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Danith posted:I'm expected to support an application with a mobile part (Clicksoft).. is there really no solution to remotely view an iPad or iPhones screen without a capture card or airplay or something? Bomgar will remotely view an iPad or iPhone screen but you can't control it.
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Ghostlight posted:But cellulose is vegan That's.....weird. I was thinking it was a fat because "VEGANZ", but I guess it's plants. Probably means she's one of those cultist vegans who learned about it from Pinterest. Or just bat poo poo insane. I came to update the story! Apparently, the alarm went off and the window into manager guy's office was broken into. Guess what's missing! The laptop I emailed him about! Guess who also apparently has read privileges to his email! Crazy questionably-vegan woman! Now, I'm not one to accuse, but she totally did it. Edit: Apparently cellulite is fat. Good times.
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Aug 17, 2016 03:02
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I get the feeling that there's a fake tip image going around facebook or something (along the lines of the ones saying "apple added charging by putting your phone in the microwave for 5 minutes, try it now") that tells you to ruin your screen and that person fell for it.
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Aug 17, 2016 03:08
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Anyone want to guess what illegal stuff will be found on the laptop once it's recovered?
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Aug 17, 2016 03:08
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22 Eargesplitten posted:Anyone want to guess what illegal stuff will be found on the laptop once it's recovered? Marshmallows
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fishmech posted:I get the feeling that there's a fake tip image going around facebook or something (along the lines of the ones saying "apple added charging by putting your phone in the microwave for 5 minutes, try it now") that tells you to ruin your screen and that person fell for it. Am I a bad person for desperately hoping it's this? 
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Aug 17, 2016 03:20
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A walk-up came in: Hi, my email hasn't been working all day and I'm getting this pop up on my phone? *shows me Outlook Requires Your Current Password error on her phone* Oh, yes. Your password has expired or you've recently changed it and it needs the new one. No, I haven't changed it. What happens if you enter your current one? *quickly checked the account in AD, which is of course fine* *does and the same message reappears* Ok, let's go see what's going on.*I get to her office, and press Ctrl-Alt-Del just to horrify the viewers at home* It's been telling me my password was about to expire but I've been ignoring that, could that be the issue?
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Aug 17, 2016 03:31
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Arsten posted:That's.....weird. I was thinking it was a fat because "VEGANZ", but I guess it's plants. Probably means she's one of those cultist vegans who learned about it from Pinterest. Or just bat poo poo insane. My only stab in the dark is she confused it with cellophane.
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Aug 17, 2016 03:55
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EX-GAIJIN AT LAST posted:My only stab in the dark is she confused it with cellophane. How is plastic not vegan? Isn't that mined oil?
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Aug 17, 2016 04:08
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Arsten posted:How is plastic not vegan? Isn't that mined oil? Don't go down this rabbit hole, man. It's just stupidity. It's not worth a trip to the psychiatrist for yourself. Unless it's a deep-cover psyop....
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Aug 17, 2016 04:16
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Arsten posted:How is plastic not vegan? Isn't that mined oil? Oil is an animal product.  Wish i was willing to go to the effort of finding a smug vegan emote.
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RFC2324 posted:Oil is an animal product. It must be terrible for people to not be able to use houses, concrete, streets, grass, or anything else. I'll just stay over here and destroy animals for my own well being.  EX-GAIJIN AT LAST posted:Don't go down this rabbit hole, man. It's just stupidity. It's not worth a trip to the psychiatrist for yourself. I won't need a trip to a psychiatrist. My stuffed, talking bunny says I'm just fine!
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Aug 17, 2016 04:31
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Cellulose, it's what diodes crave.
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Aug 17, 2016 04:34
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Arsten posted:I won't need a trip to a psychiatrist. My stuffed, talking bunny says I'm just fine! Greg?
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RFC2324 posted:Greg? Blah
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Aug 17, 2016 04:56
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EX-GAIJIN AT LAST posted:My only stab in the dark is she confused it with cellophane. Which is itself derived from cellulose and is plant-based, believe it or not.
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Aug 17, 2016 05:03
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Arsten posted:That's.....weird. I was thinking it was a fat because "VEGANZ", but I guess it's plants. Probably means she's one of those cultist vegans who learned about it from Pinterest. Or just bat poo poo insane. I'm wondering if she used coconut oil. It's good on fish. Sorry for posting so much, I'm sitting here trying to coax show commands out of a failed supervisor module so we can get an RMA number, and the prolific drivers are causing BSOD every few minutes.
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Aug 17, 2016 05:12
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Has anyone dealt with the X130e series of laptops, where the hinge just eventually destroys itself?
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Aug 17, 2016 07:28
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Arsten posted:That's.....weird. I was thinking it was a fat because "VEGANZ", but I guess it's plants. Probably means she's one of those cultist vegans who learned about it from Pinterest. Or just bat poo poo insane. If you leave us hanging on this, I will hunt you down and kill you, because this is the best goddamn story I've heard for a very long time.
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Aug 17, 2016 08:30
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Arsten posted:Am I a bad person for desperately hoping it's this? No, because the alternative is they came up with this on their own.
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Aug 17, 2016 08:36
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Marshall Louis posted:Cellulose, it's what diodes crave. 
