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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
lol what dumb bastard agreed to putting wkf shotokan style staring matches in the olympics. if it's not there as an exhibition sport it will be made into one retroactively. and i hope the paralympic ruleset is like judo and they're blind so they can't loving shuffle away from each other for half an hour

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TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016
https://twitter.com/jolassanda/status/761323164248997888

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

this is amazing

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
thats cool

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Imagine instead of watered down karate and tkd in the olympics we had glory rules kickboxing.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
it would suck. as a combat sport kickboxing has way too much of a damage output to make large scale tournaments viable, so you either have all three medal positions taken by alternates, or you have some give on the rules and end up with leg protectors, no leg kicks, big gloves, etc. in kickboxing 4 man tournaments are a dicey proposition. honestly chest punching karate would've been the best ruleset for the olympics, it's properly delineated from boxing, is viable in large tournaments, and can still produce watchable fights sometimes.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
I agree with you, but also judges holding up scorecards while a guy does karate choreography is extremely my poo poo

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

david carmichael posted:

I agree with you, but also judges holding up scorecards while a guy does karate choreography is extremely my poo poo

just try and tell me you want kata in the olympics and wouldn't rather see one of these fine athletes get a medal. just try it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7zsNaj_PN0

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Triticum Guzzler posted:

just try and tell me you want kata in the olympics and wouldn't rather see one of these fine athletes get a medal. just try it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7zsNaj_PN0

my joints hurt watching that.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Triticum Guzzler posted:

just try and tell me you want kata in the olympics and wouldn't rather see one of these fine athletes get a medal. just try it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7zsNaj_PN0

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

just try and tell me you want kata in the olympics and wouldn't rather see one of these fine athletes get a medal. just try it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7zsNaj_PN0

the music insists that this is a parody video.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Marching Powder posted:

the music insists that this is a parody video.

I'm amazed at the near complete lack of chins.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
is it hard to do that stuff? it looks hard but they dont look like hard people.

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

*mumbles*
Rated T for Teen

I.N.R.I posted:

is it hard to do that stuff? it looks hard but they dont look like hard people.

judging by the guy who jumped up and broke like 50 with each foot just by landing, its either fake or noep

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

*mumbles*
Rated T for Teen
is that pokemon music

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

*mumbles*
Rated T for Teen
or when he hits the wooden supports and the force of a cinderblock falling 6 inches breaks it in half

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

I.N.R.I posted:

is it hard to do that stuff? it looks hard but they dont look like hard people.

This might be the best description of performance karate I've ever read

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

*mumbles*
Rated T for Teen
following the yotube related vid cascade, can anyone explain how this is so drat effective (the jumping spinning wheelkick to charging opponent ko) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPVuC6ugmAw

TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016
they don't teach block in tkd

but related, another reason why the wrong karate made it to the olympics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr2StCdq4M0

TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016
TAFTNET CUP is streaming right now. The refs don't wear shoes in TAFTNET CUP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yVdxOdYh88

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
Just watched the 2005 K-1 World GP finals and made this gif as a tribute to the patron saint of this thread.

http://i.imgur.com/hhgJVoq.gifv

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
and also this

http://i.imgur.com/UTNIIED.gifv

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

glaube feitosa wasn't the best fighter but aesthetically he probably was

TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016

Triticum Guzzler posted:

aesthetically best fighter

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Is that Musashi getting his face crushed?

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Is that Musashi getting his face crushed?

yeah

imo the best feitosa ko was against poor alex roberts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AaAPiP5BLg&t=485s

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM&hd=1

TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016
I didn't even realize this was happening but Krush 68 last night looks like it was good. There was an exhibition match between Kaew and Takeru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CA4cixC1wE

and everyone's favorite boy won via secret kick:

https://twitter.com/k1ouenakaunto/status/766950824324964354

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


TheUltimateDoofus posted:

I didn't even realize this was happening but Krush 68 last night looks like it was good. There was an exhibition match between Kaew and Takeru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CA4cixC1wE

and everyone's favorite boy won via secret kick:

https://twitter.com/k1ouenakaunto/status/766950824324964354

Holy poo poo that guy was tough as nails to get up after the first one, and all he gets for his trouble is a second kick to the goddamn liver.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
drat that looked like it loving sucked. You know it's bad when there's a second pause then the dude crumples in agony.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

TheUltimateDoofus posted:

I didn't even realize this was happening but Krush 68 last night looks like it was good. There was an exhibition match between Kaew and Takeru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CA4cixC1wE

and everyone's favorite boy won via secret kick:

https://twitter.com/k1ouenakaunto/status/766950824324964354

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CA4cixC1wE&t=11m56s

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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I had no idea Glory 33 was running in Trenton with Verhoeven headlining but now I'm 100% going and incredibly amped.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
http://liverkick.com/index.php/item/4055-superstar-actor-idris-elba-to-fight-in-kickboxing-for-reality-series lol

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

i really like idris elba but did not expect this in a million years

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Triticum Guzzler posted:

just try and tell me you want kata in the olympics and wouldn't rather see one of these fine athletes get a medal. just try it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7zsNaj_PN0

this sport is perfect for the olympics tradition of extreme wastefulness involving construction materials

i loved watching this poo poo at 2am on TNN when i was a kiddo. one time this guy laid on a bed of katanas and then broke bricks next to him with his elbows. it was so unnecessary but SO loving COOL to my 9-year-old mind

2 fat 4 my lambo
Oct 9, 2003

WEED POOP

as far as who's going to do commentary for his fight, i have to ask: where's bill 'superfoot' wallace at

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
I've seen a few episodes of that show. He flies a stunt plane, finishes a rally race and did drag races. Elba is cool and handsome and I hope he doesn't get hurt.

Also that's got to be the worst where's Wallace joke I've ever seen.

Tezcatlipoca fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Aug 24, 2016

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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So I got tickets to Glory 33 but I'm not sure when to show up. The event "starts" at 5:30 apparently but news about the event says this.

quote:

GLORY 33 will air live on ESPN2 at 11 p.m. ET, headlined by heavyweight champion Rico Verhoeven (48-10-1, 12 KO) defending his strap for a record fifth time against Anderson “Braddock” Silva (40-14-1, 25 KO).

I assume the 11 pm portion will have all the stuff on the main card like the featherweight tournament so how are they filling time from 5:30 to 11 pm when I only see 4 superfight series fights on the undercard? I've only been to UFC and boxing shows before which are far easier to figure out when to show up. Anyone have advice on this? I was planning on showing up at like 8.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Anyone? Anyone been to a Glory event before and know how they space things timewise?

Also if you're in the tristate and on the fence this deal is a steal
https://www.groupon.com/deals/gl-glory-33-kickboxing-new-jersey
Sun Bank Arena is small so there wont really be a bad seat.

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Seltzer posted:

Anyone? Anyone been to a Glory event before and know how they space things timewise?

Also if you're in the tristate and on the fence this deal is a steal
https://www.groupon.com/deals/gl-glory-33-kickboxing-new-jersey
Sun Bank Arena is small so there wont really be a bad seat.

What time does it say doors open on the tickets? Because they've had a long standing habit of saying things are broadcasting "live" when they're on several hours tape delay

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