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Diabetes? More like dia-no-feeties!
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Diabetes goon: Don't sell your house and move across the country to live in a trailer park just for some sex with a married woman that will almost certainly end badly. If you really have to see her just go on a vacation there instead.
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Aug 13, 2016 00:04
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Hedrigall posted:Diabetes? More like dia-no-feeties!
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Aug 13, 2016 00:06
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Hedrigall posted:Diabetes? More like dia-no-feeties! i smiled at this and went straight to hell, it'll happen to you too!
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Aug 13, 2016 00:43
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loquacius posted:Colder regions have sky-high alcoholism rates because that's the only way anyone can deal with the winters Lol, I changed my entire career so I wouldnt have to relocate to California (probably the last place in the US I'd move to--The Dakotas or Montana might be nice I guess). Maybe dont assume that everyone likes the same garbage as you? Some of us happen to love our frozen hellhole! I for one am looking forward to pickup hockey with my neighbours on my 7 acre pond this winter. I dont expect you to understand any of this, of course. I can see how snowy winters would be scary to those that didnt grow up with them. However, I will concede that driveway snow removal can be a pain!
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Aug 13, 2016 03:27
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I wasn't assuming anything, I was just warning someone whose official cure for depression was "move to Canada" that he was exposing vulnerable people to additional risk factors  I don't live in California, I live in Boston. Notice I did not advise depressed people to move here either. 
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Aug 13, 2016 13:21
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quote:ok, it's me again, the dude who associates certain kind of black man voice with them being naked and wearing a sock on their penis quote:I work for a nameless, faceless corporation that you likely haven’t heard of but we pretty much impact your life on a daily basis. I was working on a project with a team of a few other people that had a lot of importance; many executives up to the President level were interested in the outcome. However we totally missed the mark and the manager who was championing the project demanded answers. Rather than share blame as a team, I blamed one of our team members. Maybe out of cover-their-rear end panic, the other coworkers started to blame this coworker too. The coworker was speechless as we all dumped on him. He wasn’t bad and certainly wasn’t the root cause of the project’s failure.
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Aug 13, 2016 13:23
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im a homosexual
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Aug 13, 2016 13:43
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Goon who got guy fired: you have two choices here. Either change grocery stores, or start a rumor at that grocery store that the guy is a gently caress up and got fired at your work even though you and all your co-workers tried to cover his mistakes. You don't want the people you buy groceries from to think you're a jerk.
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Aug 13, 2016 13:44
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under the boardwalk is definitely not a nude guys with socks on their cocks song.
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Aug 13, 2016 13:43
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That second one sounds like someone who interned at a semi-important company and has an extremely inflated view of their role in the company. I mean, if you can go from that job and the only thing you can find is a bagger job, it mustn't have been so great. Nobody's impressed, people throw each other under the bus at work all the time. Sharing the blame is silly if you can blame a scapegoat, you just were the first one to take initiative and were rewarded for it as you often will be when you're the first to act. You shouldn't feel bad for what you did to your coworker, but you should feel bad that you're apparently bad at your job and just made a target out of yourself, and sooner or later the one being thrown under the bus will inevitably be you.
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Aug 13, 2016 13:47
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This is 100% correct. Everyone gets thrown under the bus at some point and the best way to handle that is to pre-file an HR complaint about everyone on your team for any special projects. Remember, they make you feel "uncomfortable."
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Aug 13, 2016 13:53
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I miss the fake confessions about aliens or secret government programs or other weird things 
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Aug 13, 2016 14:17
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I'd miss them if they were anywhere close to realistic, which none of the ones in the past have been.
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Aug 13, 2016 14:23
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loquacius posted:I wasn't assuming anything, I was just warning someone whose official cure for depression was "move to Canada" that he was exposing vulnerable people to additional risk factors Yeah, anyone saying "Move to Canada" is an official cure for depression might be off their rocker, I live in Alberta and many of us have depression and most of us drink a shitton, this isn't a happy place or some vacation spot where everyone is friendly. We're America but colder.
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Aug 13, 2016 15:35
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You could move to a literal paradise and still be depressed if you don't address what is making you depressed in the first place. Your problems will always follow you. Moving somewhere new is never a cure for depression and should never be suggested as one. e: unless where you live is the only source of your depression, but that is probably not often/ever the case. It seems like a common story where someone from a small town keeps thinking "if only I could get out of this town my life would be great" and they move to the "big city" and surprise, life still sucks. yeah I eat ass fucked around with this message at 15:43 on Aug 13, 2016 |
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Aug 13, 2016 15:41
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A lot of actual vacation spots have horribly depressed locals, too. Everyone who lives on Cape Cod is an alcoholic and half of them are heroin addicts too. Changing your location CAN help in a lot of cases, but never for its own sake. I think most clinically depressed people probably can't muster up the energy it would take to move or especially to immigrate to a new country, though, so it's mostly a moot point. Anyway, we've got a direct response to the hooker guy from earlier. Looks like we've got a hobbyist war on our hands!!! quote:You use a lot of flowery language to describe your "hobby", but come on. You're just boning hookers, there's nothing special about it. If you knew anything about the "hobby" the first rule is to never, ever tell anyone, especially not your spouse, that you partake. You are loving stupid to even think it would be good to be honest about this. A normal hobbyist would have told semi-truths, like saying you met this really hot girl that you really liked at the club and took her back to your room and had a one night stand (where the only lie is where you met, you don't say you called her off of backpage). quote:Brag portion and setup:I am a goon sex haver. Married with a good handful of kids. Both mid 30ies me and my wife have pretty big sex drives. Usually once to twice a day, but we skip a day here or there as well. A few years ago we started working out and I lost 30 lbs and gained 2x the sexual apitite and ability. It's great lose weight, bang a lot. I also masterbate 1-2 times a day in addition to sex.
