Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

And while we're at it the quote is really garbage out of context. The way the movies focus on Cap being from Brooklyn has become disconcerting.

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# ? May 13, 2024 07:46

Dr. Hurt: Oct 23, 2010

Coulson just wants to know where Brooklyn at.

# ? Aug 13, 2016 23:47

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

mind the walrus posted:

And while we're at it the quote is really garbage out of context. The way the movies focus on Cap being from Brooklyn has become disconcerting.

Isn't Brooklyn a lovely place these days?

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:01

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

The anti-Hell's Kitchen?

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:02

LRADIKAL: Jun 10, 2001; Fun Shoe

Rhyno posted:

Isn't Brooklyn a lovely place these days?

No, not really.

# ? Aug 14, 2016 03:32

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

its lovely if you hate rich young people driving up housing prices but other than that, no

# ? Aug 14, 2016 04:01

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Alaois posted:

its lovely if you hate rich young people driving up housing prices but other than that, no

Right, so pretty lovely then.

# ? Aug 14, 2016 04:52

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Actually, it's kinda funny how they're shuttling the statue around Brooklyn. It's in Prospect Park now, they're moving it to Barclays Center later, and then it's gonna be at a Bed Bath and Beyond in Sunset Park. It's like when Philly moved the statue of Rocky from the top of the Art Museum steps to the sports arenas and then back outside the Art Museum.

# ? Aug 14, 2016 04:59

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Nov 26, 2007

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Selachian posted:

Actually, it's kinda funny how they're shuttling the statue around Brooklyn. It's in Prospect Park now, they're moving it to Barclays Center later, and then it's gonna be at a Bed Bath and Beyond in Sunset Park. It's like when Philly moved the statue of Rocky from the top of the Art Museum steps to the sports arenas and then back outside the Art Museum.

Are they at least gonna obstruct the view of the other end of the ice with it?

Anyway, we all know who the master fanfic'er of the Marvelverse is:

# ? Aug 14, 2016 07:32

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

...I find myself wondering what the hell kind of slash-fic a deity known in mythology for turning into a mare and giving birth to his dad's main battle horse would write.

# ? Aug 14, 2016 11:53

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Malachite_Dragon posted:

...I find myself wondering what the hell kind of slash-fic a deity known in mythology for turning into a mare and giving birth to his dad's main battle horse would write.

Eh, something fairly average by the internet's standards.

# ? Aug 14, 2016 11:58

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Rhyno posted:

Isn't Brooklyn a lovely place these days?

Yes. It's become a haven to yuppies and rich folk who co-opt the Americana associated with Brooklyn while being the kind of borough no one from that bygone Brooklyn could ever afford to commute to in order to scrub toilets in, much less live in.

The whole "I'm just a kid from Brooklyn" line on a statue is that entire attitude distilled, which is a shame because I really like the statue itself.

# ? Aug 14, 2016 13:25

qntm: Jun 17, 2009

This would have been less of a problem if the statue was touring 1940s Brooklyn.

# ? Aug 14, 2016 14:57

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

Selachian posted:

Actually, it's kinda funny how they're shuttling the statue around Brooklyn. It's in Prospect Park now, they're moving it to Barclays Center later, and then it's gonna be at a Bed Bath and Beyond in Sunset Park. It's like when Philly moved the statue of Rocky from the top of the Art Museum steps to the sports arenas and then back outside the Art Museum.

Barclays Center is where the city used eminent domain to kick out the (mostly brown) people in that 'hood out of there to make room for a sporting arena, then promised to build affordable housing that hasn't even materialized after 10 years despite promises from the developer.

That Bed Bath and Beyond in Sunset Park isn't even open yet, and it's in another neighborhood that once was prosperous and semi-diverse but turned to poo poo when the BQE was built right on top of it. Kinda fitting they move it to an out-of-the-way industrial location with zero foot traffic for its last month in NYC.

So yeah, what I'm saying is I can definitely see Cap is was a Hydra agent.

LOL if someone spray paints 'Hydras Greatest Hero' onto the base.

Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Aug 14, 2016

# ? Aug 14, 2016 20:27

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

# ? Aug 15, 2016 02:43

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

SynthOrange posted:

That's some really horrible thought dialogue, but it's also really horribly funny.

# ? Aug 15, 2016 06:11

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

SynthOrange posted:

"So Alfred, I saw this really gory crime scene today. You could say it was..."
"Master Bruce people have died"

# ? Aug 15, 2016 12:09

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

SynthOrange posted:

I love the idea that part of the reason Bruce is quiet and taciturn is because he keeps making horrible inappropriate jokes in his head and doesn't want them to slip out.

