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~Coxy posted:Dell is literally the best option for a work laptop my daily shitposting (and codeshitting) machine is a latitude e5000 series. it has a dumb and bad screen, the power brick is yuuge compared to apple, and i swapped out the spinny disk for a samsung evo that i had in a different machine. on the other hand i will get years of use out of it and it cost me a whole $400 also it has a newer cpu architecture than the mbp 15" 
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Lutha Mahtin posted:my daily shitposting (and codeshitting) machine is a latitude e5000 series. it has a dumb and bad screen, the power brick is yuuge compared to apple, and i swapped out the spinny disk for a samsung evo that i had in a different machine. on the other hand i will get years of use out of it and it cost me a whole $400
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it's plugged in into my external 98% of the time, hehe
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AWWNAW posted:yeah but Why The gently caress Does It Have That Dumb loving Web Cartoon In The Documentation
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that image is so scarily accurate
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god i love ~*~Design by a Committee of Managers~*~ e: each branch is it's own little fiefdom and they all want their own super specific special snowflake feature that no one else would ever use HoboMan fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Aug 11, 2016 |
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HoboMan posted:Apply for one? past that point m8 just wondering if they ask stuff mainly focused on the OS for the position you're applying for or are they still going to hammer you with algorithms
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what you mean you're not just gonna show them a video of world's smartest kid and drop mic outta there?
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HoboMan posted:god i love ~*~Design by a Committee of Managers~*~ one of our branches is a ~demo~ that is shown to the product owner with completely different ui and functionality lmao
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KidDynamite posted:one of our branches is a ~demo~ that is shown to the product owner with completely different ui and functionality lmao loving lol
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our product team regularly specify table schemas in design tickets. luckily they also don't care when we completely ignore them
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gonadic io posted:our product team regularly specify table schemas in design tickets. good to know our product team isn't the only one actively trying to sabotage the product
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KidDynamite posted:past that point m8 if you applied for a specifically iOS role you'll probably get one or two interviews of just iOS related questions if that's what you mean but you'll probably have another couple of standard pulled-something-out-of-CTCI interviews as well
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dazjw posted:if you applied for a specifically iOS role you'll probably get one or two interviews of just iOS related questions if that's what you mean but you'll probably have another couple of standard pulled-something-out-of-CTCI interviews as well since google literally gives you a download link to cracking the coding interview they don't really ask questions literally from it anymore
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dazjw posted:if you applied for a specifically iOS role you'll probably get one or two interviews of just iOS related questions if that's what you mean but you'll probably have another couple of standard pulled-something-out-of-CTCI interviews as well cool, i've been working in xamarin for the past 6 months so i should probably refresh some names
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huh. i found the old 486SLC 25MHz laptop that my cousin gave me when he graduated college. i tried to run POLYGON.EXE on it and it just crashes. could be because i'm running it on a 486 with no FPU, it has 3MB of RAM, or something else! oh well
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i had a project kicked down for redesign because i didn't use a *card ui*. its a grid of duplicate records and some buttons to resolve the duplicates.
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I was googling for something today and instead of taking me to the results it asked me if I wanted to take a coding challenge. I guess it is some kind of recruiting tool.
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Mahatma Goonsay posted:I was googling for something today and instead of taking me to the results it asked me if I wanted to take a coding challenge. I guess it is some kind of recruiting tool. Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-dan Armada.
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Pay us 100 dollars and get your photo published in the Who's Who Among Terrible Programmers
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:i had a project kicked down for redesign because i didn't use a *card ui*. its a grid of duplicate records and some buttons to resolve the duplicates. wtf is a card ui
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they give you two languages to choose from Python and Java. jokes on me I'm terrible at both.
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Mahatma Goonsay posted:I was googling for something today and instead of taking me to the results it asked me if I wanted to take a coding challenge. I guess it is some kind of recruiting tool. take the blue pill. TRUST ME ON THIS
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pokeyman posted:wtf is a card ui
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do you mean material design
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uncurable mlady posted:do you mean material design yes
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but we can't call it that and we're a loving desktop app not an anroid. my project would be used by claim examiners to review delicate claims. its business software. collapsible card elements and whatever are just a lovely whizzbang distraction so we can say we use "modern ui design"
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we masturbate furiously to a "4d ui" that is, predictably, an unusable pile of poo poo
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lol you guys are trying to shoehorn the material design shitshow into a desktop app
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but web modern interactive ux design responsive reactive user engagement
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so uh, what's the correct way to build a .net web app now? i just realized yesterday that you can target .net 4.6 with asp.net core and that it's not limited to .net core. i hope that's the answer, because asp.net core kinda rules.
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Bloody posted:we masturbate furiously to a "4d ui" that is, predictably, an unusable pile of poo poo wtf is a 4d ui (apparently this is my gimmick)
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pokeyman posted:wtf is a 4d ui gently caress if i know. picture a gross pile of qt poo poo thrown together with no design and a checked-out project manager
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jony neuemonic posted:so uh, what's the correct way to build a .net web app now? oh,, it's "don't"
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:but web modern interactive ux design responsive reactive user engagement users are lying shitheads and will actively ruin your business buying a terrible competing product with a flashy UI when they know that's not what they want rule 0 of UI design: users lie
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jony neuemonic posted:so uh, what's the correct way to build a .net web app now? i just realized yesterday that you can target .net 4.6 with asp.net core and that it's not limited to .net core. asp.net core is cool but lots of stuff hasn't been ported to it yet or is still in the process of being ported. if its not a problem for you then gopher it.
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LordSaturn posted:users are lying shitheads and will actively ruin your business buying a terrible competing product with a flashy UI when they know that's not what they want so true. the whole reason theyre forcing this on me is that we lost a couple sales to trizetto and the feedback was basically "wow, your system is much more functional than theirs, but its just so ugly". people literally dont give a poo poo what your software does or how good it is if it doesnt look like a spaceships bleached butthole.
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