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Aug 13, 2016 16:39
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Buttsex guy: Nothing about your wife sounds out of the ordinary to me, and it's certainly not worth ending what I'm assuming is a happy marriage over. Enjoy your hand butt stuff and do not stray to hot park moms. I mean, if I'm seriously thinking about it the next step is probably to try stepping up your finger count, probably after some drinks, and see how that goes over
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Aug 13, 2016 16:43
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man losing your virginity to a lady that charges only 150 has gotta be the most depressing thing.
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Aug 13, 2016 16:52
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Counterpoint: Get the hot moms. Everyone wins, you get your butt, they get their butts sexed and your wife doesn't have you snooping so much anymore. Its a win win win situation.
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Aug 13, 2016 16:56
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I'm surprised socks on the cocks guy doesn't feel the same way about Michael Jackson's discography
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Aug 13, 2016 16:59
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anyone said foot loose yet
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Aug 13, 2016 17:03
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Poodge posted:Yeah, anyone saying "Move to Canada" is an official cure for depression might be off their rocker, I live in Alberta and many of us have depression and most of us drink a shitton, this isn't a happy place or some vacation spot where everyone is friendly. I too live in alberta 
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Aug 13, 2016 17:09
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loquacius posted:I mean, if I'm seriously thinking about it the next step is probably to try stepping up your finger count, probably after some drinks, and see how that goes over Nah, the way he talks it's clear that what he really lusts for is to gently caress his own rear end. Buy yourself a dildo and try it, dude. When someone wants it as bad as you do, they're rarely disappointed with the results.
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Aug 13, 2016 17:42
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Groovelord Neato posted:under the boardwalk is definitely not a nude guys with socks on their cocks song. Think back real hard and try to remember, because I need to know; could this be the most hosed up thing you've ever typed out? Probably one of the best out-of-context quotes.
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Aug 13, 2016 18:48
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Butthole goon: I posted this in an old thread, butt (eh, eh) it might come in handy for you too:Solice Kirsk posted:Solution 1: I think you can substitute "Buy an rear end fleshlight" for solution number 4 though because your DTF wife is worth keeping.
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Aug 13, 2016 19:03
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You got a boring prude wife.
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the butt goon post is fake.
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Aug 13, 2016 19:05
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why not just talk about it like adults instead of doing some weird ritual to get access to the butthole?
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Aug 13, 2016 19:05
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i declare the butt goon post as real
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Aug 13, 2016 19:11
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dad gay. so what posted:im a homosexual The apple doesn't fall far from the tree eh?
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Aug 13, 2016 19:12
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Groovelord Neato posted:the butt goon post is fake. Yeah, my wife asks for it. Gotta be fake.
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Aug 13, 2016 19:13
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:Yeah, my wife asks for it. Gotta be fake. You better hope your wife never runs into that anony-goon in the park.
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Aug 13, 2016 19:56
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quote:but my dick is too much.(8 inches, nothing crazy) This is very unsettling.
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Aug 13, 2016 20:07
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Murphy Brownback posted:why not just talk about it like adults instead of doing some weird ritual to get access to the butthole?
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Aug 13, 2016 20:15
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kazr posted:This is very unsettling. this is why it's fake.
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Aug 13, 2016 20:53
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anonymous confession: my penis is enormous
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Aug 13, 2016 20:54
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Sometimes when I am with various groups of people with whom I hang socially I will sit quietly and listen to them rant about guns in America, how none of them are safe, and how gun owners are all crazy, and I'll just sit there and nod and smile with my concealed carry gun under my jacket.
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Aug 13, 2016 21:43
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quote:The hooker, pegging and old woman fucker confessions have made me decide to hire a hooker who is over 50 to have sex with then let her peg me since I want to try both and its the easiest way. Would love to know how the confessor who is loving old women meets them though. now that's efficiency quote:I'm pretty broken, have been abused in relationships and whatnot. I'm also a super empathic person and do a lot of equality work; anti-racism, sexism etc.
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Aug 13, 2016 22:32
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Robocop goon, keep in mind that the idea that your sexual aesthetic tastes can be bad or wrong somehow (among consenting adults anyway) is a major failing of the robocop movement in general You don't have an obligation for your tastes to run in any particular direction. Anorexia is taking it a bit TOO far, but there's nothing wrong with thinking thinner people in general are more attractive (because it is by and large true)
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Aug 13, 2016 22:34
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GORDON posted:Sometimes when I am with various groups of people with whom I hang socially I will sit quietly and listen to them rant about guns in America, how none of them are safe, and how gun owners are all crazy, and I'll just sit there and nod and smile with my concealed carry gun under my jacket. they're more right than you are.
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