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Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

PallasAthene posted:

I must be completely in the dark about fantasy football. I've always assumed the whole thing was just a "wink wink" type loophole for loan sharks to be able to take bets on football.


edit: I assumed there were rooms full of cigarette smoke and telephones somewhere and guys who broke your legs if you didn't pay up after losing.

no that's daily fantasy sites like DraftKings. Fantasy Football in general is just assigning players points based on what they did in their game and seeing if your players got more points than your opponents' but some people pay into prize pools in their leagues

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lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Mak0rz posted:

bitcoin is the mgtow of currency

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i can smell the lining of the wallls of ur uterus..... oval office!!

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

The hole in that wall is shaped suspiciously like a vagina.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
MGTOW:
Men Getting Touchy Over Women
Men Grabbing Titties Out of Work
Men Gathering Testimony On Whores
Men Gossiping Totally Over Women
Men Gobbling Testicles Or Wangs
Men Generating Their Own Woe

Content:

:bahgawd: Them wimmins're all Courtneys!

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

MGTOW:
Men Getting Touchy Over Women
Men Grabbing Titties Out of Work
Men Gathering Testimony On Whores
Men Gossiping Totally Over Women
Men Gobbling Testicles Or Wangs
Men Generating Their Own Woe

Content:

:bahgawd: Them wimmins're all Courtneys!

This is a good point though

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Pick posted:

I always confuse mgtow with mtgox and I laugh and laugh at the people who lost money on bitcoin because they thought a site for magic the gathering cards was safer than traditional financial markets

it's hard not to be confused when the venn diagram of the people who are into bitcoin and being perma-vergins is basically just a circle

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

MGTOW:
Men Getting Touchy Over Women
Men Generating Their Own Woe

I like these two

cnut
May 3, 2016

I disagree with the premise of this thread. You whore bitches DO deserve a nice guy like me :smug:

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
Has anyone ever tried to fix up a date for a 'nice guy' they know IRL together with the worst girl/woman 'friend' they know of? I imagine that'd be worth a few laffs, considering nice guys would still prolly be desperate to stick it literally anywhere.

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

Stinky_Pete posted:

no that's daily fantasy sites like DraftKings. Fantasy Football in general is just assigning players points based on what they did in their game and seeing if your players got more points than your opponents' but some people pay into prize pools in their leagues

Its pretty cool cause you end up paying attention to games you wouldnt otherwise. Its a pretty chill thing though i dont do it anymore

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

CrazyLoon posted:

Has anyone ever tried to fix up a date for a 'nice guy' they know IRL together with the worst girl/woman 'friend' they know of? I imagine that'd be worth a few laffs, considering nice guys would still prolly be desperate to stick it literally anywhere.

One thing about nice guys is that they're simultaneously desperate and have unrealistic standards so I don't think anything would happen

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

Azuth0667 posted:

He's wearing a trash bag.

I didn't know what an MGTOW was until this thread and now I'm convinced they have broken brains.

A mixture of broken brains and ultra suppressed homosexuality.

Like look at their sign.

cnut
May 3, 2016

What I don't get is why they make such a big deal about going their own way. Are they expecting women to say "No! Please don't go! Forgive us! Let us gently caress you!" LOLOL Yeah, they probably are.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

CharlestonJew posted:

One thing about nice guys is that they're simultaneously desperate and have unrealistic standards so I don't think anything would happen

I think it's unrealistic about behavior as much as appearance, most nice guys I've known get infatuated with a woman but then are aghast when they discover she reads romance novels and farts

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

cnut posted:

What I don't get is why they make such a big deal about going their own way. Are they expecting women to say "No! Please don't go! Forgive us! Let us gently caress you!" LOLOL Yeah, they probably are.

It honestly has some Ayn Rand Galt's Gulch dipshit feel to it.

"I chose... the Other Way " :smug:

xlanciferionx
Apr 18, 2004
recovering suicide victim

cnut posted:

What I don't get is why they make such a big deal about going their own way. Are they expecting women to say "No! Please don't go! Forgive us! Let us gently caress you!" LOLOL Yeah, they probably are.

I like that they do this. It's like the bat signal.

They're all, "I'm a man going my own way!"

We hear, "I'm a train wreck, and you'll be hearing about it."

It entertains me.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
Its almost like they are going the way where there are no girls.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

CrazyLoon posted:

Has anyone ever tried to fix up a date for a 'nice guy' they know IRL together with the worst girl/woman 'friend' they know of? I imagine that'd be worth a few laffs, considering nice guys would still prolly be desperate to stick it literally anywhere.

I've had people try to do this to me it gets hard to find excuses when they just won't take "no thanks" for an answer.

Space Poodle
Nov 11, 2007

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

MGTOW:
Men Getting Touchy Over Women
Men Grabbing Titties Out of Work
Men Gathering Testimony On Whores
Men Gossiping Totally Over Women
Men Gobbling Testicles Or Wangs
Men Generating Their Own Woe

Content:

:bahgawd: Them wimmins're all Courtneys!

