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Well do you have a new head ripping off machine that we can gawk at?
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Was there ever video of this
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Aug 17, 2016 15:48
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EugeneJ posted:Yep - and the killer's free now lol canada is a joke
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Aug 17, 2016 16:21
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Mange Mite posted:lol canada is a joke It's like overall their crime is lower and they're all polite and stuff up there but everrrrrrryyyy now and then a chinese guy eats a dude so it really balances out.
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Aug 17, 2016 16:29
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EugeneJ posted:Yep - and the killer's free now haha what the gently caress canada
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Secular Humanist posted:It's like overall their crime is lower and they're all polite and stuff up there but everrrrrrryyyy now and then a chinese guy eats a dude so it really balances out. the joke is that they let him out after like 5 years
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On July 17, 2014, the Toronto Sun reported that one of the first officers on the scene, Cpl. Ken Barker, an RCMP officer, had committed suicide.[35] The family stated in his obituary that he was suffering from posttraumatic stress disorder.[36] On February 27, 2015, CBC News reported that Li was given unsupervised day passes to visit Winnipeg so long as he carried a functioning cellular telephone while using them.[2] On May 8, 2015, CTV News reported that Li will be granted passes to group homes in[where?] the community.[37] In February, 2016, it was reported that Li had legally changed his name to Will Baker and was seeking to leave his group home to live independently.[38] He won the right to live alone in February 26th upon the recommendation of the Criminal Code Review Board.[39]
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Mange Mite posted:On July 17, 2014, the Toronto Sun reported that one of the first officers on the scene, Cpl. Ken Barker, an RCMP officer, had committed suicide.[35] The family stated in his obituary that he was suffering from posttraumatic stress disorder.[36] So a murderous cannibal changed his name to "Will bake her". Hm.
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So they released the weights of the two women he was riding with and lol:http://www.kwch.com/content/news/Women-involved-in-deadly-Schlitterbahn-accident-release-statement-390495851.html posted:
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Does the 73 pounds include the head?
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Aug 18, 2016 11:25
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Nooner posted:HAS ANYONE SAID HE WILL NEVER BE THE HEAD OF A MAJOR CORPORATION??? 
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cuck cuck im gay posted:So they released the weights of the two women he was riding with and lol:
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OMGVBFLOL posted:haha what the gently caress canada Canada was alerted numerous times that Luka Magnotta was videotaping himself torturing kittens to death and uploading the videos to the internet. Canada's official response was to do literally nothing, and they even found a psychologist to officially state "not all animal-torturers go on to kill people". He tortured a person live on the internet about a month later.  Canadaedit: they also let Karla Homolka out of prison lol jenny jones fan fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Aug 18, 2016 |
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cuck cuck im gay posted:The police department said after the autopsy was performed, it was concluded that Caleb weighed 73 lbs. So he probably weighed like 80 pounds before the accident.
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Aug 18, 2016 14:17
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maybe they ate the head?
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lol nope posted:So they released the weights of the two women he was riding with and lol: One of those really fat ladies got her jaw broken too which is probably a flash weight loss lifehack
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unpacked robinhood posted:One of those really fat ladies got her jaw broken too which is probably a flash weight loss lifehack presumably from being hit in the face with a fast moving head
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cuck cuck im gay posted:So they released the weights of the two women he was riding with and lol: So does that mean they didn't balance the weight evenly so the raft did a wicked awesome wheelie to rip off the kids head
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I just realized the "three people in a row" design was probably switched to after they realized how many passengers would tip the thing over or cause it to lean so much it would bounce all around if they stuck to the weight limit if they did the more common 2*2 design Like the idiots that designed this thing saw a 400 pound tall guy lumber off of his scooter and went "oh poo poo" Maybe that's what the stairs were for though, that way they didn't cause more delays by having a maximum per-persob weight too
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cuck cuck im gay posted:So they released the weights of the two women he was riding with and lol: Their weight requirements apparently didn't take into account being weighed down to the max in the back, but super light in the front. I suspect the strap didn't even matter, he probably got shredded against the top while still fully in the sled.
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Have the women released any kind of statement about exactly what happened? The kid somehow got thrown from the raft, but they seemed to be well over the weight limit (lol  ) and in the youtube videos of this ride it seems like people usually slow way the gently caress down on that second hill which is where he died.
