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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

gigawhite posted:

the only soundtrack is a rhythmic slapping that sounds like a truck full of pigs going down a bumpy road

I am laughing out loud thank you

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Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
So who pays for the room? Does everyone kick in some money at the door, or is it not enough of a cost to worry about? Is there a refund if you get stage fright? Do you all get introduced by first name only? By preference? Who decides what music gets played, or is the TV just left on kinda loud?

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Jastiger posted:

Laugh all ya want, its p good in the Heartland. Plus with the State Fair going on you get some of that over-the-state-border booty too!

lmfAO this post actually made me feel sicker than i was already feeling today

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Baxter posted:

So who pays for the room? Does everyone kick in some money at the door, or is it not enough of a cost to worry about? Is there a refund if you get stage fright? Do you all get introduced by first name only? By preference? Who decides what music gets played, or is the TV just left on kinda loud?

The participants should have walk in themes and an intro like MMA fighters. Bruce Buffer optional.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

gigawhite posted:

For 4 small payments of 9.99 I'll tell you what it's like to be in a hotel room that smells like farts and the only soundtrack is a rhythmic slapping that sounds like a truck full of pigs going down a bumpy road

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Jastiger posted:

It is actually p good.

I enjoy your wife a lot, she could lose a few tho

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Last Chance posted:

lmfAO this post actually made me feel sicker than i was already feeling today

Mm mm Nebraska women

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


I work security at the hotel the op gangbanged in, it was actually a really orderly affair. They all lined up by dick size, smallest to largest; the op was second, after the ftm transsexual who attended.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
OP is a poo poo eating fuckhead.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Wafflz posted:

The participants should have walk in themes and an intro like MMA fighters. Bruce Buffer optional.

Here we go....

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Squalitude posted:

As dead as Caro

caro is alive

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Chinatown posted:

caro is alive

He will always be dead in our hearts.














Wait, is that right? Doesn't sound right....

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I still cannot believe Caro is alive and gang banged the op.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Wafflz posted:

The participants should have walk in themes and an intro like MMA fighters. Bruce Buffer optional.

With length of 3.75 inches and a girth of 2.6 inches, please welcome Cliche Guevara!!!

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!

Wafflz posted:

The participants should have walk in themes and an intro like MMA fighters. Bruce Buffer optional.

IT'S... TIME!

TO QUESTION THE SERIES OF LIFE CHOICES THAT LED YOU TO THIS MOMENT.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Snatch Duster posted:

OP is a poo poo eating fuckhead.

I'm going to kill the OP

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
ban the op already

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

In the wood paneled corner, standing five feet seven inches tall and weighing in at three hundred and seventy two pounds, he is a public masturbater. Making his gang bang debut, give it up for Weedlord "Sour Milk Smellllllll" Bonerhitler!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
OP if you can't think of a climax then PM me and I'll help you write one.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Wafflz posted:

In the wood paneled corner, standing five feet seven inches tall and weighing in at three hundred and seventy two pounds, he is a public masturbater. Making his gang bang debut, give it up for Weedlord "Sour Milk Smellllllll" Bonerhitler!

Lol

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Nauta posted:

ban the op already

Yeah ban the op I already went out and had a gangbang myself in the time it's taken OP to fail.

There were a lot of dicks and pussies in attendance, and I said to myself "wowzers it's gonna be a long night" and it totally was, but even I had the decency to tell this thread my experience was mediocre. Fell asleep halfway through.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
it's time, Smythe.... deploy the mod challenge :twisted:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hope the OP got facefucked

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Chinatown posted:

i hope the OP got facefucked

this time he might have been

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

it's time, Smythe.... deploy the mod challenge :twisted:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I'm worried for the OP

We jest and jeer, but it is in fact possible he was butchered by a madman instead of gangbanged..

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

Wafflz posted:

In the wood paneled corner, standing five feet seven inches tall and weighing in at three hundred and seventy two pounds, he is a public masturbater. Making his gang bang debut, give it up for Weedlord "Sour Milk Smellllllll" Bonerhitler!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Zzulu posted:

I'm worried for the OP

We jest and jeer, but it is in fact possible he was butchered by a madman instead of gangbanged..

Wait.. he was gangbanged? I'm so lost here.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

it's time, Smythe.... deploy the mod challenge :twisted:

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Brown Moses posted:

OP right now


Wait, why is the hose going into the toilet?

Shinjobi posted:

Yeah ban the op I already went out and had a gangbang myself in the time it's taken OP to fail.

There were a lot of dicks and pussies in attendance, and I said to myself "wowzers it's gonna be a long night" and it totally was, but even I had the decency to tell this thread my experience was mediocre. Fell asleep halfway through.

gently caress, I hope you didn't fall asleep with your mouth open.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

it's time, Smythe.... deploy the mod challenge :twisted:

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Are you going to take her on a second date?

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Are you going to take her on a second date?

Isn't the rule that you have to take the whole gangbang out?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
She got a body like a war crime,
But it can give hep to you all the time
She got a booty like a battleship,
But it can send you into Urgent Care (oh)
Stop and wait, wait for that,
Stop hold up, wrap your sack
See anybody could be bad to you,
You need a trailer skank to blow your mind, yeah
Craigslist gang bang into the room (I know you want it)
Gang bang all over you (Call the CDC)
Wait a minute EMTS on the way
Wait a minute tell you (ah)
Gang bang smellin like farts(I know you want it)
Back, back of the line (It's sloppy 22nd's)
Wait a minute what's that smell (ugh)
Wait a minute it's comin from you (ah)

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I have written a parody of Gay Bar for this thread. It's just Gay Bar with every instance of "Gay Bar" changed to "Gangbang." No other changes were necessary.

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Germstore posted:

I have written a parody of Gay Bar for this thread. It's just Gay Bar with every instance of "Gay Bar" changed to "Gangbang." No other changes were necessary.

drat dude you're like the Weird Al of our generation, how do you come up with this stuff?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

timp posted:

drat dude you're like the Weird Al of our generation, how do you come up with this stuff?

Inspiration, my man, who knows how it works.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
Would you bring a towel? I mean, there's towels there already, but enough for (X) number of people?

Are there rules of etiquette for this kind of thing?



edit - when I read that after posting I can only hear it in Seinfeld's voice

really wanting some answers here OP

Baxter fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Aug 12, 2016

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

various cheeses posted:

Lol this dude got loving murdered and carved up for black market organs
:wth: Um, how do I know if my organs are black market or no :sweatdrop:

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ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

it's time, Smythe.... deploy the mod challenge :twisted:

what's the punishment going to be, organizing the next gooncamp?

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