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ElGroucho posted:Nice guys are loving stupid. I've never had a girl tell me, "Gee, I thought you were a real dummy on account of your biceps, but it turns out you are not dumb at all!" How can u have high INT without dumping STR and CHA?
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P-Mack posted:How can u have high INT without dumping STR and CHA? Really bad DEX and WIL, useless traits, really
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Aug 12, 2016 15:37
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P-Mack posted:How can u have high INT without dumping STR and CHA? Roll all 18s
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Aug 12, 2016 15:44
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killstealing posted:Roll all 18s i miss u like a friend zoned nerd misses hints.
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Aug 12, 2016 16:28
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Doc Friday posted:
She broke up with him. I saw him a couple years ago at a concert and he strolled up to me with a big doofy grin and yelled "HEY!!!" and I said "Oh, hi..." and walked away. zegs posted:you got niced :niceburn:
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Groovelord Neato posted:i miss u like a friend zoned nerd misses hints. I miss u too
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Aug 12, 2016 19:24
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 yes i know that's not how it's pronounced
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Aug 12, 2016 21:14
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Temple of M'lady enters the battlefield tapped when Temple of M'lady enters the battlefield, cry add death or small penises to your masturbation pool
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Aug 12, 2016 21:15
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Hobby shops are the real temples of m'lady
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Aug 12, 2016 21:25
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I was such a sad sack through college but I never directed anger at women. Like some of these chats people are posting are frightening. Eventually I stopped wallowing in my misery and lamentations when I felt "friendzoned" or lonely or whatever and I'd focus energy on bettering myself physically and exploring the city. I can't figure out if something is especially wrong with these dudes or if it's environmental and there but for the grace of god went I 
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Aug 12, 2016 21:36
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superjew posted:but for the grace of god went I I seriously feel this way every time I accidentally encounter facebook pictures of someone I used to know in college, who is on the royal court of their local amtgard shire. In their late 30's. And I know more than one of those. Somehow, I dodged a bullet.
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Aug 12, 2016 21:40
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Fat Shat Sings posted:I like this mentality as I've been the boyfriend in 2-3 separate occasions. When we were dating, my wife had a friend who would constantly try to twist her words to make me sound like a shithead or abusive and then cover it up as "just being protective." He tried to convince her that me not letting them hang out alone was abuse no matter how many times she explained to him that I was there because she wanted me there. I don't think they hung out alone before that anyway. Eventually it got to the point where she just stopped talking to him because I hurt my leg at work and he kept making comments implying that if I get injured that easily, I could never protect her which is weird because he was judging my physical capabilities but he was overweight and out of shape. He was a "huntin' muddin' and backroadin' redneck" type though so I'm assuming he thought his attitude would make up for his lack of physical fitness if he needed to defend her. flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Aug 12, 2016 |
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Aug 12, 2016 21:52
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dog buttz posted:he was judging my physical capabilities but he was overweight and out of shape. "Nobody can protect you like me!" *sucks on inhaler, continues to wheeze*
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Aug 12, 2016 21:56
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that's a weird as gently caress argument to make in modern day anyway when you can just go buy a gun aside from the fact that it's weird to insist she needs protecting lol
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Aug 12, 2016 21:57
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turbomoose posted:Hobby shops are the real temples of m'lady i paint warhammer dollies as a hobby and i had to pick up some paint and the girl i was seeing at the time insisted on going we were only in there for 2 minutes before she asked if we could leave and she told me it was one of the most uncomfortable experiences of her life
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Aug 12, 2016 21:59
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somebody should make a VR simulation of a day in the life of a woman and see how nice guys respond to life from a female point of view.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:somebody should make a VR simulation of a day in the life of a woman and see how nice guys respond to life from a female point of view. by masturbating
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SciFiDownBeat posted:somebody should make a VR simulation of a day in the life of a woman and see how nice guys respond to life from a female point of view. That might work if they had empathy but I don't think they do bc I'm pretty sure 'being nice' is just an act to get that pussy as evidenced by they immediately drop it and become a nasty toxic shitstain threatening rape/doxxing/whatever simply if the woman doesn't respond to them quick enough. as opposed to people who just hold the door bc it's the polite thing to do and don't expect to be thanked for that. Kinda like that Chris Rock joke ("I take care of my children!" "You're supposed to you stupid motherfucker!") on a side note make that VR program anyway but instead of nice guys a bunch of twinks with large penises (imgay)
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Aug 12, 2016 22:21
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PallasAthene posted:Yeah, or they act like anyone who is muscular/fit, or dresses well can't possibly be nice or intelligent. Only a sloppy guy in a t-shirt is smart enough to really get a girl, and if she has a boyfriend who doesn't fit in that mold, it's because she's a shallow whore, not because maybe someone happened to be in shape and smart or funny, or just socially well-adjusted. Yeah, I think it's a pretty common thing for these kinda guys to assume that brains/brawn really is a necessary trade-off like in cartoons, e.g. "they don't read I used to stick to some of those stereotypes, until I got exposed to actual science & engineering students and faculty in college and realized the two traits have nothing to do with each other. For the record, the stereotype isn't totally out of nowhere as I have an actual prime-physique friend who plays around with multiple girls at the same time leading to ethical failures but like, I don't go around resenting him for it I'm just like, "You do you, bud. Enjoy the fruits of your self-proclaimed cardio genius." Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Aug 12, 2016 |
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Aug 12, 2016 22:21
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Stinky_Pete posted:Yeah, I think it's a pretty common thing for these kinda guys to assume that brains/brawn really is a necessary trade-off like in cartoons, e.g. "they don't read It's totally possible to lift big weights in an autistic STEM way, we have a whole subforum for it.
