|
Gaunab posted:
fixed
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 04:42
|
|
GANGBANG OP!!!
|
|
| # ? May 15, 2024 00:06 |
|
|
he's a-typin'
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 04:43
|
|
|
Smythe posted:OP if you don't report back to this thread with at least some info about your epic gang bang I am going to freakin ban or at least probate you tomorrow. depending on my mood and my mood alone. deadline c'mon dude mod challenge!!
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 04:43
|
|
|
Smythe posted:OP if you don't report back to this thread with at least some info about your epic gang bang I am going to freakin ban or at least probate you tomorrow. depending on my mood and my mood alone. deadline pbuh
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 04:46
|
|
|
Don Tacorleone posted:Yeah just ban him already Time spent at gangbang ~ 10 minutes Time spent writing post about gangbang ~ 40 minutes and counting Ban Op
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 04:46
|
|
|
Smythe posted:OP if you don't report back to this thread with at least some info about your epic gang bang I am going to freakin ban or at least probate you tomorrow. depending on my mood and my mood alone. deadline throw that pissbitch into mordor
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 04:49
|
|
|
For 15 seconds he was in love... 
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 04:50
|
|
|
OP is not a fuckman, never was a fuckman, nor do I think he will ever BE a fuckman, at this rate.
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 04:52
|
|
|
OP I'm not into calling people out....... but I am proposing a period of amnesty where you will not be banned if you admit you were too scared to gangbang do not take this offer lightly your forums account is at risk
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 04:53
|
|
|
i came just like OP after 3 pumps
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 04:54
|
|
|
OP is a busy man who goes from group sex to pulling overtime at his high earning job, you can't expect him to post at the same rate as the average goon.
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 04:58
|
|
|
Smythe posted:OP if you don't report back to this thread with at least some info about your epic gang bang I am going to freakin ban or at least probate you tomorrow. depending on my mood and my mood alone. deadline I like a mod with firm and reasonable expectations.
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 05:09
|
|
|
im p sure that if he posts it you're supposed to go get gangbanged, smythe i think thats how mod challenges work
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 05:11
|
|
|
Business Gorillas posted:im p sure that if he posts it you're supposed to go get gangbanged, smythe I'm celibate.
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 05:25
|
|
|
Smythe posted:I'm a mod. We know.
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 05:26
|
|
|
I will never soil my body with the fetid juices of the corporeal realm.
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 05:27
|
|
|
Smythe posted:I will never soil my body with the fetid juices of the corporeal realm. You sure? Could be fun!
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 05:32
|
|
|
gangban op
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 05:35
|
|
|
Smythe posted:OP if you don't report back to this thread with at least some info about your epic gang bang I am going to freakin ban or at least probate you tomorrow. depending on my mood and my mood alone. deadline Relax chief, I'm here and I'm sticking to my word. Here I go::: Finally I have time to type this mental spew. Let's just flash forward to right after I talked to her. I was due to meet at 7:30CST, and left early. I showered an hour beforehand, got on my Sunday best and made the ultimate decision to go commando. The decision to free-ball almost proved catastrophic, however, when I briskly put on my jeans in the rush to get out the door. This ONE thing almost ruined my night, as much as getting cum on me - I felt the pinch of the zipper almost gash the right side of my shaft! Through luck, good fortune or who knows what, no injury or blood occurred. Moving forward! I made it ten minutes early, as I stated earlier in the thread. The hotel was outside of a Starbucks, so I sat at one of those tacky black tables outside. Minutes ticked by. No response. Why? Before I knew it, I had to basically tell her: "hey, I know you may be busy but I'm gonna leave in ten mins because I have no room number." While I awaited her inevitable response, I noticed a scrawny, nerdy guy sitting across from me. He was dicking with his phone, like everyone these days, and I chuckled in my head that this guy may be one of them. What are the odds? Suddenly, while I had my head down at my OWN phone waiting a response, I look up and two other gentlemen are standing around, smoking cigs. One of them looked like Charles Manson. I got the room number via text seconds later (and to simplify for this story, the room number will be 6969), and with a stone-face I walked accordingly to the entrance. As I walked towards the entrance, why - so did these guys!  