There are laughs to be had, no matter what. There is always more, and it's always funny.
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Tippis posted:Don't you need, you know, an actual game before you prove you can fund one? Well in fairness if we're just talking about funds, I'm pretty sure Croberts could have funded six games by now. I never did the original KS. Did it say "Star Citizen & SQ42" when you pledged money to it? Is it clear that when you buy ships - obviously for use in the MMO portion of the game rather than the highly scripted single player - that you're funding SQ42? Virtually everything they've sold is for the MMO and yet all the money that was funded is being spent (reportedly) on SQ42. How does nobody have a problem with the fact that the thing they're spending money on is going to a completely different product?
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A_ssR_apistDude420 posted:What is the over/under that that dude weighs more than an adult panda? That isn't how over/under works. I'm setting the over/under at 399lbs
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:She really is a brilliant marketer, isn't she? probably more money now than she made for the video
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Wafflz posted:That isn't how over/under works. This username isn't just a 'funny haha' affectation dude. There are consequence for your insubordination.
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Aug 11, 2016 21:12
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nopantsjack posted:Are those the placeholder jpegs of jpegs? I'd forgotten none of the skins exist. This is the best loving game ever! Making placeholders is just pulling resources from the critical path of whatever Chris is obsessed over this hour.
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Aug 11, 2016 21:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk7ZwswT2tA&t=1153s They redid the Hornet AGAIN.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk7ZwswT2tA&t=1153s Unapproval at it's finest.
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Wait. Not only did they redo the Hornet... they're keeping the old one. As a loving "Collector's Item". SHIPS ARE ALREADY OBSOLETE BEFORE THE GAME IS OUT.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Wait. Not only did they redo the Hornet... they're keeping the old one. As a loving "Collector's Item". Hey man, want to buy a vintage jpg?
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Since she probably will also take a break from those juicy paychecks as VP of Marketing this is just fair. When you make more than Gary Oldman on a MoCap gig - why still bother with random salty asshats?
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Matlock Birthmark posted:Hey man, want to buy a vintage jpg? It's got some messed up textures, but it just increases the value.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Wait. Not only did they redo the Hornet... they're keeping the old one. As a loving "Collector's Item". Didn't theAgent predict this?
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 #marketingstunt #buymoreships #citizenconspeechthesequel
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"people on SA are reading my tweets and laughing at them, and I am going on there using my paid for account, reading mean posts and getting sad. This is targeted harassment" I mean the real story is obviously that it's bullshit to make them look like an underdog when the next update is as desperately disappointing as the last 5. A $118 million underdog.
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