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Dildos and ice cream at the end of the day. 
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but theres some measurements they don't know. i was talking to a fat woman and describing a diamond wedding ring and when I told her how many carats were in it she started dry heaving
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Aug 15, 2016 01:22
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VendaGoat posted:Ah, the old inversly proportional rule of boob and brains. lol
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Aug 15, 2016 01:22
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Dildos and ice cream at the end of the day.
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Aug 15, 2016 01:22
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Chomp8645 posted:The sweet spot is 25-30 that's after the brain grows but before the boobs get all saggy. i just saw some of the people i went to college with after not seeing them in years and that's definitely not a thing a girl i used to know who was super cute is now 26 and looks like melissa mccarthy with curly hair
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Aug 15, 2016 01:22
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OP, post a picture. You can't be that bad.
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Aug 15, 2016 01:23
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Op is prob shmorky
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Aug 15, 2016 01:25
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Ionno man. I've gone twenty toes to Jesus with some pretty ugly girls. It's always been fun, and I've never regretted it. It's better to find a 5/10 who knows the rodeo than a 10/10 dead fish.
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Aug 15, 2016 01:27
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Salty Josh posted:Ionno man. I've gone twenty toes to Jesus with some pretty ugly girls. It's always been fun, and I've never regretted it. It's better to find a 5/10 who knows the rodeo than a 10/10 dead fish. pretty privilege is thinking 5/10 is the low end of your scale
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Aug 15, 2016 01:28
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I consider 5'4" 350 pounds a 5/10. Good sir, my standards are pretty low....
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Aug 15, 2016 01:31
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Zorodius posted:pretty privilege is thinking 5/10 is the low end of your scale 3/10 lives matter.
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Aug 15, 2016 01:32
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I'm Crap posted:compared to who? 30-year-olds? liking drugs and partying is a lot less boring than liking brunch and ikea
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Aug 15, 2016 01:33
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Chomp8645 posted:3/5ths lives matter.
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Aug 15, 2016 01:42
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holy poo poo
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Aug 15, 2016 01:43
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Aug 15, 2016 01:46
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Salty Josh posted:Ionno man. I've gone twenty toes to Jesus with some pretty ugly girls. It's always been fun, and I've never regretted it. It's better to find a 5/10 who knows the rodeo than a 10/10 dead fish. what sex move requires 20 toes pointing to the sky
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Aug 15, 2016 01:50
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TenementFunster posted:yeah, no poo poo. plus you gotta deal with "timeline" poo poo and rapid aging, esp. with white women. who cares if they remember 9/11 Who needs that drama?
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Aug 15, 2016 01:52
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I would gently caress a lot. Seems like a no brainer when you're ugly and have nothing else to lose but your junk still runs at a premium.
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Aug 15, 2016 01:52
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Business Gorillas posted:what sex move requires 20 toes pointing to the sky the failed mount or fatmans tumble
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Aug 15, 2016 01:54
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No matter how badly you are put together, there is someone out there who will either think you're perfect or has such low self esteem they'll pretend your personality is the most important part of sexual attraction. And then they'll gently caress you with the lights out.
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Aug 15, 2016 02:06
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Jailbrekr posted:No matter how badly you are put together, there is someone out there who will either think you're perfect or has such low self esteem they'll pretend your personality is the most important part of sexual attraction. And then they'll gently caress you with the lights out. this
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Aug 15, 2016 02:08
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Why not date a blind guy?
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Aug 15, 2016 02:30
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Jailbrekr posted:No matter how badly you are put together, there is someone out there who will either think you're perfect or has such low self esteem they'll pretend your personality is the most important part of sexual attraction. And then they'll gently caress you with the lights out. I'm a Sapiosexual..........
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Aug 15, 2016 02:36
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i like that posted:I'm a Sapiosexual.......... does sapio mean gravy??
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Aug 15, 2016 02:39
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Business Gorillas posted:what sex move requires 20 toes pointing to the sky Man, it's a saying. Like wallpapering the closet.
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Aug 15, 2016 02:41
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Orkin Mang posted:does sapio mean gravy?? I mostly like people for who they are on the inside... lol
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Aug 15, 2016 02:48
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Being an "ugly" girl is a really open ended thing. Some can overcome with makeup and care for their appearance or by being attractive in other ways. Others are forever destined to wander Walmart in a rascal. Which one are we dealing with here?
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Aug 15, 2016 02:49
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i like that posted:I mostly like people for who they are on the inside... lol Mmmmmmmmmm. 
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Aug 15, 2016 02:51
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Orkin Mang posted:fat ppl always know obscure measurements like stone, pounds per square meal, chocometer lol
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Aug 15, 2016 03:25
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Orkin Mang posted:but theres some measurements they don't know. i was talking to a fat woman and describing a diamond wedding ring and when I told her how many carats were in it she started dry heaving I remember this
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Aug 15, 2016 03:28
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Op, practice until you have a nice voice
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Aug 15, 2016 03:28
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Just buy a huge set of fake cans and they no one will look at your face.
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Aug 15, 2016 03:46
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i like that posted:I mostly like people for who they are on the inside... lol
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Aug 15, 2016 03:49
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VendaGoat posted:Just buy a huge set of fake cans and they no one will look at your face. QFT
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Aug 15, 2016 03:57
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i like that posted:I mostly like people for who they are on the inside... lol I'm a horrible monster and I pray for death
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Aug 15, 2016 04:13
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VendaGoat posted:Just buy a huge set of fake cans and they no one will look at your face.
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Aug 15, 2016 04:18
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a hole-y ghost posted:Will this work for me too because I'm very shy and I get uncomfortable when people look at me in my face. Post a trip report.
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Aug 15, 2016 04:20
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i like that posted:I mostly like people for who they are on the inside... lol hard to see them any other way when u cant leave the house anymore
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Aug 15, 2016 04:38
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a hole-y ghost posted:Will this work for me too because I'm very shy and I get uncomfortable when people look at me in my face. Just get yourself a codpiece (or stuff in some socks). Problem solved. As a bonus, it will help you get laid. Note: this works for chicks as well, though it probably won't help you get laid.
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I'm Crap posted:compared to who? 30-year-olds? liking drugs and partying is a lot less boring than liking brunch and ikea Hey fuckman, I'm thirty and I don't like
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