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Prokhor Zakharov posted:it’s not unlikely at all though??? That somebody would get seriously hurt on this thing is likely; that somebody would get decapitated by it slightly less so. I think this is the only decapitation I've ever heard of in my life that didn't happen in a middle eastern country (actually I think OJ de-noggin'ed his ex-wife ok so there's one more).
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Secular Humanist posted:That somebody would get seriously hurt on this thing is likely; that somebody would get decapitated by it slightly less so. I think this is the only decapitation I've ever heard of in my life that didn't happen in a middle eastern country (actually I think OJ de-noggin'ed his ex-wife ok so there's one more). Twilight Zone movie
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Secular Humanist posted:That somebody would get seriously hurt on this thing is likely; that somebody would get decapitated by it slightly less so. I think this is the only decapitation I've ever heard of in my life that didn't happen in a middle eastern country (actually I think OJ de-noggin'ed his ex-wife ok so there's one more). A man cut off his own head with a chainsaw in a carefully thought out suicide because he was "irrationally opposed" to leaving his repossessed home, an inquest heard today. David Phyall, 50, had consumed a small quantity of alcohol but no drugs, and arranged the chainsaw in such a way as to facilitate his suicide.
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Blue Train posted:A man cut off his own head with a chainsaw in a carefully thought out suicide because he was "irrationally opposed" to leaving his repossessed home, an inquest heard today. fuckin gnarly
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Blue Train posted:A man cut off his own head with a chainsaw in a carefully thought out suicide because he was "irrationally opposed" to leaving his repossessed home, an inquest heard today. That's perhaps more metal than this waterslide kid.
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Secular Humanist posted:I think this is the only decapitation I've ever heard of in my life that didn't happen in a middle eastern country. Off the top of my head  my local amusement park in Virginia has had 4 deaths, one of them a decapitation:- Young kid stood up on one of these, lost head to a crossbeam - Suicidal man jumped off the 300-foot observation tower, they installed jailbars afterwards - Retarded (like, actually mentally disabled) rider wiggled out of restraints on stand-up coaster, got thrown from it - Woman with cardiac problems rode floorless coaster with wild inversions - did not survive the ride I find it comforting that none of these were due to ride malfunction. Apparently the Galaxi was cheap carnival poo poo with no restraints in the cars, but still.
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Ofecks posted:
"I want off this wild ride, oh im dead"
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Decrepus posted:"I want off this wild ride, oh im dead" "They say life's a rollercoaster, and oh im dead"
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Decrepus posted:"I want off this wild ride, oh im dead" Secular Humanist posted:"They say life's a rollercoaster, and oh im dead" Lmao
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Ofecks posted:
http://www.vice.com/read/a-roller-coaster-designed-to-kill-people-999 quote:The Euthanasia Coaster starts with a long, slow incline before a quarter-mile fall, which leads into a series of loops that are designed to create so much centrifugal force that you won't be able to breathe, finally dying from lack of oxygen to your brain.
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Krinkle posted:A standard drop from the gallows is 4 to 6 feet. That kid fell 168 feet. A rope isn't sharp either but if the hangman let you drop fifteen stories your head would pop the gently caress off and someone in the bleachers would get to take it home as a souvenir. Back 100 years ago or whatever when UK was still doing executions the hangman was a professional (and I think only 1 or 2 in the whole country??) whose job it was to figure out the exact length that would break the neck fatally while not being so long that their head popped off. Unless that thing loops for literal minutes I think that crazy guy forgot about one weird trick called 'holding your breath'. e: head popping off was a pretty frequent occurrence until they got the formula down right. Or it being too short and the person slowly suffocated. tsa fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Aug 13, 2016 |
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Aug 13, 2016 16:39
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tsa posted:Unless that thing loops for literal minutes I think that crazy guy forgot about one weird trick called 'holding your breath'. you totally figured out an angle nobody else did, whoa, you just rekt this guys art project, drat, your so smart
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Its a slide for people willing to die so they aren't going to hold their breath if it could save them
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Blue Train posted:A man cut off his own head with a chainsaw in a carefully thought out suicide because he was "irrationally opposed" to leaving his repossessed home, an inquest heard today. this is metal AS gently caress 
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Not really the same story but near my school they found a decapitated guy with his head 50ft from the chainsaw near his body and ruled it a suicide. What I'm saying is this world is strange and exciting if you're a chainsaw.
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also the centrifugal loop thing at the bottom of the Goliath drop at 6 Flags Magic Mountain will definitely start to tunnel vision you from lack of blood to the brain and that's just 1 loop so I feel like you'd pass out and be unable to hold your breath on said Deathcoaster
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unpacked robinhood posted:Not really the same story but near my school they found a decapitated guy with his head 50ft from the chainsaw near his body and ruled it a suicide. Did it roll down a hill or something? Or did he owe some cop a lot of money?