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"And finally we have new information on the gruesome death of a twelve year old child at the local waterpark - authorities say that the women riding with the child were grossly obese. Authorities have declined to comment on how this information is in any way relevant to the investigation, but anonymous sources tell us that the women may have been wearing two piece bikinis which may have prompted the boy to take his own life"
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there's no death more american than to be killed because of obese people and an unregulated contraption designed by a yokel
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too bad he didn't run the calculations on wheelchair bound fatties exploding child heads off with extreme force
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exethan posted:too bad he didn't run the calculations on wheelchair bound fatties exploding child heads off with extreme force The gently caress do you want from the man when he didn't even graduate high school. Calculations? lol
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Aug 18, 2016 18:59
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Kid died surrounded by fat chicks, which I'm sure is the way Jastiger wants to go
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Aug 18, 2016 19:02
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The slowmo of those fatties wobbling around on a ride must be pretty entertaining
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XK posted:Their weight requirements apparently didn't take into account being weighed down to the max in the back, but super light in the front. I suspect the strap didn't even matter, he probably got shredded against the top while still fully in the sled. I was thinking along these lines too, like if the women had been front and back with the kid in the middle, they *might* have been okay. I sure as hell wouldn't step foot near that loving high-speed water guillotine, my parents have a neighbor who went to Schlitterbahn earlier this summer and rode the Verrukt before the accident, all they said was "we got airborne on the hill, about poo poo our pants and never rode it again".
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Secular Humanist posted:Have the women released any kind of statement about exactly what happened? The kid somehow got thrown from the raft, but they seemed to be well over the weight limit (lol Without commenting on anything else, the article says the weight limit was 550 and the three of them together weighed 545. At a recent trip to the waterpark, when we were next in line to get on the ride, they just had us all stand on a scale that had a green light turn on. It sounds like there were more problems with the ride than "they allowed some fatties to ride it". Actually upon further reflection, that 275 pound woman is directly responsible for his death and the blood is on her hands (or in her eye, I'm not sure).
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EngineerSean posted:Actually upon further reflection, that 275 pound woman is directly responsible for his death and the blood is on her hands (or in her eye, I'm not sure). Her snickers was fried, a little boy died Dignity Van Houten fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Aug 18, 2016 |
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anyone who would give up bitchen waterslides for safety deserves neither" -tomas jeffwrson
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EugeneJ posted:We must combine them When I was 10, my brother and I wanted one of these sooooo badly; it seemed like the coolest thing. Our parents wouldnt get us one, so instead we built one on our own with garbage bags we nailed into the grass with tent spikes. It was pretty fun. When my parents saw our childlike initiative, they went out and surprised us with a Crocodile Mile. We took apart our homemade slide and put the Crocodile Mile in its place. This was our major mistake. As we started sliding down it, we all noticed our chests hurt a bit. So we started going more on our knees. Well, as I was sliding down the hundredth time, one of the tent spikes we used earlier was underneath the dreaded Mile, and on this trip lodged itself right underneath my kneecap. It was the most traumatizing painful experience of my life. Worst of all, it brought me to a complete stop, and as I tried to make sense of what happened and stand and get off the Mile, I kept slipping and falling and I couldnt unlock my knee bcz the tent spike was protruding through it. I got it removed at the hospital. While there, we all noticed we had about twodozen lines all over our chests where the spike had been trying to pierce our chests.
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gently caress you for making me read this
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Madcosby posted:When I was 10, my brother and I wanted one of these sooooo badly; it seemed like the coolest thing. Our parents wouldnt get us one, so instead we built one on our own with garbage bags we nailed into the grass with tent spikes. It was pretty fun. pretty metal
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Imagine being one of those fat women, finding a shard of child skull embedded in one of your folds somewhere down the line
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Secular Humanist posted:"They say life's a rollercoaster, and oh im dead"
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BOOTY-ADE posted:I was thinking along these lines too, like if the women had been front and back with the kid in the middle, they *might* have been okay. I sure as hell wouldn't step foot near that loving high-speed water guillotine, my parents have a neighbor who went to Schlitterbahn earlier this summer and rode the Verrukt before the accident, all they said was "we got airborne on the hill, about poo poo our pants and never rode it again". To be fair, neither did this kid.
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Ofecks posted:Off the top of my head Kings Dominion owns though, it's totally worth sacrificing a weak link every few years
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Madcosby posted:When I was 10, my brother and I wanted one of these sooooo badly; it seemed like the coolest thing. Our parents wouldnt get us one, so instead we built one on our own with garbage bags we nailed into the grass with tent spikes. It was pretty fun. So you were an idiot child and presumably now a man child posting about it
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