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RFC2324 posted:Greg? Greg says you're a real hitler teapot that's cracked. Marshall Louis posted:I'm wondering if she used coconut oil. It's good on fish. Fil5000 posted:No, because the alternative is they came up with this on their own. spog posted:If you leave us hanging on this, I will hunt you down and kill you, because this is the best goddamn story I've heard for a very long time. I have no comment! Fairly warned be thee, though, this is happening in real time. I will post updates trailing situationally as I get them. The only reason I had that update last night was because the police called me to verify that I had actually left it there and hadn't setup an elaborate ruse to walk off with company property. I then called manager guy and asked wtf was up. Now, we wait for two hours until her normal start time. 
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Aug 17, 2016 13:29
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Thanks Ants posted:NetApp? DING DING DING! We have a winner!
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Aug 17, 2016 13:37
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MiniFoo posted:Counterpoint: Apple trackpads actually rule, and I will actively use them on MacBooks if I can't install SmoothMouse for whatever reason. Especially so if I can install BetterTouchTool.
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Aug 17, 2016 14:00
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Arsten posted:She cut off the plastic cover on her screen, somehow separated the plastic front from the LEDs and then smeared what appeared to be straight up fat across the remainder of the panel. It is, indeed, "fuzzy". What the gently caress doesn't even begin to describe, that's loving impressive whatever this madness is. RE: Laptop chat I'm not sure how anyone can stand touchpads, we've got a couple of HP Probooks which have wonky ones which are out of warranty. I think it's a ribbon cable problem and the only consitent fix is to lift the laptop into the air and continue using it. 
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Aug 17, 2016 14:05
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Speaking of touchpads, my gfs mom has a laptop and she said the touchpad has been broken for over a year. Apparently FN+F5 turns the touchpad off and on.
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Aug 17, 2016 14:10
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For my part I've completely switched over to trackpads, even for desktops. I haven't touched a mouse in years. But, well, Apple
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Data Graham posted:For my part I've completely switched over to trackpads, even for desktops. I haven't touched a mouse in years. Came here to post pretty much this. Apple's trackpads are by far and away the best in the industry and with the multi-touch additions makes it great to use. When I have to use a PC trackpad I scream inside because anyone having to work with that dumpster fire of a peripheral makes me sad.
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ptier posted:Came here to post pretty much this. Apple's trackpads are by far and away the best in the industry and with the multi-touch additions makes it great to use. When I have to use a PC trackpad I scream inside because anyone having to work with that dumpster fire of a peripheral makes me sad. Edit: It's not just inconvenient, it literally causes me physical pain to use the trackpad for more than 30 seconds.
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Aug 17, 2016 15:01
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Arsten posted:I have no comment! She didn't show up, this morning, and did not call to take a sick day. THERE SHALL BE NO DRAMA THIS DAY. Although, I will say she is pretty much fired at this point. "Obscuring breaking and entering by not showing up" probably isn't on the approved list of reasons for a No Call No Show.  On the other hand, I hear that the police will be going to her home today. A search of the area immediately around her office building and attached yard showed no random trashed laptop. Maybe we'll get a news clip about a mad woman smearing lard on police just to spite my anti-drama declaration. Arsten fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Aug 17, 2016 |
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Aug 17, 2016 15:31
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Arsten posted:She didn't show up, this morning, and did not call to take a sick day. THERE SHALL BE NO DRAMA THIS DAY. Although, I will say she is pretty much fired at this point. "Obscuring breaking and entering by not showing up" probably isn't on the approved list of reasons for a No Call No Show. I hope she's done the same thing to her phone. Just an old RAZR flip phone covered in vegetable fat.
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Aug 17, 2016 15:49
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Arsten posted:On the other hand, I hear that the police will be going to her home today. A search of the area immediately around her office building and attached yard showed no random trashed laptop. Maybe we'll get a news clip about a mad woman smearing lard on police just to spite my anti-drama declaration. Want to run a book on how many cats she has? I am guessing 8
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Arsten posted:She didn't show up, this morning, and did not call to take a sick day. THERE SHALL BE NO DRAMA THIS DAY. Although, I will say she is pretty much fired at this point. "Obscuring breaking and entering by not showing up" probably isn't on the approved list of reasons for a No Call No Show. I was wondering why she stole the lardtop, then realized she probably just wants it to be free range organic.
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spog posted:Want to run a book on how many cats she has? If she's TRULY vegan, she won't have any, as the super hardcore ones don't believe in pets, either.
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Aug 17, 2016 16:01
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Well of course not, you'd have to feed them meat.
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Data Graham posted:Well of course not, you'd have to feed them meat. I think it's more "you can't own other animals"?
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Aug 17, 2016 16:38
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No, some vegans have pets and try to feed them vegan food. Which is an insanely bad thing for dogs. It's like the tofu lion from Futurama except with them dying from sepsis.
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AlexDeGruven posted:If she's TRULY vegan, she won't have any, as the super hardcore ones don't believe in pets, either. She's....she's painting with lard. Unless she has a suck-u-slim at home, or something, I'm not seeing how she's vegan. Red Square Bear posted:I think it's more "you can't own other animals"? There is too much pony play in the world for me to ever believe that.
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GreenNight posted:Speaking of touchpads, my gfs mom has a laptop and she said the touchpad has been broken for over a year.
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anthonypants posted:We have HPs where there's a touch-sensitive button on the loving trackpad, in like the top left corner, that does this. It's remarkably stupid. Yeah same at my job. I've gotten plenty of calls from panicky HR people about their touchpad not working.
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