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Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

What would you guys do if one day you woke up in the Pokémon world? That would be so cool. I'd probably become a Pokémon trainer, traveling the world collecting badges and pokemon. Awesome. And you all? What would you guys do?

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chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
there are several pokemon id gently caress

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I'd eat me a cloyster

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
id catch a caramel maciatto, lol! rember that one guys? remmber that?? hahahah

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Pokemon are real, OP, but to us they're just normal animals.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Real life pokemon footage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8oV4RBYR9U

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

They would be extinct within ten years presumably

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
We'd be chaining up electrical and fire types to run turbines and power the world for practically free

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Booblord Zagats posted:

We'd be chaining up electrical and fire types to run turbines and power the world for practically free

Why even have a power grid, just keep a voltorb locked in your basement.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Germstore posted:

Why even have a power grid, just keep a voltorb locked in your basement.

I can think of at least 2 electric pokeslaves that would be better than the angry ball that likes to blow itself up whenever it wants.

Also looking forward to the 2-foot purple cobras and sentient poison monsters being stored in my child's belt.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

mind the walrus posted:

I can think of at least 2 electric pokeslaves that would be better than the angry ball that likes to blow itself up whenever it wants.

I'm sorry to hear that

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Nooner posted:

id catch a caramel maciatto, lol! rember that one guys? remmber that?? hahahah

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Is it beastiality if ditto shapeshifts into my favorite anime? Asking for a friend

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

mind the walrus posted:

I can think of at least 2 electric pokeslaves that would be better than the angry ball that likes to blow itself up whenever it wants.

Also looking forward to the 2-foot purple cobras and sentient poison monsters being stored in my child's belt.

I am not going to chain up a jolteon or raichu in my basement. I'm not a monster.

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

End Of Worlds posted:

there are several pokemon id gently caress

lol which ones?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Have you guys heard the Olympics announcers? Every other line is something about Pokemon. Even during the sportscasting, they work in a line about Pokemon between calling out the plays lol.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
What if it was a world where pokemon catch humans in pokeballs would that be hosed up or what?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Dreddout posted:

What if it was a world where pokemon catch humans in pokeballs would that be hosed up or what?

As a vegan, let me tell you a few things:

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I would make digletts work in my coal mine, with machamps for the heavy lifting

and i wouldnt have to pay them except in Pokčsnacks (rotten bread)

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat

CloFan posted:

lol which ones?

teh blonde racial stereotype one

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
i want to mash my bloody ruined dick against a geodude until i die

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

End Of Worlds posted:

i want to mash my bloody ruined dick against a geodude until i die

same but mr mime

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
protip, if it's a grass type it doesn't even count as beastiality

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Pokemon our real and they're are DOTA.








:eyepop: Augmented Reality :eyepop:

Smoking_Dragon
Dec 12, 2001

WOE UNTO THEE
Pillbug

Chomp8645 posted:

Pokemon our real and they're are DOTA.








:eyepop: Augmented Reality :eyepop:

It's like the meganerd version of ESPN with a slightly lower budget!!

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Pokémon ARE real you fuckman

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Nooner posted:

id catch a caramel maciatto, lol! rember that one guys? remmber that?? hahahah

More like caramel maciattachu!!!!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



still b autistic

idiotbitch
Jul 16, 2013
Would some exhibit homosexual behavior?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

idiotbitch posted:

Would some exhibit homosexual behavior?
we would have to ask urdad

idiotbitch
Jul 16, 2013
My father is a saint

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Just go to a dog fight op

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I would have sex with Jessie and James

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

clefairy use sing *puts plastic bag over head*

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I already fight cocks it owns. Its more humane thn dog fighting because chickens deserve it.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

End Of Worlds posted:

there are several pokemon id gently caress

I'd definitely catch a leavanny for ANAL OBLITERATION

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

The funny thing is that everyone joking about having sex with pokemon characters actually would have sex with pokemon characters.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Blame Obamacare for my failing Pokémart

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I guess I wouldn't b on the Internet as much

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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


uhhh they are real??? would obama lie to u????

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