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Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
I still think Lordosis is a rad name.

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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

CADPAT posted:

As a firearm coach this stuff drives me up the wall.

It's always the same thing. Take girlfriend/friend shooting for the first time, don't show them how to shoot *giggle* here a massive firearm, don't worry it won't kick... BOOM *LOL* weapon goes flying possibly killing someone, person never fires a weapon again, is afraid of guns for life, never touches a firearm again.

same, but anal sex

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

Jabor posted:

No, the real problem was running at high speed into the back of someone who'd been too heavy on the brakes and gotten completely stalled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y981k2pSfY8

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Christ, and I thought the Action Park-style ones with the fiberglass troughs were bad. Those look like they're on the verge of dumping you down a valley.

Also, how hard did he hit that woman? It looks like she spent most of the rest of the ride unconscious.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

CADPAT posted:

Best argument against guns ever.

Relevant to this discussion and OSHA - this summer at the Battleschool there were multiple incidents of live rounds mixed in with blanks during force on force exercises. Not sure who keeps dropping the ball but seriously.



Are you rated to repair the M-3 Tactical Helmet?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


this is the guy who is some kind of trainspotter sperg but for roller coasters, right? and he is super furious because this is some kind of mecca for him and she's "ruining" his experience?

gently caress that guy.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
seriously, dude should be arrested for that poo poo.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Sagebrush posted:

this is the guy who is some kind of trainspotter sperg but for roller coasters, right? and he is super furious because this is some kind of mecca for him and she's "ruining" his experience?

gently caress that guy.

Hes an rear end in a top hat for sure, but that was pretty funny.


Raaaaaaaaaaaa FUKEN BITCH!!!!!!

Hope her spines okay.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
She should have figured it out after he hit her the first two times am I right men

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:

JB50 posted:

that was pretty funny
What the gently caress.

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



That family should have pulled over to let him pass, everyone would have been happier.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Mithaldu posted:

What the gently caress.

I laughed, dont you germans laugh?

Schadenfreude isnt an english word, you guys invented it.

Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(
What a fucknugget. I love him getting angry and violent at the person in front of him when she's obviously having to slow down in order to not hit the people in front of her. It's just like normal everyday traffic!


...looking at it that way kind of saps all the potential fun out of that ride.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Its road rage with one lane. :smith:

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Shady Amish Terror posted:

What a fucknugget. I love him getting angry and violent at the person in front of him when she's obviously having to slow down in order to not hit the people in front of her. It's just like normal everyday traffic!


...looking at it that way kind of saps all the potential fun out of that ride.

I tried to find out more about this but it doesn't seem like anything came of it. I found a reddit thread where a bunch of people defended the guy though, even after he called her a bitch, said he was going to ram her, rammed her, smiled about it into the camera at the end, and then uploaded the video gloating about it calling her a bitch again.

It looked like she was 12-14 and she never even looked back as she got off the ride and walked away crying.

:bravo:

Decrepus fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Aug 17, 2016

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Shady Amish Terror posted:

...looking at it that way kind of saps all the potential fun out of that ride.

Install cameras along the path for operators to monitor for assholes, make everyone sign a waiver before riding, install remote ejection systems on the seats, submit resulting ejection videos to YouTube for additional revenue stream, all the fun is put back into the ride.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Courtesy of the Aeronautical Insanity thread:

quote:

Four people working on a metal roof and a fifth person in the same area near the Calgary airport were injured by a lightning strike Wednesday afternoon, according to paramedics and firefighters.

Lightning struck a building at 580 Palmer Road N.E. around 2 p.m., said Carol Henke with the Calgary Fire Department.

Four workers were assessed on scene, and Henke said their injuries were not life-threatening, with three listed in "green" condition and one in more serious "yellow" condition.

https://www.theweathernetwork.com/news/articles/lightning-injures-4-roofers-near-calgary-airport/71037

quote:

The roofing crew was wrapping up their patching project on Palmer Road when the storm rolled through the area. Daniel Ludwig was one of the crew members injured.

"There was a flash and I hit the roof deck," Ludwig told Metro News. "The other guys were on the roof deck and we hauled rear end and rain."

All crew members were able to climb down the roof to safety, according to Ludwig.

"It felt like somebody cracked me in the head with a baseball bat," he told Metro News.