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Aug 12, 2016 22:24
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Oh come on, its no coincidence that dadbod is a 'thing'. If you spend every moment of your life inside a gym and never allow yourself a good pizza or weed, chances are you might not be very fun to hang out with! (I use this logic to justify my out of shapeness, but still. Some of the more intelligent (mathematically) and retarded (socially) friends I have are total gymnuts.)
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Aug 12, 2016 22:29
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Dad Bod only happens if you used to be in good shape, though. It's not "I am fat and weak, because I have always been fat and weak." Honestly, there is a subset of fat nerd that is actually womanly-looking. It's gotta be hormonal. I don't know how else to describe it. And those dudes never, ever had a heyday.
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Aug 12, 2016 22:34
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I'm presently in the BF% range for "dad bod" due to eating healthy and exercising but also drinking a lot of alcohol. My fitness philosophy is that ability to do cool stunts is more important than shape, but they are definitely correlated up to a point, and my intuition tells me that the dad bod indicates the minimum shape quality to still have an attractive level of physical ability.
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Aug 12, 2016 22:45
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Stinky_Pete posted:I'm presently in the BF% range for "dad bod" due to eating healthy and exercising but also drinking a lot of alcohol. My fitness philosophy is non existent and I see myself getting fatter and fatter but I still get laid so maybe you should check your facts, bro.
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Aug 12, 2016 23:11
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If you lift heavy thing, the smart part of your brain instantly degenerates and the dumb bits of your brain activate
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Aug 12, 2016 23:13
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hmm, do I spend my energy on intelligent thought or on weight-lifting and exercising...? neither! I'll just get really angry on the internet about females
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Zzulu posted:If you lift heavy thing, the smart part of your brain instantly degenerates and the dumb bits of your brain activate the dumb bits are the ones that get you laid
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Curdy Lemonstan posted:My fitness philosophy is non existent and I see myself getting fatter and fatter but I still get laid so maybe you should check your facts, bro. My fitness philosophy is not my getting laid philosophy. I don't have a getting laid philosophy, it just happens sometimes. SciFiDownBeat posted:hmm, do I spend my energy on intelligent thought or on weight-lifting and exercising...? They're already intelligent and need that precious time to show everyone how grandiose their word choice and syntax is. 
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Aug 12, 2016 23:30
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Jesus, do these guys even try? That picture is terrible. What look was he going for there?
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Leon Einstein posted:Jesus, do these guys even try? That picture is terrible. What look was he going for there? They call that The Teller, but he hosed up on the shutting up part.
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Aug 13, 2016 01:06
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Leon Einstein posted:Jesus, do these guys even try? That picture is terrible. What look was he going for there? the "fucko"
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Aug 13, 2016 01:09
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The poster child for why you don't take your OkCupid photo after getting loopy on muscle relaxers and red wine. I think I'm also getting dadbod, but since I am a woman and never was jacked-to-all-poo poo it's mostly because of the pervasive body hair.
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Aug 13, 2016 01:09
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Leon Einstein posted:Jesus, do these guys even try? That picture is terrible. What look was he going for there? "Let me get my pipe and checkered hat..."
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Aug 13, 2016 01:09
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can we at least get a robe and a wizard hat?
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Aug 13, 2016 01:11
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There's two components to being a nice guy, repulsively poor social skills and a crippling lack of introspection and self-awareness that causes them to live in denial that they aren't the problem, everyone else is the problem, they're just too gosh darn virtuous. Being fat or ugly is a side issue at best.
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Aug 13, 2016 01:11
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not gonna lie, at one point i had a positively repulsive "gently caress you if you are blahblah blah blah" okcupid profile. I apologize 
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Aug 13, 2016 01:15
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Stinky_Pete posted:My fitness philosophy is not my getting laid philosophy. I don't have a getting laid philosophy, it just happens sometimes.  'Should I make my dating profile something to attract dates, or should it be a celebration of my neurosis?'
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Aug 13, 2016 01:18
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I'm the fist loving date.
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Moridin920 posted:that's a weird as gently caress argument to make in modern day anyway when you can just go buy a gun You are exactly the kind of goon that would believe a gun would make you as desirable in a woman's eyes as a nice physique.
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here's the problem with nice guys, as animated by a schizophrenic https://vimeo.com/64941331
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