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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Eonwe posted:

the trump campaign: you said I did *thing*?? YOU DID *THING*

To be fair this isn't just his campaign. It's all of his supporters too.

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Leviathan posted:




i wonder if harambe ever got to go to the dentist :smith:

Extreme vetting wasn't invented yet :smith:

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




TBeats posted:

To be fair this isn't just his campaign. It's all of his supporters too.

the 'i'm rubber you're glue' defense

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

what happens if harambe gets into the debates

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

literally the "no u" defense

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Oiled and Ready posted:

Yeah Russia wasn't on the table back then. I did some reading about the history of natural gas and oil in the Ukraine and formed these hot takes as I went. It'd be nice if someone argued with me instead of attempting weak, trite burns.

You're agreeing with me. You are continuing your trend of being an astonishingly huge moron.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

shiksa posted:

i dont get why a shadowy cabal of russian oligarchs is any better than a shadowy cabal of (((globalists))) but i guess im just not woke enough to reject all mainstream media and buy literal russian state propaganda as gospel

I purposefully sought to read about these things from Western media and drew the same conclusions.

The Russian oligarchs involved here are also Jewish by and large so the (((echo))) makes no sense.

The idea would be to give Russia a more fruitful path than the one we and Tymo forced them onto.

We gave them one good strategic path which was: take back a historical territory of strategic importance and simultaneously shift all oil and gas sales to China instead of to Europe through the Ukraine.

If Tymoshenko et al hadn't constantly broken their contracts or refused to pay Russia money legally owed this wouldn't have happened. It was clear that the government replacing Yanukovych would not be upholding the Kharkiv pact and that Russia would be removed from Crimea if the Ukraine no longer needed their gas. Would the US accept the removal of a foreign strategic base in such a case? I doubt it.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

StateOwned posted:

I think anyone hoping for some kind of election sealing manafort scandal is going to be seriously disappointed, regardless of what is uncovered:

Man and you know a ton of the intel community wants to get involved in this election beyond endorsing Hillary with all the revelations coming out about Trump

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




lol peter thiel really grinding gawker and nick denton to a pulp here

http://sfist.com/2016/08/15/opinion_peter_thiels_opinions_are_j.php posted:

Thiel concludes with a plug for a bill: "The United States House of Representatives is considering the Intimate Privacy Protection Act, a bipartisan bill that would make it illegal to distribute explicit private images, sometimes called revenge porn, without the consent of the people involved." Though he says it's "nicknamed the Gawker Bill,"...

cold

quote:

...a Google search shows it's rarely called that, and the first reference is here, on a small, far-right blog that touts itself as being featured on Sean Hannity and rush Limbaugh.

heh

Fox Ironic
Jul 19, 2012

by exmarx
Aside from the massive boner that they get from Authoritarian regimes that dwell in the realm of plausible deniability, I have the sinking feeling that a lot of Conservatives like Russia because it steps on gay people just the right amount for them to find it palatable, but not enough for them to feel guilty.

It's like a hosed-up Homophobic Goldilocks: United States too soft, Iran too hard, Russia just right.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

dorkasaurus_rex posted:

what happens if harambe gets into the debates

this is how 2020 tops this election, the harambe meme reaches critical mass and the debate commission has to invite the corpse of a gorilla

sharkbomb
Feb 9, 2005
GOP officials have got to be scrambling behind the scenes about potential fallout with Manafort. I really think some bad poo poo is going to come out about him...

I didn't really know anything about the dude until recently, so I read his wikipedia page. What the gently caress? We have HUD scandals, involvement with Pakistani intelligence, selling French submarines to Pakistan, etc

quote:

Manafort received $700,000 from the Kashmiri American Council between 1990 and 1994, supposedly to promote the plight of the Kashmiri people. However, an FBI investigation revealed the money was actually from Pakistan's Inter-Service Intelligence agency as part of a disinformation operation to divert attention from terrorism. A former Pakistani ISI official claimed Manafort was aware of the nature of the operation.[21] While producing a documentary as part of the deal, Manafort interviewed several Indian officials while pretending to be a CNN reporter

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

manafort stole the Joe Miller false journalist tactic

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I'm still a bit confused. Is it unexpected that he got paid under the table to set up an illegitimate puppet government that was overthrown?

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Fox Ironic posted:

Aside from the massive boner that they get from Authoritarian regimes that dwell in the realm of plausible deniability, I have the sinking feeling that a lot of Conservatives like Russia because it steps on gay people just the right amount for them to find it palatable, but not enough for them to feel guilty.

It's like a hosed-up Homophobic Goldilocks: United States too soft, Iran too hard, Russia just right.

I don't think this is right. Authority boners is on point, but the gay thing is absurd. The conservatives who care that much about gay people and SINNN are not the ones who like Russia.

In fact, they're ignoring Trump's Russia poo poo just like they're ignoring his life of sin and debauchery and his wooden LGBT praise because the authority boner thing is all they needed.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

sharkbomb posted:

GOP officials have got to be scrambling behind the scenes about potential fallout with Manafort. I really think some bad poo poo is going to come out about him...

I didn't really know anything about the dude until recently, so I read his wikipedia page. What the gently caress? We have HUD scandals, involvement with Pakistani intelligence, selling French submarines to Pakistan, etc

He is literally the guy Bond catches about 30 minutes into the film who spills everything about his boss

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Samurai Sanders posted:

I'm still a bit confused. Is it unexpected that he got paid under the table to set up an illegitimate puppet government that was overthrown?