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Code Jockey posted:Idea for a drink, the Kansas Bloodslide: Make it a Bloody Caleb - just a Bloody Mary with a different name, served with a burnt piece of gristly meat covered in ketchup
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tsa posted:Unless that thing loops for literal minutes I think that crazy guy forgot about one weird trick called 'holding your breath'. how about we subject you to 50G for only 20 seconds and you just hold your breath real hard
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Been watching 'leb footage set to blackened by metallica its pretty funny
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Secular Humanist posted:That somebody would get seriously hurt on this thing is likely; that somebody would get decapitated by it slightly less so. I think this is the only decapitation I've ever heard of in my life that didn't happen in a middle eastern country (actually I think OJ de-noggin'ed his ex-wife ok so there's one more). The French Revolution was the Wahhabists fault.
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Ofecks posted:Off the top of my head King's Dominion is rad, but Busch Gardens is way nicer. Only bad thing that happened at Busch Gardens was Fabio getting smashed in the face by a bird.
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Also, Harambe will be remembered long after this kid is forgotten. Think about it.
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CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:Also, Harambe will be remembered long after this kid is forgotten. Think about it. I already forgot about the kid till i saw this thread pop back up. Harambe however, never leaves my heart.
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Aug 16, 2016 06:46
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I was like 5 years old when I realized forward inertia began to lift objects upwards, how the gently caress did this ride last this long
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sweetmercifulcrap posted:Try to run, try to hide, break my neck on the waterslide! lol
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I used to work in a place where we received organs for research. We had to hear about how each person died to decide if we'd accept or not. Apparently decapitation is a common accident with people riding ATVs. Don't ride ATVs through the woods really fast if you want to get ahead in life.
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moist turtleneck posted:Well at least we know he died since he poo poo himself so hard that his shorts flew off Talk about insult on top of injury. Someone needs to update the gif. Speaking of updates: https://www.yahoo.com/news/devastating-details-women-were-same-152945421.html Two women on the ride were pretty hosed up: one broke her jaw, and the one who had an eye injury bruised her eye but fractured her cheekbone. I'm guessing they got the head at full force who clocked one lady in the jaw and then bounced and hit another in the face before flying away. Yikes. Mad Doctor Cthulhu fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Aug 16, 2016 |
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Secular Humanist posted:"They say life's a rollercoaster, and oh im dead" Move it over mom 'cause I got a bad ticker Didn't read the warning on the entrance sticker 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, chest compressions ain't gonna save me Lady went in, got spun all around Died on the coaster with her pants turned brown Death come slow, death come fast 2G twists gonna kill your rear end
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Blue Train posted:A man cut off his own head with a chainsaw in a carefully thought out suicide because he was "irrationally opposed" to leaving his repossessed home, an inquest heard today. Epic Phyall
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I bet that dad is glad that he supported deregulation to attract business to kansas!
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CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:King's Dominion is rad, but Busch Gardens is way nicer. Only bad thing that happened at Busch Gardens was Fabio getting smashed in the face by a bird. Haha, that was BG? Google images seem to indicate it was on Apollo's Chariot, that's pretty funny. Although if that happened to me I wouldn't think it was funny. I agree BG is a nicer, beautiful park with good food and cool musicians and shows and stuff, but the rides just don't compare to KD. Their drop tower, for example, is just plain weak.
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Ofecks posted:Haha, that was BG? Google images seem to indicate it was on Apollo's Chariot, that's pretty funny. Although if that happened to me I wouldn't think it was funny.  The girl speckled with blood is the best part
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HAS ANYONE SAID HE WILL NEVER BE THE HEAD OF A MAJOR CORPORATION???
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I guess that goose will never be the face of a major brand!
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Solice Kirsk posted:I think it was on these boards, but the best description of Islay scotch I've ever heard is "it tastes like someone pressed a bog mummy and bottled the delicious drippings." That's called mung juice
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Secular Humanist posted:That somebody would get seriously hurt on this thing is likely; that somebody would get decapitated by it slightly less so. I think this is the only decapitation I've ever heard of in my life that didn't happen in a middle eastern country (actually I think OJ de-noggin'ed his ex-wife ok so there's one more). Erm wasn't there one on a Canadian bus a couple of years ago
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JFairfax posted:Erm wasn't there one on a Canadian bus a couple of years ago Yep - and the killer's free now https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Tim_McLean
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JFairfax posted:Erm wasn't there one on a Canadian bus a couple of years ago Just looked it up; that's somethin ya don't see every day! 
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