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but probably. ive been pretty obvious
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colleagues smell alcohol on me all the time But are too pussy to ever bring it up so i just keep showing up still drunk in the morning. It's probably the same with inhaling cans at work
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another good inhalant story: so, in college, i'm sitting inside with these other two shameful retards and they start huffing endust or some furniture polishing equivalent by spraying it into a small food lion-type shopping bag and then hitting the bag and exhaling i'm just observing because the thought of inhaling what clearly smells like chemical toilet spray is too much for my delicate sensibilities at the time. as i'm sitting there i remember that that poo poo is highly flammable so i tell them i recommend that when they exhale they could "double the pleasure" of the experience by exhaling over a lighter and get a fireball light show to boot they love the idea and actually do this....it works like gangbusters so now they are getting high as gently caress and blowing fireballs all over and i'm thinking in the back of my mind if i should warn them about the flame maybe following the gas back down into their lungs if they don't expell hard enough but end up keeping my mouth shut and enjoying the light show one of those guys was kicked out of school several months later for some other poo poo and the other went on to become a US Navy (landing on carriers at night, etc) pilot i loving kid you not the end
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Aug 17, 2016 01:21
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dad gay. so what posted:i think it would be fun to own a hospital and live there
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Aug 17, 2016 01:22
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dad gay. so what posted:i was huffing 7 cans a day --on the way to work, at work, on the way home thats when i saw the insanity. cause im pretty drunk most of the time 7 CANS PER DAY?!? ho lee poo poo
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Aug 17, 2016 01:21
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dad gay. so what posted:i was on anabuse a long time ago to quit drinking but i just kept drinking and it turned me red and made my heart go fast but i never pukes so i figure i just have a high chemical tolerance. when i have medical procedures they have a hard time getting me out I got that crap way long time ago and I had out of body feelings, like I could see myself above my head. Antabuse: never again.
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Aug 17, 2016 01:24
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How do local stored keep selling to you? Dad gay, you are a polarizing poster, but I do hope you get some help. God drat I'm gay.
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Aug 17, 2016 01:48
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Hi op, I thought you quit like a week ago? Did you relapse? Peace and god bless, that poo poo will kill you, and we don't want you to die, you're the person who gives me good denver restaurant recommendations.
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Aug 17, 2016 01:51
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I made this awhile ago for old dadgay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZkSqQWI2lQ
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Aug 17, 2016 01:52
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shoophobo posted:How do local stored keep selling to you? the real question is what do you do with the empties that are piling up at a rate of 7 per day...you can't just crush these like beer cans i'm lolling just at the thought of what your garbage can sounds like when the garbage man is turning it over into the garbage truck...it must be the loudest chorus of steel can clank ever. i bet your garbage men are deaf
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Aug 17, 2016 01:56
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The suggestion I would make, OP, is to pair ur beer cheese soup with a nice soft pretzel, for dipping. A bit of mustard powder on the pretzel is good too.
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Aug 17, 2016 01:59
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I have a high toluene tolerance
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Aug 17, 2016 02:16
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Ahahahahahahahahhhahah
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Aug 17, 2016 02:17
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I'm walking on sunshine. woooooah woo waooooooooh.
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i'm laughing so hard right now my guts hurt and i can't breathe...ty so much for thisquote:and i can't really get other drugs this is the real reason most people use this poo poo but for some people it just really clicks for them
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Aug 17, 2016 02:22
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You'll cowards dont even huff freon out of a garbage bag
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Aug 17, 2016 02:26
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why do you do this stuff while driving lol
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What the gently caress?
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Aug 17, 2016 03:10
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numberoneposter posted:why do you do this stuff while driving lol i'm about to hop in the sack but tomorrow i'll post you a good story about doing hard drugs while operating a six speed automobile in traffic a few months ago. the poo poo is way funny now but 5 alarm rear end clencher at the time
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Aug 17, 2016 03:15
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There is a legitimate drug for every kind of kick you could want. I don't understand why anyone would do this.
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Aug 17, 2016 03:33
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some people just wanna experience cerebral palsy and also being retarded at the same time?
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Aug 17, 2016 03:39
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inhale deez nutz OP
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Aug 17, 2016 03:40
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Robot Pride posted:i'm lolling just at the thought of what your garbage can sounds like when the garbage man is turning it over into the garbage truck...it must be the loudest chorus of steel can clank ever. i bet your garbage men are deaf
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Aug 17, 2016 03:41
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Chinatown posted:inhale deez nutz OP
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Aug 17, 2016 03:46
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STDH: The Thread. Stop trolling, DGSW.
