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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Ularg posted:

All of the internet and they need Imgur for jerk off material.

http://imgur.com/gallery/103Bx

Imgur's entire community is based on mutual masturbation, it shouldn't surprise you.

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Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


That Joker is from All-Star Batman and Robin, just one of many reasons why we should bury Frank Miller prematurely.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


The Clown With The Dragon Tattoo

Disproportionate Orphan
Apr 17, 2009

This reminds me of an old Atari Teenage Riot song, for some reason.

"Because reality is poo poo, and cyberspace is God."

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Ularg posted:

All of the internet and they need Imgur for jerk off material.

Heck, with "filter Mature content" on the front page is still a good 1/4 +/- jerkoff material. When called out on it, they get real huffy and act like trying to find porn on the internet is too much of a hassle. Maybe their moms have parental control over the websites they visit :shrug:

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE
Oh but don't forget. Imgur doesn't jerk off to porn. They do science and research and want to know if women do science and uuugghjj just typing that out made me feel awful.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

genericangst posted:

This reminds me of an old Atari Teenage Riot song, for some reason.

"Because reality is poo poo, and cyberspace is God."

Somewhere the members of ATR are smiling, for someone remembered them

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Inspector Gesicht posted:

That Joker is from All-Star Batman and Robin, just one of many reasons why we should bury Frank Miller prematurely.

But All-Star Batman and Robin was amazing?

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Your Computer posted:

Heck, with "filter Mature content" on the front page is still a good 1/4 +/- jerkoff material. When called out on it, they get real huffy and act like trying to find porn on the internet is too much of a hassle. Maybe their moms have parental control over the websites they visit :shrug:

This is the reply I got:

quote:

And you have the entirety of the internet to look at funny pictures with, you don't need imgur.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

But All-Star Batman and Robin was amazing?

Source your goddamn Batman quotes.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

But All-Star Batman and Robin was amazing?

Quoting for truth. If you want further proof just pick up the issue with Green Lantern talking to Batman and Robin in a yellow room.

Want some lemonade?

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

But All-Star Batman and Robin was amazing?

Isn't that the one where Batman puts his girlfriend in the hospital while kidnapping Robin after the Graysons are killed, only to then lock Robin in the basement without food or water until Robin stops whining about his parents getting killed and being kidnapped?

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Inco posted:

Isn't that the one where Batman puts his girlfriend in the hospital while kidnapping Robin after the Graysons are killed, only to then lock Robin in the basement without food or water until Robin stops whining about his parents getting killed and being kidnapped?

And he gets mad at Alfred for trying to feed him and "Alfred's all like, just because you ate rats..."

The book is a goddamn trainwreck

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Inspector Gesicht posted:

That Joker is from All-Star Batman and Robin, just one of many reasons why we should bury Frank Miller prematurely.

Oh, okay, THAT'S why I was caught off-guard. I forgot the Joker from that COMPLETELY.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Best part is that puffins mate with the same bird every year.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.


Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Ularg posted:

All of the internet and they need Imgur for jerk off material.

http://imgur.com/gallery/103Bx

SenzaNome posted:

I read Hirame as Hirambe and was like, "I know where this is going."

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

UUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010

Tracula posted:

who she? https://imgur.com/gallery/duC2FrX

God I despise imgur and its community. How loving shallow and pathetic can people be? And what's worse is that it has thousands of upvotes and genuine answers.

A woman in desperate need of a bra with better support. She's gonna end up with back pain.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
A couple more, sorry about this:




And the Grand Finale is...



From the person who posted the screenshot:

quote:

for context: this is a cam model forum. this was in the "general chatting" section.

robotsinmyhead
Nov 29, 2005

Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!

Clever Betty
That's the stuff. I miss the A/U/G Thread (minus the constant slapfighting).

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

constantIllusion posted:

A woman in desperate need of a bra with better support. She's gonna end up with back pain.

