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criscodisco posted:Computer make L'waxana but with Deanna's hooters. Quark's face on Ezri's body or die trying
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Aug 14, 2016 18:32
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shovelbum posted:Quark's face on Ezri's body criscodisco posted:but with Deanna's hooters. The 6 million Latium waifu.
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Aug 14, 2016 18:39
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This week on Voyager:
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Aug 14, 2016 18:59
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"Medical Ship Pfizer's mission log: We've arrived on Forehead Wrinkle Alien World 27 to investigate an outbreak of Rikerorrhea after the USS Enterprise passed through the sector. Symptoms include itching, uncontrolled beard growth, and involuntary bowel movements in the face of career advancement. The locals are calling it "Riker's Rusty Trombone."
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Aug 14, 2016 19:42
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Hey guys we got 20,000 Lightyears out of a transwarp coil from a borg sphere. so when we run across a drifting cube everyone forget that ever happened. Also when we severely damage another borg sphere and it's completely helpless continue to forget that ever happened.
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Aug 14, 2016 21:48
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Hugh was in TNG right? What about the cool Borg kids in Voyager man I love kids in shows.
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Aug 14, 2016 21:50
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Hugh was in TNG right? What about the cool Borg kids in Voyager man I love kids in shows. Hugh was great. The scene where Picard interrogates him while pretending to be Locutus and freaks the gently caress out when Hugh says "I" is legit one of my favourite parts of Trek.
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Aug 14, 2016 21:53
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Memory Alpha's "transwarp" article led me to their "hyper-evolution" article which led me to cross Voyager off my "maybe if I'm bored for 150 hours" list.
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Aug 14, 2016 21:52
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Computer, place an invisible fart cloud around Tuvok's head. Stench level 3. Only remove it if another head gets into proximity.
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Aug 14, 2016 22:04
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5x09 "Thirty Days": The Prime Directive is LAW and I will demote you and throw you in the brig for a month for daring to disregard it for moral reasons. 5x10 "Counterpoint": Prime Directive? gently caress that. Captain's prerogative. 
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Aug 14, 2016 22:52
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This was posted before but I can't tell if this guy is trolling when he talks about the Enterprise J or if he's legitimately admitting that the Borg did nothing wrong: http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/USS_Enterprise_(NCC-1701-J)#Speculations quote:"For all we know, the ship is using, you know, the synapses of every person aboard the ship to do its computations," he speculated. Drexler thought the vessel wouldn't include any holodecks, as they would be deemed superfluous, as all recreation could instead take place via neural interfaces which the members of the crew had inside their heads. He hypothesized, too, that the vessel could be operated with the same method, by crew members who might stay in their cabins while remotely operating the craft with the implants in their brains..."
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Aug 14, 2016 23:08
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I always liked this tweet. https://twitter.com/TNG_S8/status/299294506459738112
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Aug 14, 2016 23:18
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I like four Beverley C episodes Remember Me is a classic and you should take a drink anytime a character says "Quaice" Sub Rosa is about hilarious as Spocks Brain and managed to fit in a middle aged woman orgasming multiple times in one episode and this shitfest took place on a Scottish themed cosplay colony stuck in the 1800s Ethics is a bitchfest between Bev and this weeks visiting doctor. They fight over Worf's injured spine until he wants to kill himself. Suspicions lets our Bev host a scientific conference or something but of course it all ends in disaster and two people die. Thankfully plucky Crusher solves the mystery by flying a shuttle into a sun The ones where she has sex with a Trill and almost has sex with Picard aren't really very good though because they were poorly written
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Aug 14, 2016 23:43
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Suspicions is a great episode if you like to play the drinking game where you take a drink for every time someone says "scientist(s)" and you want to die of alcohol poisoning
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Aug 14, 2016 23:47
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Season 3, episode 26 of DS9 features a scene "inspired" by The Thing. Dax dramatically scans all the senior staff to eliminate them as suspects in a sabotage. I mean it's not like I don't appreciate the homage, it's just a tad transparent.
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Aug 14, 2016 23:49
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Suspicions is a great episode if you like to play the drinking game where you take a drink for every time someone says "scientist(s)" and you want to die of alcohol poisoning I'd like to read the female Klingon scientist space blog because it must be poo poo being an intellectual in a society that knocks their foreheads together whilst singing the same three drinking songs. Klingon scientists and engineers keep the power on but they haven't stood against an army of remans on the field of battle so gently caress em
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Aug 14, 2016 23:57
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THEY DID THE SAME BIT AGAIN IN THE SAME GODDAMN EPISODE except this time they drew blood as well! Why didn't they just get Kurt Russell to guest star and complete the picture.
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Aug 15, 2016 00:05
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Figaro posted:I'd like to read the female Klingon scientist space blog because it must be poo poo being an intellectual in a society that knocks their foreheads together whilst singing the same three drinking songs. Klingon scientists and engineers keep the power on but they haven't stood against an army of remans on the field of battle so gently caress em One of the few good moments in Enterprise was stating exactly this. Anyone who isn't a warrior isn't worth poo poo.
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Aug 15, 2016 00:08
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I don't wanna say Janeway was ugly or anything but I take issue with the one time she tried to sex it up early on in the series *janeway walks out of the shadows twirling a scarf* Guard: I thought you girls weren't supposed to be down here anymore Girls?
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Aug 15, 2016 00:19
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I like to think the few Klingon intellectuals secretly run the Empire, they just let the dumbass warriors think they're in charge. Watch Once More Unto the Breach again and try telling me Darok isn't the one really in charge.