Now, to set the scene: this is a high-rise hotel building. Meaning, multiple elevators to go up higher and higher. And lucky me, this one took two to get up there. When I walked through the lobby, it was me and others which could easily as just been random strangers. But then I noticed, it's all dudes lol. While we were in the elevator, I thousand-yard stare straight forward because now I'm in wtf territory. "Room 6969?" one of them mutters to another. I assume the other guy nodded, because out of nowhere I here a low "huh huh huh". It's very ButtHead-ish, but with a nice rapey twang to it. I counted the amount of guys in that car and it was easily almost ten, 8 or 9. Oh brother. We all then walk forward, no words or looks exchanged, to the next elevator and go up to the holy land. We make it inside, and it's a very nice room! Picture the room that they end up getting to celebrate being fancy in LV in the movie The Hangover, not as huge as that but certainly not compact. A brunette, all smiles in basic casual wear greets us at the door and says nothing. Unfortunately, the first thing I see after this when I walk in down the hall is a black guy, bare-assed with his back towards us. We continue to go down the hall when one of the guys sputters out, quickly "eh yknow there's a lot more guys than I thought I'm gonna take off!" to which the brunette sympathizes, and bids him with a polite goodbye. In the living room/common area is a blonde with a Farrah Fawcett bob, scrolling or typing away at a laptop while another girl, a brunette with hoop earrings and a cocktail dress is near the TV. The moosey blonde (broad shoulders, big rear end) asks each person coming in what the last four digits of their phone number is (presumably to verify that they were voice-verified). With each confirmation, and without her even looking up she would give a quick "k yer in!" The brunette near the TV stated aloud that we were to remove our clothes, and the only thing we were to bring in the bedroom were condoms. I would like to state that during this time, and for the remainder of at least the next 20 minutes, all I could do was look either straight forward, or slightly straight forward and above me. Feelings of anxiety started to creep me, because jesus christ I'm about to get naked with a bunch of dudes around me and I never even changed out in gym in high school (yes I flunked gym in high school for this, gym sucked though gently caress it). I inhaled, then exhaled. Slow, then fast - inconspicuously. A minute later, my pants were down. I contemplated wearing socks but the only thing I think that would be worse than wet socks due to water would be any possible instance of wet socks due to cum hitting them instead, although in a roundabout way isn't that a good form of protection? Whatever. We ambled down the hallway as I continued to have the gravity of this whole situation continue to shake and shimmer in my brain. (TO BE CONTINUED...hold on dudes)
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 05:44
|
|
|
Ban this clown, no way this doesn't end in a meme.
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 05:50
|
|
|
wow you really got right to the grits if it eh Oh no you didn't lol how did that take you that long to type nerd
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 05:50
|
|
|
Cliche Guevara posted:one of the guys sputters out, quickly "eh yknow there's a lot more guys than I thought I'm gonna take off!" Is this going to be like Final Fantasy 7 where you were this guy all along and were just fooling yourself into thinking you were a badass gangbang participator?
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 05:51
|
|
|
cheetah7071 posted:Is this going to be like Final Fantasy 7 where you were this guy all along and were just fooling yourself into thinking you were a badass gangbang participator? boners dyin cloud
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 05:51
|
|
|
Smythe posted:OP if you don't report back to this thread with at least some info about your epic gang bang I am going to freakin ban or at least probate you tomorrow. depending on my mood and my mood alone. deadline I've been banned for much more minor infractions than this bullshit of a thread, i say permaprobe him 
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 05:51
|
|
|
Nooner posted:I've been banned for much more minor infractions than this bullshit of a thread, i say permaprobe him hey cool you got your bold fixed
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 05:52
|
|
|
fart
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 05:56
|
|
|
I'm hopeful, but I have my doubts.