I feel like the subtext here is absolutely, "Chicks don't like my anime diaper porn," and "No one cooks Hamburger Helper like my mom."

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Pick posted:

I think it's unrealistic about behavior as much as appearance, most nice guys I've known get infatuated with a woman but then are aghast when they discover she reads romance novels and farts

My ex would hold it in all day, and at night while she was sleeping, I would get woken up by monstrous farts. It literally sounded like someone ripping plywood.

It would have been WAY better if she just let it rip when she needed during the day. It would have saved me a lot of lost sleep.
Its more gratifying to have a woman that just wants to be herself. It's easier to have fun that way. And yeah, realistic standards go a long way.

Salty Josh fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Aug 19, 2016

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Salty Josh posted:

My ex would hold it in all day, and at night while she was sleeping, I would get woken up by monstrous farts. It literally sounded like someone ripping plywood.

It would have been WAY better if she just let it rip when she needed during the day. It would have saved me a lot of lost sleep.
Its more gratifying to have a woman that just wants to be herself. It's easier to have fun that way. And yeah, realistic standards go a long way.

sounds like she was, understandably, trying to kill you

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



im cody

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Salty Josh posted:

My ex would hold it in all day, and at night while she was sleeping, I would get woken up by monstrous farts. It literally sounded like someone ripping plywood.

It would have been WAY better if she just let it rip when she needed during the day. It would have saved me a lot of lost sleep.
Its more gratifying to have a woman that just wants to be herself. It's easier to have fun that way. And yeah, realistic standards go a long way.

It's always fun to watch a guy's interest in you evaporate in realtime because you say you're not that into Radiohead/The Smiths/Game of Thrones/something else irrelevant

My woman shall like Radiohead! and clean the house! and provide me sex on demand! and wear makeup but not too much makeup! and let me eat tater tots every day like a goddamn baby!

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
drat you got some chip on your shoulder, maybe try to stop dating losers.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

I hate that social media "Oh woe is me" bullshit.

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

My only dealbreaker is if I make a girl watch Better off Dead and she doesn't agree with my reading that everything in that movie actually happened to Lane Meyer and none of it is in his head or a metaphor

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

gigawhite posted:

My only dealbreaker is if I make a girl watch Better off Dead and she doesn't agree with my reading that everything in that movie actually happened to Lane Meyer and none of it is in his head or a metaphor

do you have a little bit of wiggle room on the hamburger sequence? otherwise i am with you 100%

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
lol at dating someone who can't not eat tater tots every day

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

gigawhite posted:

My only dealbreaker is if I make a girl watch Better off Dead and she doesn't agree with my reading that everything in that movie actually happened to Lane Meyer and none of it is in his head or a metaphor

Like the Roy Stalin says: get lost!

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Pick posted:

and let me eat tater tots every day like a goddamn baby!

Lady you can eat whatever you want but if you so much as think too hard about taking my drat tater tots away there are going to be passionate words and perhaps a 3F tantrum or something

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

For real though I do fear living with a partner because I eat like a child most of the time and drink almost constantly. If I could put liquor in a baby bottle without dissolving the plastic nipple I probably would just do that

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

gigawhite posted:

For real though I do fear living with a partner because I eat like a child most of the time and drink almost constantly. If I could put liquor in a baby bottle without dissolving the plastic nipple I probably would just do that

http://www.boozingear.com/hats/beer-helmet-gold-drinking-football-helmet

get gud newb. hands are so analog... well I guess they are technically digital but still.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I dunno why manchildren get all worked up about tater tots.


Dinosaur chicken nuggets is obviously the food hill upon which we should choose to die.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Cthulu Carl posted:

I dunno why manchildren get all worked up about tater tots.


Dinosaur chicken nuggets is obviously the food hill upon which we should choose to die.

i dunno folks, the schools of eat whatever the gently caress you like and "your diet, not my diet" seem pretty alright to me.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
If someone's your partner then their health is relevant to your quality of life. Also it's p lovely to set it up so that they've always got to make two kinds of dinners because if they ate like you they'd bloat into some sort of lard buoy

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Pick posted:

If someone's your partner then their health is relevant to your quality of life. Also it's p lovely to set it up so that they've always got to make two kinds of dinners because if they ate like you they'd bloat into some sort of lard buoy

maybe *gasp* I do a bit of cooking as well? Jeez way to assume the lady is always supposed to do the cooking lady.

Sides i got a super high metabolism so yes most people eating like me would blow up into the brillantly named lard buoy

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
No guy I've dated or had as a prospect has ever cooked anything for me, but I like to cook and an good at it so it's fine :shrug:

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
tater tots are disgusting, maybe that's why i'm single

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

YeahTubaMike posted:

tater tots are disgusting, maybe that's why i'm single

De gustibus non est disputandum :shrug: I dont do weird rear end quiche stuff or squshy food but hell if someone else likes em im not gonna tell them what to eat or not.

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