Uuuuh, http://imgur.com/gallery/LxTfwIg

quote:

There are so many people with back pain that it is easy to blame anything happening at the same time, like having breasts or a big belly in front, or carrying backpacks in back, or groceries on the side.

-Men have the same or higher incidence of the same upper back pain.
-Women who are smaller, or have had breast reduction and double mastectomies can have the same pain.
-If straps are binding or cutting into your neck, that can obviously be uncomfortable, so check and fix that. However, the specific cause is not the breasts, since men and smaller women can get the same kind of pain.
-If you round your shoulders, spend time with the upper body bent or rounded forward, or have a forward head, the shifted weight is a common contributor to upper back pain.

Please, for the love of all that is Holy, do not get a breast reduction surgery. Or do.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
Haha is he saying nothing causes back pain it's just a part of nature?

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

I really expected that to end with something about prog. This might have been work

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

How dare women be able to find shirts that fit or be able to jog without wincing. They should stand there looking good for my benefit.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

RenegadeStyle1 posted:

Haha is he saying nothing causes back pain it's just a part of nature?

I think he's saying women are stupid and they have to keep their boobs big for him.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
My anecdotal story is that a co-worker of mine had breast reduction surgery because her breasts were causing her massive back pains for years, and that poo poo ain't fun or pleasant. So gently caress that guy.

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011

Madkal posted:

My anecdotal story is that a co-worker of mine had breast reduction surgery because her breasts were causing her massive back pains for years, and that poo poo ain't fun or pleasant. So gently caress that guy.
Old roommate of mine did too, and she pretty much was immediately happier and more self-confident. So gently caress that guy.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

RenegadeStyle1 posted:

Haha is he saying nothing causes back pain it's just a part of nature?

It pretty much is :shrug: The human vertebral column is a very flawed structure and back pain is not a matter of if but when, how and how much

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
So is cancer, doesn't mean you can't take steps to prevent it and minimize the risk.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Holy poo poo I LOVE that place in the background, the Sidewalk Cafe! I can't believe I recognized it. They have The Best Lasagne. Venice beach in LA.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Women like to complain (bragplain) about "I hate having big boobs because men always stare at me".
Which got me thinking...If I had a huge dick, I'd be showing everybody.

Boobs on women are a physical liability after a women no longer needs them for reproduction. I wish women would consider double mastectomies after they can't have children anymore. It would help their posture and relieve them of ever having to be stared at again. It's a win win.we don't have to be accused of looking at saggy boobs and they wouldn't have that delusional thought to be complaining about.

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
(yes it's imgur again)



Top comment with 312 points in 5 hours is

quote:

I see they are asian as well.



Right next to the post was a collection of racist and sexist vintage ads, where several of the comments were talking about how they were born in the wrong age. :whitewater:

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

He'd much rather sit at home on his own and masturbate.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Women like to complain (bragplain) about "I hate having big boobs because men always stare at me".
Which got me thinking...If I had a huge dick, I'd be showing everybody.

Boobs on women are a physical liability after a women no longer needs them for reproduction. I wish women would consider double mastectomies after they can't have children anymore. It would help their posture and relieve them of ever having to be stared at again. It's a win win.we don't have to be accused of looking at saggy boobs and they wouldn't have that delusional thought to be complaining about.

How do people use their breasts to reproduce? What crucial part of sex Ed did I apparently miss?

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Oct 30, 2009

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Eponine posted:

How do people use their breasts to reproduce? What crucial part of sex Ed did I apparently miss?

Breast feeding

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

oldpainless posted:

Breast feeding

You're not supposed to breast feed your SO.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
http://imgur.com/gallery/LxTfwIg
I am the tiny Dickbutt tattoos that are ignored by all.

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Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/LxTfwIg
I am the tiny Dickbutt tattoos that are ignored by all.

I'm sure they're real tattoos.

Just like the dickbutt patch on her sleeve. Or the dickbutts scribed on the lenses of her sunglasses. Or Dickbutt Brewery in the background

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