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 05:57
|
|
|
Inside the bedroom was a leggy blonde, possibly 5'10" tall. Small tits - a low B-cup. Some weight on her, but not overly disgusting. Pic here: http://imgur.com/a/XoxIK (  version here: http://imgup.io/image/2EV )She was on her stomach, legs arched back in a sexy pose ready to be taken. One of the guys put his cock in her mouth immediately, and everyone stood around watching. Half a minute later she stops and exclaimed, "Who's gonna step in and gently caress me now?" At this point, my mind was on total lockdown. I surveyed the situation, since I honestly was in a haze up until this point. The three girls from earlier took opposite sides of the room, standing and not saying a word. A guy was present, clothed, basically in a polo short and cargo shorts, standing next to one of the girls as well. I immediately knew this was her Marine boyfriend, but lol because he looked anything but. No burly Ed Hardy-wearer was he, more subdued and just...looked soft. Eh. I snapped out of it and basically realized, there's not a high chance of getting robbed or killed now, since everyone lacks the gleam in their eye of carrying through with some crooked plans. I look at the gangbang girl on the bed - she's sucking off two guys at once, her legs still dangling behind her back and doing a reverse bike-pedal motion. A portly gentleman got behind and then started going to down on her deep. He smacked her rear end, and she seemed to really be loving it. A few minutes into this, she reminded him (and us) she wanted us to cum on her face, not in her or on her. This seemed to be her kick, since she emphasized this more and more up til the end. As the minutes of banging went on, I continue to stroke my cock as to not lose sight of my purpose there. The tricky part being not looking at man rear end and getting lost in the bad part of the seediness of it, overall. More men started to trickle in to the room. I am assuming this was good planning, as it was not becoming overly congested and their filing in was pretty quiet, and organized. Total amount of guys? Probably about 30. Very diverse, I must add - white, black, skinny, thick, nerdy, some that looked straight outta Oz prison...she seemed pretty open to her gangbanger types. I started to feel a little claustrophobic, so I stationed myself as far away from the action as I could while still getting a sliver of a birds-eye view. My mind started to go again at this point, because honestly I went to it in a more psychological route - sex being a bonus. I looked at the other girls. Their bodies. I heard the gangbang girl moan and gurgle. I think to myself, I wonder what's going through her head right now? Or, in most guys' heads: what the gently caress is going through the boyfriend's head right now?! Haha. I started to get a little more comfortable...I mean, in the lightest way one could at a gangbang. One guy cracks a joke. Others chuckle. A couple more get fired out there, bringing a little levity to this whole situation. The gangbang girl wants to do DVP (look it up, it's what you assume the abbreviation is). It's the most complicated positioning and angling you can imagine, and while she does this 3-4 guys are helping her keep her legs up while she's getting railed hard. Evidently she had never done this, and wanted to try it! I want to add, this DVP was done several guys later. Pretty major trooper. She's a seasoned pro. (CONTINUING LOL CALM DOWN UNO MOMENTO)
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 05:58
|
|
|
ill never calm down and that chick looks white trash as heck
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 05:59
|
|
|
Celluloid Sam posted:boners dyin cloud Nooner fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Aug 13, 2016 |
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 06:01
|
|
|
thank you nooner that is the most important empty quote I've ever received
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 06:03
|
|
|
Celluloid Sam posted:thank you nooner that is the most important empty quote I've ever received
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 06:04
|
|
|
sorry i edited in a comment before i saw that post and then felt bad so there is a nother empty quote, it was a good post lol (:
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 06:04
|
|
|
Lol
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 06:05
|
|
|
Nooner posted:sorry i edited in a comment before i saw that post and then felt bad so there is a nother empty quote, it was a good post lol (: youre a real human being and a real hero
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 06:06
|
|
|
Well op, you're delivering, good job.
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 06:07
|
|
|
when does op gently caress he MUST gently caress or he WILL be cu.cked
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 06:08
|
|
|
Just a pic to keep everyone hard:
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 06:10
|
|
|
Jokes on you, I already jerked off 45 minutes ago as a palate cleanser, to make sure I'm appraising this story objectively
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 06:11
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 15, 2024 00:06 |
|
|
shoophobo posted:Just a pic to keep everyone hard: it's workin 
|
|
#
?
Aug 13, 2016 06:12
|
|