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Aug 17, 2016 03:45
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a dog from hell posted:There is a legitimate drug for every kind of kick you could want. I don't understand why anyone would do this. to me, inhalants feel like a "prank drug" if there ever was such a thing to exist like as in you would trick your friend into doing it by convincing them it was legitimately awesome and then everyone laughs their balls off when he does it and has a horrible 30 sec high followed by making GBS threads his pants and throwing up i'm the type of person that would rather regret what i did than regret what i didn't and looking back i'm so glad that this drug or like meth didn't click for me when i used them. i feel like i dodged a bullet by biology or something
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Aug 17, 2016 03:53
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Robot Pride posted:the real question is what do you do with the empties that are piling up at a rate of 7 per day...you can't just crush these like beer cans lmao
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a dog from hell posted:Now I am also laughing at this. Furthermore, think of the kind of intimate knowledge about people in the community garbage men are privy to. Jesus. you know how when a frat house has full 100 gallon garbage cans comically filled with just beer cans and bottles after a typical weekend? that is what i'm picturing here but with steel cans of computer air 50 cans per week must look like a pallet of 61mm mortar rounds can your feet even touch the floor of your car or is carpeted end to end in cans? srstalk, though, dgsw i'm not trying to bag on you too hard...i'm a heavy drug user of just a different variety so i'm got loads of my own ridiculous life zaniness
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Robot Pride posted:you know how when a frat house has full 100 gallon garbage cans comically filled with just beer cans and bottles after a typical weekend? that is what i'm picturing here but with steel cans of computer air I drink heavily which is why I think it's hilarious, the bottles clanking is bad enough.
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Aug 17, 2016 04:23
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PyPy posted:STDH: The Thread. Stop trolling, DGSW. The hosed up thing is that he isn't.
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Aug 17, 2016 04:25
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came here to post this
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Aug 17, 2016 04:28
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OctoberBlues posted:The hosed up thing is that he isn't. I don't know... This seems like an elaborate set-up to get someone to suggest that he kill himself...which I most certainly am not suggesting. Life is precious.
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Aug 17, 2016 04:44
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PyPy posted:I don't know... This seems like an elaborate set-up to get someone to suggest that he kill himself...which I most certainly am not suggesting. Life is precious. I think that elaborate setups are good.
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PyPy posted:STDH: The Thread. Stop trolling, DGSW. No don't
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Aug 17, 2016 04:49
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There's no way any of this poo poo is real.
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Thin Privilege posted:Was it you? numberoneposter posted:why do you do this stuff while driving lol alright, since i still haven't found my way to bed i'll lay a behind-the-wheel story on you about me and hopefully it will cheer up dgsw or something. there's some time sensitive reasons i can't get too detailed but in the future i can drop some really off the wall war stories on your faces...here goes so, it's like 9am on a random tuesday and i'm in my car with an associate i use and dist with on our way to trade work with a real OG guy i know that has this guy has a line on some real demon fishscale base blocks and i'm swapping like $170 of some doodoo mid for a scale yard of this balls out fire dope. i don't go into the office till 10am so the mornings are the time for drug shenanigans and a malt liquor or two i drive this murdered out 6 speed manual sports car that is real low profile w/ limo tint, etc. the area of florida we are in is real hardcore and the street the guy lives on is completely torn up with a construction crew all up and down it to repave it. we cop this dope and i'm an impatient giddy bitch that's ready to blast a dime as we are pulling out and driving down the street. mind you i'm navigating a street slaloming between steamrollers and crew members at 10-15mph with a stick. i drop a dime cube in the pipe and i'm hitting it while steering. typically, it takes about 8-10sec after you inhale and hold a whole rip for it to hit you and get high but this poo poo was so bananas that 3sec into the pull i start getting so high that i instantly get that "you might have gone one step too far" type realization/fear but i don't stop pulling for fear of wasting or fumbling this hit (real addict mentality). i mean i'm so high that i'm about to throw up, poo poo my pants, cum in my pants and black out all at once...like this poo poo instantly climbed up my rear end and put my soul in a headlock. i ended up pulling the whole dime on one flame and now i'm so loving high at the most inappropriate time that i am both in heaven and absolute hell at the same time...kinda of like if angelina jolie was giving you a blowjob but it was while your entire family and grandparents were watching...totally awesome and totally not awesome at the same time. at this point i think we might have a real problem...like emergency. you know how when you get real good and high you might say "drat, i'm waaayyyy high" to your friend? well, at this point i'm hitting my friend on the leg hard with the back of my hand saying "YO, IM REAL HIGH. IM REAL REAL HIGH" staring wide-eyed at him implying that this could be real bad and he may have to pull the emergency brake any second so i can fall out the door and lay down on the asphalt on my side and take a break for a minute. the whole time i'm still operating this stick shift in tight proximity with humans and construction equipment. for about 30seconds i didn't think i was going to make it but after that i started to even out and relax a little so that i didn't crash or hurt anyone thankfully. a couple more minutes later and we are out of the neighborhood and i'm finally able to enjoy it as we get over to my place safely. i've done this kind of thing hundreds of times but i never had some poo poo like this happen before and i'm lucky it worked out
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PyPy posted:I don't know... This seems like an elaborate set-up to get someone to suggest that he kill himself...which I most certainly am not suggesting. Life is precious. Well he's been posting about it for like a year, from casual mentions to starting to say how it was loving up his life to this. So I guess if he was that committed to the joke and actually researched how the addiction and downfall would progress, I'm impressed! edit: I hope he is joking, I just don't think he is. Nolan Arenado fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Aug 17, 2016 |
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Robot Pride posted:real story time that exact thing almost happened to me except i had a bunch of air cans taped around the bottom of my car and i hit the 'deploy all' button and my car jumped over a gulch to safety
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Don't hold your hot rail tina hits; it will plasticize your lung
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