Democracy is illegitimate if I don't like what the voters did

Found the Remain voter

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Fox Ironic posted:

It's like a hosed-up Homophobic Goldilocks: United States too soft, Iran too hard, Russia just right.

i too want to become a country where dash cams are standard because so many people take headers off cars to make a living

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

magiccarpet posted:

i too want to become a country where dash cams are standard because so many people take headers off cars to make a living

my favorite dashcam video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GihuUYmoMXU

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
WHATS UP NITE CREW I GOT A JOB WOOOOO :420::420::420:

Fox Ironic
Jul 19, 2012

by exmarx

Oiled and Ready posted:

I don't think this is right. Authority boners is on point, but the gay thing is absurd. The conservatives who care that much about gay people and SINNN are not the ones who like Russia.

In fact, they're ignoring Trump's Russia poo poo just like they're ignoring his life of sin and debauchery and his wooden LGBT praise because the authority boner thing is all they needed.

Fair enough.

On a related note, Mods, please change my username to Authority Boners.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Don't even bother with Oiled and Ready, he's transparently insincere. Putin apologism is just trendy with the alt-right conspiracy theorists he patterns his gimmick off of.

In more serious Russian connection discussion, there hasn't been a whole lot out of Clinton or Trump directly about this stuff yet. There were a few trial balloons out of the Clinton camp talking about how these connections were troubling and warranted a closer look, but they seem to be holding off to see if the story develops more first - it's a big deal implying your opponent's campaign is being manipulated by a foreign power (well, unless you're Trump). Trump, though, the story might just not have really penetrated to him yet and he could easily make it worse with some off-the-cuff remarks about how we should all be interested in more cooperation with Russia. I guess things might be in a holding pattern to see if more material comes out or Trump manages to whip up the story himself.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




at some point the cia is going to start passing notes in class to the clinton campaign

i mean sure, then the election is rigged i guess but

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Dolash posted:

Don't even bother with Oiled and Ready, he's transparently insincere. Putin apologism is just trendy with the alt-right conspiracy theorists he patterns his gimmick off of.

In more serious Russian connection discussion, there hasn't been a whole lot out of Clinton or Trump directly about this stuff yet. There were a few trial balloons out of the Clinton camp talking about how these connections were troubling and warranted a closer look, but they seem to be holding off to see if the story develops more first - it's a big deal implying your opponent's campaign is being manipulated by a foreign power (well, unless you're Trump). Trump, though, the story might just not have really penetrated to him yet and he could easily make it worse with some off-the-cuff remarks about how we should all be interested in more cooperation with Russia. I guess things might be in a holding pattern to see if more material comes out or Trump manages to whip up the story himself.

Clinton doesn't want to push it because Trump thrives in a dirty fight and she has the whole Uranium thing going, she needs more than the current Manafort article to make it worthwhile

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i have a job, trump is slowly sinking into the ocean, and people are throwing themselves at o&r again and im high as gently caress, all is right with the world

sharkbomb
Feb 9, 2005
Oiled and Ready really makes you look back longingly on an entire night's worth of NML poo poo posts

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




i bet you didnt even get your first paycheck yet and you spent it on :catdrugs:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

sharkbomb posted:

Oiled and Ready really makes you look back longingly on an entire night's worth of NML poo poo posts

rubs one out to shirtless putin pic before going to bed

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Oiled and Ready posted:

I purposefully sought to read about these things from Western media and drew the same conclusions.

The Russian oligarchs involved here are also Jewish by and large so the (((echo))) makes no sense.

The idea would be to give Russia a more fruitful path than the one we and Tymo forced them onto.

We gave them one good strategic path which was: take back a historical territory of strategic importance and simultaneously shift all oil and gas sales to China instead of to Europe through the Ukraine.

If Tymoshenko et al hadn't constantly broken their contracts or refused to pay Russia money legally owed this wouldn't have happened. It was clear that the government replacing Yanukovych would not be upholding the Kharkiv pact and that Russia would be removed from Crimea if the Ukraine no longer needed their gas. Would the US accept the removal of a foreign strategic base in such a case? I doubt it.

Tell us more about the Jews

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Al! posted:

WHATS UP NITE CREW I GOT A JOB WOOOOO :420::420::420:

Congrats, sell-out :toot:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

magiccarpet posted:

i bet you didnt even get your first paycheck yet and you spent it on :catdrugs:

Our Abuela of Perpetual Disapproval has a plan for superpredators like me

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

understated front page
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/765361470506868736

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Al! posted:

WHATS UP NITE CREW I GOT A JOB WOOOOO :420::420::420:

grats friend

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

zen death robot posted:

It's 2016 and we have a GOP presidential campaign being ran by a KGB stooge

and guiliani forgot

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Samurai Sanders posted:

I'm still a bit confused. Is it unexpected that he got paid under the table to set up an illegitimate puppet government that was overthrown?

It's not unexpected, but now we have actual hard proof and not just rumors.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Batman was an American industrialist though

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

dorkasaurus_rex posted:

what happens if harambe gets into the debates

he wins

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
i find most nydn front pages to be pretty dumb and overwrought, but lol at that one

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

I've always loved the Daily News. Mostly because it had 4 pages of comics but also its hate for Trump.

And, I don't know what counts as 'successful' to Giuliani but he forgot about the '93 WTC bombing as well.

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sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Samurai Sanders posted:

I'm still a bit confused. Is it unexpected that he got paid under the table to set up an illegitimate puppet government that was overthrown?

It's unexpected that there would ever be proof of it.

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