# ? Aug 15, 2016 14:20

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

ImpAtom posted:

I love the idea that part of the reason Bruce is quiet and taciturn is because he keeps making horrible inappropriate jokes in his head and doesn't want them to slip out.

So the only difference between Batman and Spider-Man is their self control? I can live with that.

# ? Aug 15, 2016 15:18

Bloodly: Nov 3, 2008; Not as strong as you'd expect.

I remember at least one Spider-Man comic that has Peter note it's a case of either 'bad jokes' or 'panic'-at least in a fight. Can't remember where, though...

# ? Aug 15, 2016 17:39

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

I was thinking of the Spider-Man / Punisher crossover with Cole-Alves where Spidey tries to not make a joke about Castle dating again, but just. Can't. Help. Himself.

# ? Aug 15, 2016 17:46

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

TwoPair posted:

"So Alfred, I saw this really gory crime scene today. You could say it was..."
"Master Bruce people have died"

"Well thank God there must have been some medical personal there. Because at least one guy was in stitches."

Actually I'm curious, is the rest of the dialogue in that book/series that level of assholish black humor?

# ? Aug 15, 2016 19:16

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

I thought it was dick bats who made that joke. Seems more in character

# ? Aug 15, 2016 19:19

redbackground: Sep 24, 2007; BEHOLD!
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bunnyofdoom posted:

I thought it was dick bats who made that joke. Seems more in character

Nope, just Tony Daniel sucking as a writer.

_{_{it's detective comics #6, fyi for all interested parties}}

# ? Aug 15, 2016 19:22

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Uthor posted:

I was thinking of the Spider-Man / Punisher crossover with Cole-Alves where Spidey tries to not make a joke about Castle dating again, but just. Can't. Help. Himself.

# ? Aug 15, 2016 19:52

Name Change: Oct 9, 2005

Why is the Punisher always fighting Spiderman?

# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:46

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

Why is the Punisher always fighting Spiderman?

Punisher's very first appearance was Amazing Spider-man #129.

# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:48

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Storywise: they're both NYC-based (Punisher less-so, but point remains), but Spider-Man obviously doesn't approve of Punisher's methods, and makes sure to let him know when he runs into him.

# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:51

Name Change: Oct 9, 2005

The Question IRL posted:

Punisher's very first appearance was Amazing Spider-man #129.

Maybe he should think about murdering Spiderman's huge rogues gallery, most of whom he could actually kill, unlike Spiderman.

# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:51

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

Maybe he should think about murdering Spiderman's huge rogues gallery, most of whom he could actually kill, unlike Spiderman.

Whenever he tries the bullets just hit a Status Quo field and bounce off.

# ? Aug 15, 2016 20:52

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Rhyno posted:

I love that sequence.

# ? Aug 15, 2016 21:20

Cangelosi: Nov 17, 2004; "It's cute," he said to himself warily, "but it's not normal."

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

Maybe he should think about murdering Spiderman's huge rogues gallery, most of whom he could actually kill, unlike Spiderman.

He did kill Stilts Man.

# ? Aug 15, 2016 21:20

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Cangelosi posted:

He did kill Stilts Man.

He's a Daredevil guy.

# ? Aug 15, 2016 21:21

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Trast posted:

I love that sequence.

It's always great when an actually humorous writer gets to do some Spider-man.

# ? Aug 15, 2016 22:33

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

Maybe he should think about murdering Spiderman's huge rogues gallery, most of whom he could actually kill, unlike Spiderman.

Spider-man protects his rogues.

# ? Aug 15, 2016 23:12

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

I just read IDW's "Bebop and Rocksteady Destroy Everything" and it's the most fun I've had reading a comic in at least a year.

# ? Aug 15, 2016 23:33

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

ImpAtom posted:

Whenever he tries the bullets just hit a Status Quo field and bounce off.

If the bullets bounced back towards the Punisher they would bounce off his Status Quo field and get caught in an infinite ricochet.

# ? Aug 15, 2016 23:40

Roth: Jul 9, 2016

Lobok posted:

If the bullets bounced back towards the Punisher they would bounce off his Status Quo field and get caught in an infinite ricochet.

I'd prefer this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR794_QBmug

# ? Aug 15, 2016 23:44

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
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Endless Mike posted:

Storywise: they're both NYC-based (Punisher less-so, but point remains), but Spider-Man obviously doesn't approve of Punisher's methods, and makes sure to let him know when he runs into him.

Someone post Punisher laying fists on Spidey and Spidey totally no-sells it.

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