Prior to being struck on the roof, Ludwig was hit by lightning before on a fishing trip.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



i will bet that with a big enough sample size, the risk of getting struck by lightning might just correlate with intelligence

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



Skarsnik posted:

Only in America would someone think being scared of guns is a bad thing

CADPAT posted:

I'm glad in Canada we are forced to take classes and tests even if just to piss off people who think safety is for stupid people.

Terrible Opinions fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Aug 17, 2016

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

Decrepus posted:

I tried to find out more about this but it doesn't seem like anything came of it. I found a reddit thread where a bunch of people defended the guy though, even after he called her a bitch, said he was going to ram her, rammed her, smiled about it into the camera at the end, and then uploaded the video gloating about it calling her a bitch again.

It looked like she was 12-14 and she never even looked back as she got off the ride and walked away crying.

:bravo:

jesus christ

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkyOgqGwLCE

Bondematt posted:

Uh, pretty sure the pilot bailed out. An air frame parachute is not very useful to something that is also on fire. Plus this is waaay out of the scope of an air frame parachute and would just be luck if it deployed successfully.


It is. They need to have an emergency chute.

Edit: Yeah, pilot bailed, "We chased the airplane to see if the pilot got out. Once I saw the pilot bail out, I made sure he was going to open the parachute because he was a student."

http://www.today.com/news/skydivers-plane-collision-caught-camera-well-jump-again-8C11531939

Whoops, guess i remembered wrong. But at least I got people to discuss the much-loved topic of airframe parachutes :smug:

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

I know it's a losing proposition to ever discuss the feasibility of one of this guy's insane concepts, but this one always struck me as particularly dumb because...like...why does it need to have the ejecting capsule in the first place? Why not just make the parachutes 20% bigger and save the whole plane?

I think it's always useful (and fun) to dissect exactly why stupid things are stupid. This one isn't actually stupid for that reason - the cabin contains all the things you want to save, and gets them as far away as possible from all those tanks full of flammable liquid and engines full of metal spinning at 50,000 rpm.

The reason it's dumb is that airliners (almost all aeroplanes in fact) are a monocoque - the structural integrity comes from the outer skin. Making the cabin detachable like that completely destroys the structural integrity so it would need massive reinforcement to not just fold up like a piece of paper on the first flight. Both the cabin and the rest of the plane would need that massive reinforcement, plus you wouldn't be able to have a hard connection between the two, so you're easily doubling the unladen weight of the plane right there.

Then there's the weight and risk of the system itself. There's the parachutes themselves of course - that's going to be a good extra 10% on the weight of the cabin. Then you're going to have to pack the plane with explosives - rocket motors for the ejection, explosive bolts for the attachment of the cabin to the plane, and explosive disconnectors for cabin wiring. Even if you accept a plane that's full of explosives you're probably doubling the amount of maintenance time that a plane needs.

Then there's the actual practicalities of the system. The majority of crashes are at takeoff or landing. Unless you're going to make the system zero-zero capable, like an ejector seat, it'll be no use there. If it is zero-zero capable you're talking even more weight in rocket motors and parachutes and reinforcement of the cabin structure, plus killing quite a few of your passengers - even fighter pilots can be crippled by an ejection. It'll also of course be no use at all in cases of controlled flight into terrain or explosive decompression, other fairly common crashes.

So you're left with a system that will make planes 10x more expensive to run, won't save passengers from the majority of crashes, and requires every plane on earth to be packed with explosives.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Slanderer posted:

jesus christ



Yeah. That father used his kids as bait. He put the scared eight year old in front to ride the brake like a coward. Then he followed his son telling him it's okay to go slow and to keep riding the break. The daughter was the team's Face. Who would kick a twelve year old girl? It was the perfect plan to ruin this one fucker's ride, and it worked.

I'm horrified this loving ride exists. I'm horrified it doesn't have a dead man's switch, as apparent when the girl loses consciousness, slumps over, and zips away to probably ram the dad in the back. I'm horrified the only safety feature runs on the honor system of not being a loving sociopath and kicking a child full on in the spine.

And the longer video was infuriating as the dad rubs his daughter's head as if to say "you bumped me, you goof, haha" and nobody so much as gave the camera holder stink eye. He is what we build jails for.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0tf0q_9jGA

The comments in that video are the reason why I never read Youtube comments. Nothing but angry Internet people being angry at everyone and anyone for all the reasons. :wtc:

At least one of the commenters mentioned that this incident made the local (German) news, but nothing about what came of it.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:

JB50 posted:

I laughed, dont you germans laugh?

