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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Carmant posted:

Which gender are you going for.

gay

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Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Carmant posted:

Or are you trying to look like both at the same time.. thats a look some people go for.

why limit your pool of theoretical sexual partners to 50% of the population when you can have 100% of the population to pick from

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Robot Pride posted:

why limit your pool of theoretical sexual partners to 50% of the population when you can have 100% of the population to pick from

Well.. I dont know that it works like that.. but my pool is 0% no matter what

Aschlafly
Jan 5, 2004

I identify as smart.
(But that doesn't make it so...)

a hole-y ghost posted:

stop it with the faces, I won't be able to help pissing on my monitor, my wieners already out
never


(ok last one for a while so some other ugly goons can contribute)

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Aschlafly posted:

^^ i expect that when the apocalypse comes, i will be captured, imprisoned, and forced to produce hair for making sweaters or ropes or whatever. it's a rough life but someone has to do it


yes, alas. medical science may one day find a cure for this crippling disease


pls tell me you don't listed to mr bungle

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

psychokitty posted:

pls tell me you don't listed to mr bungle

of course mike patton listens to mr bungle

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

psychokitty posted:

pls tell me you don't listed to mr bungle

I thought he was a member of collective soul. :shrug:

Aschlafly
Jan 5, 2004

I identify as smart.
(But that doesn't make it so...)
i don't, alas. my taste in music is pretty terrible. it is a lot of depressive black metal

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Robot Pride posted:

why limit your pool of theoretical sexual partners to 50% of the population when you can have 100% of the population to pick from

Because only 50% have the genitals I want to play with.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Aschlafly posted:

i don't, alas. my taste in music is pretty terrible. it is a lot of depressive black metal

you're ok by me

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


haha and i thought i was an attention whore

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


you broke that guy

Aschlafly
Jan 5, 2004

I identify as smart.
(But that doesn't make it so...)
inb4 "guy"

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Aschlafly posted:

i don't, alas. my taste in music is pretty terrible. it is a lot of depressive black metal
I'd say something but I think it's now against GBS rules to recommend dsbm songs

Aschlafly
Jan 5, 2004

I identify as smart.
(But that doesn't make it so...)
"make a change... kill yourself" is unironically a good black metal band

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Probably the youngest poster ITT. Suck my god drat turds. I am looking into your soul and it disgusts me like it was pig poo poo, especially if you're bald.



This would be more fun if I was super hosed up looking. 21 by the way. Gonna go smoke a cigarette.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

a dog from hell posted:

Probably the youngest poster ITT. Suck my god drat turds. I am looking into your soul and it disgusts me like it was pig poo poo, especially if you're bald.



This would be more fun if I was super hosed up looking. 21 by the way. Gonna go smoke a cigarette.

looks like you missed your window to shoot up your highschool friendo

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Thin Privilege posted:

You become a crazy cat lady.

I literally am this pic. I was hot as balls in my teens-20s, now @ my 30s I'm fat and sagging and wear a head scarf (some times).




No I'm not gonna post a pic because I am a monstrosity. Just imagine the 2nd pic but slightly younger.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Motherfucker posted:

looks like you missed your window to shoot up your highschool friendo

Aschlafly
Jan 5, 2004

I identify as smart.
(But that doesn't make it so...)
nice beard! you are a p good looking guy

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


can love blossom even on the gbs field

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Motherfucker posted:

looks like you missed your window to shoot up your highschool friendo
motherfucker got banned

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
When you read about a school shooting in the news tomorrow you'll be sorry.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


reported

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

a dog from hell posted:

When you read about a school shooting in the news tomorrow you'll be sorry.

Online schools don't count I don't think

Aschlafly
Jan 5, 2004

I identify as smart.
(But that doesn't make it so...)

Celluloid Sam posted:

can love blossom even on the gbs field

glitbl

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


donkey salami posted:

Online schools don't count I don't think

lmao burn

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Aschlafly posted:

nice beard! you are a p good looking guy

Same to you. I had long hair but when I cut it off I had to grow the beard.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

donkey salami posted:

Online schools don't count I don't think

if university of phoenix can own a stadium without having a football team i'm sure they'll figure a way to get over this hurdle

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
^^^ edit: oh god dammit

donkey salami posted:

Online schools don't count I don't think

He's going to shoot up Phoenix University.

His weapon? Call of Duty. They'll never see it coming.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

a dog from hell posted:

Probably the youngest poster ITT. Suck my god drat turds. I am looking into your soul and it disgusts me like it was pig poo poo, especially if you're bald.



This would be more fun if I was super hosed up looking. 21 by the way. Gonna go smoke a cigarette.

You got the same thing as me where half the face is slightly lower than the other half.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


every one is beautiful 2 me :)

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


a dog from hell posted:

Probably the youngest poster ITT. Suck my god drat turds. I am looking into your soul and it disgusts me like it was pig poo poo, especially if you're bald.



This would be more fun if I was super hosed up looking. 21 by the way. Gonna go smoke a cigarette.

Your cheekbones are sliding down soon theyll fall off your face

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

jeff smisek posted:

every one is beautiful 2 me :)

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

jeff smisek posted:

every one is beautiful 2 me :)

true but only a small subset qualify to lay on nakedly

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Carmant posted:

Your cheekbones are sliding down soon theyll fall off your face

Poor person genetics my man, ain't it a bitch?

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Hmmm at the non-ugly/pretty attention whoring posters posting in an Ugly thread. U should go back to posting on Facebook for desperate Likes + this thread moved to PYF.....

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

i like that posted:

Hmmm at the non-ugly/pretty attention whoring posters posting in an Ugly thread. U should go back to posting on Facebook for desperate Likes + this thread moved to PYF.....

i'm too beautiful to show the world

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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

there are no pretty people in this thread

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