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Aug 15, 2016 00:26
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He was probably saying that because he thought her vagina forehead haven't fully developed yet. Made her look so young and uncrinkled
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Aug 15, 2016 00:27
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Met posted:5x09 "Thirty Days": The Prime Directive is LAW and I will demote you and throw you in the brig for a month for daring to disregard it for moral reasons. Deep Space 9: 6×18 "Inquisition": Section 31, a clandestine agency within Starfleet is introduced. The episode ends with Sisko planning to expose them for secretly operating outside the ideals of the Federation, as the ends never justify the means. 6×19 "In the Pale Moonlight" 
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Aug 15, 2016 00:40
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This Week on Voyager Kes comes back and blows the gently caress out of Voyager, but goes six years into the past when Voyager first arrived in the Delta Quadrant. Everyone tries to pretend they don't notice Kes is significantly fatter and has to wear baggier clothing than she did six years ago. Timeline is reset but Voyager is still exploded to poo poo by Kes, which has no impact on anything and is completely forgotten.
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Aug 15, 2016 00:46
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Harveygod posted:Deep Space 9: Those are both good episodes.
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Aug 15, 2016 00:52
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Fat Shat Sings posted:This Week on Voyager Ha I think everyone noticed PorkyKes but they were all just to Starfleet to say anything...cowards. But yeah I don't think she should have blown up Voyager and killed Torres. It's a pretty crap show but it's not as bad as the one with Hercules or Space Final Conflict. Little did Kes know that this would all lead down the road to 2016 where she breaks the prime directive and exposes her lady garden to a bunch of kids because she's a bit drunk and hates her neighbours. Maybe it would have been better if Jennifer Lien had only lived nine years or wasn't a weirdo
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Aug 15, 2016 00:55
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Trast posted:Those are both good episodes. Hell yeah they are.  Not exactly the same continuity break, but I've always found the following episode combo interesting: TNG 3x02 "Family": Brett Spiner does not appear (only episode in the series). TNG 3x03 "Brothers": Brett Spiner plays 3 characters.
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Aug 15, 2016 00:59
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Harveygod posted:Deep Space 9: Except because DS9 has an internal continuity, the irony is not lost on Sisko. I love how Quark just revels in finally finding out that Sisko has a price. He is willing to drat himself for the greater good. And even though he claims he can live with it, there is just that slight inflection when he repeats himself that suggests he is being torn up inside for going against his morals. Seriously, just listen to this monologue. It is amazing.
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Aug 15, 2016 01:29
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I woke up and Neelix was a ferengi
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Aug 15, 2016 01:30
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I woke up and Neelix was a ferengi That's dark man, season 3 is inconsistent as FUDGE
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Aug 15, 2016 01:32
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Arcsquad12 posted:Except because DS9 has an internal continuity, the irony is not lost on Sisko. I love how Quark just revels in finally finding out that Sisko has a price. He is willing to drat himself for the greater good. And even though he claims he can live with it, there is just that slight inflection when he repeats himself that suggests he is being torn up inside for going against his morals. Yeah not to mention how giving in was driving by the change in situation in which the Federation was losing the war.
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Aug 15, 2016 01:33
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Arcsquad12 posted:Except because DS9 has an internal continuity, the irony is not lost on Sisko. I love how Quark just revels in finally finding out that Sisko has a price. He is willing to drat himself for the greater good. And even though he claims he can live with it, there is just that slight inflection when he repeats himself that suggests he is being torn up inside for going against his morals. Quark really has some of the best moments in the series. In fact as far as character growth goes pretty much every main Ferengi has a nice long arc. Plus when Quark got a hero story we got Iggy Pop vorta.
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Aug 15, 2016 02:01
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Ezri is a better counselor than Troi is, and she actually became a commissioned officer despite being a neurotic wreck half the time. Though I always thought it was weird that it was never addressed again on DS9 that the 1 in 100 Trills are compatible with symbionts line was just government propaganda. It was a lie put in place so the truth would not get out about widespread compatibility, but that would mean that Ezri should have had no issues undergoing the transfer from Jadzia. I guess Ezri was an emotional wreck even before she had Dax put in her.
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Aug 15, 2016 02:18
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I liked the Beverley episode where everyone disappears
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Aug 15, 2016 02:27
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corn in the bible posted:I liked the Beverley episode where everyone disappears I like when only Picard is left and he wants to bang Beverley while nobody is there to watch.
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Aug 15, 2016 03:02
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We've never needed a crew before. 
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Aug 15, 2016 03:01
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Hey everyone is disappearing. You know what this is exactly nothing like? That time the Traveler made us go really fast. I bet he can fix it.
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Aug 15, 2016 03:16
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Kirk would have just been like "bitch you ain't got any friends" and given her a good smacking.
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Aug 15, 2016 03:17
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Janeway would have been all "baby you got space hysteria. Let me grab a cooter de-stink hypospray."
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Arcsquad12 posted:Ezri is a better counselor than Troi is, and she actually became a commissioned officer despite being a neurotic wreck half the time. Though I always thought it was weird that it was never addressed again on DS9 that the 1 in 100 Trills are compatible with symbionts line was just government propaganda. It was a lie put in place so the truth would not get out about widespread compatibility, but that would mean that Ezri should have had no issues undergoing the transfer from Jadzia. I guess Ezri was an emotional wreck even before she had Dax put in her. The govt. put that line out because otherwise a bunch of Trill would grab every symbiont possible. Lot of shady individuals would be be forcing symbionts to pair up in unhealthy pairings.
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