Schadenfreude isnt an english word, you guys invented it.
We tend to reserve Schadenfreude to minor incidents, or well deserved ones. Innocent people being assaulted and possibly paralyzed by psychos doesn't quite make the cut and as soon as it became obvious he had no mental faculties left worth talking about, and a victim who couldn't escape ahead of him, any sort of chance at a smirk was gone for me.

poo poo like below is good Schadenfreude, self-inflicted idiocy. OSHA question: Are there no rules against bars setting the counter on fire?

http://i.imgur.com/xnqKhBd.gifv

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


It came from facebook:

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIUJWIT9GrU

In which we hear the words "I'll show you the baby electrode maths".

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Humphreys posted:

It came from facebook:



They aren't partially out of frame that is all that remains attached after using it.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-37103668

quote:

Three people, including two children, have died after their throats were slit by glass-coated strings used for flying kites on India's Independence Day.

Saanchi Goyal, 3, and Harry, 4, were looking out through the sunroof of their cars in different parts of Delhi when sharp strings slit their throats. Zafar Khan, 22, died in the same manner when he was riding his motorbike. Glass-coated strings are used to bring down competitors' kites, but they also end up injuring and killing people. Many Indians fly kites to celebrate festivals and important occasions like the Independence Day, which is celebrated on 15 August. But every year, there are reports of people dying or getting wounded from the kite strings - locally known as manja - treated with powdered glass or metal to sharpen them.

My kite will gently caress your kite up... and your family members :shepface:

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

Tubesock Holocaust posted:

At least one of the commenters mentioned that this incident made the local (German) news, but nothing about what came of it.
I tried googling for that incident, but searching for that type of attraction ("Sommerrodelbahn") results in pages and pages of different accidents of spines getting broken, people getting crushed and dieing. So far it's always "the drivers fault and the ride itself being safe".

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Toilet Rascal
Why do those things even have manual brakes? Why aren't they designed like roller coasters where the ride runs itself and the operators enforce spacing?

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:

haveblue posted:

Why do those things even have manual brakes? Why aren't they designed like roller coasters where the ride runs itself and the operators enforce spacing?

Profit margins.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

haveblue posted:

Why do those things even have manual brakes? Why aren't they designed like roller coasters where the ride runs itself and the operators enforce spacing?

They decided to offer a more engaging and immersive experience in the hopes that humanity could police itself?

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002

blarzgh posted:

They decided to offer a more engaging and immersive experience in the hopes that humanity could police itself?

Because it would cost 3-5 times as much to build and maintain?

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

haveblue posted:

Why do those things even have manual brakes? Why aren't they designed like roller coasters where the ride runs itself and the operators enforce spacing?
Or just space them so that even if you're going full tilt you're not likely to catch up with even the slowest of riders.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?
Are these sorts of things pay-per-ride? If so I would definitely have felt like that family had wasted my money, but a few <insert currency here> isn't the sort of thing you assault someone over, especially a kid who's only vaguely related to the problem.

I sympathize with the guy's anger, though obviously not his chosen way to express it. It seems like terrible ride design to have a ride where the fun comes from speed but the person on front of you has control over your maximum speed. If one person doesn't want to go fast the next few riders all get their fun ruined by having the thrill ride become a traffic jam.

Hollow Talk
Feb 2, 2014

wolrah posted:

Are these sorts of things pay-per-ride? If so I would definitely have felt like that family had wasted my money, but a few <insert currency here> isn't the sort of thing you assault someone over, especially a kid who's only vaguely related to the problem.

I sympathize with the guy's anger, though obviously not his chosen way to express it. It seems like terrible ride design to have a ride where the fun comes from speed but the person on front of you has control over your maximum speed. If one person doesn't want to go fast the next few riders all get their fun ruined by having the thrill ride become a traffic jam.

The same guy who runs into peoples' spines because he is an impatient man-child would surely be completely relaxed and happy to wait for every single person to go down the whole track individually before they let the next person even enter at the top.

Hollow Talk fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Aug 17, 2016

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Let the bodies hit the floOOOOOOOOooorrr

https://gfycat.com/DigitalImmenseIrukandjijellyfish

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

did they die

I need to know whether or not I can laugh without going to hell

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JB50
Feb 13, 2008

FlyinPingu posted:

did they die

I need to know whether or not I can laugh without going to hell

Ask Mithaldu hes the ultimate arbiter of if you can laugh or not.

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