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Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I really need to know the rationale behind that stupid loving midwing. The MP4/11 had it too.

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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Yeah look who's riding bitch

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MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
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Thank god for gender roles, otherwise that picture would be weird.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Kart engine blew up. lol

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Pretty cool you kart for McLaren.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

1500quidporsche posted:

Clive James was awesome. I wish there was just a compilation of all the little things he said on youtube or something.
Clive James gave us "the perfidious Ecclestone" long before the rest of the world knew how true that was.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
If you pay for Sky's F1 channel then you get F1 Legends and Architects of F1 also known as "Steve Rider pokes people with a big stick" . I have no idea and never will understand why he's not commentating instead of Crofty.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

learnincurve posted:

If you pay for Sky's F1 channel then you get F1 Legends and Architects of F1 also known as "Steve Rider pokes people with a big stick" . I have no idea and never will understand why he's not commentating instead of Crofty.

He doesn't know how to hold a microphone

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


learnincurve posted:

If you pay for Sky's F1 channel then you get F1 Legends and Architects of F1 also known as "Steve Rider pokes people with a big stick" . I have no idea and never will understand why he's not commentating instead of Crofty.

He's contracted to ITV for BTCC so probably couldn't make every race weekend.

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

learnincurve posted:

If you pay for Sky's F1 channel then you get F1 Legends and Architects of F1 also known as "Steve Rider pokes people with a big stick" . I have no idea and never will understand why he's not commentating instead of Crofty.

He was absolutely terrible when he was heading up F1 on ITV.

enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day

Tsaedje posted:

He doesn't know how to hold a microphone

A hundred times this. So glad I'm not the only person that that bothers.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

ImplicitAssembler posted:

He was absolutely terrible when he was heading up F1 on ITV.

He's got much much better to be fair, as a guy sat in a box talking about what's going on on screen and not talking about cheese and Ted's sandals I can see him doing well.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

ImplicitAssembler posted:

He was absolutely terrible when he was heading up F1 on ITV.

This x100, he was actually worse than James Allen.

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
"It seemed contrived to set itself on fire which was the best thing that could have happened to that car" T Brooks

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!



GOTY

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
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1500quidporsche posted:

Kart engine blew up. lol

This is your chance to switch to LO206 and not have to worry about being the Honda in the grid.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist


Buying this now.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

MustardFacial posted:

This is your chance to switch to LO206 and not have to worry about being the Honda in the grid.

It baffles me to this day how the myth of the briggs not being a problem child continues to exist.

Also F1 really should require public engine teardowns.

jammyozzy
Dec 7, 2006
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1500quidporsche posted:

It baffles me to this day how the myth of the briggs not being a problem child continues to exist.

Also F1 really should require public engine teardowns.


I think the technical term for that is 'lunched'.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

jammyozzy posted:

I think the technical term for that is 'lunchedMcLaren Honda'd'.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-stjGl0axGU

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Jun 20, 2011
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1500quidporsche posted:

It baffles me to this day how the myth of the briggs not being a problem child continues to exist.


Because it isn't?

Unless you're thinking of the Briggs World Formula engine which is a finicky little pisspot. But I've literally never heard anyone say a bad thing about the LO206. Except maybe it's a nit down on power compared to like a ROK GP, or a Rotax or something. But that's why 206 tends to rum in it's own class.

MustardFacial fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Aug 21, 2016

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

MustardFacial posted:

Because it isn't?

Unless you're thinking of the Briggs World Formula engine which is a finicky little pisspot. But I've literally never heard anyone say a bad thing about the LO206. Except maybe it's a nit down on power compared to like a ROK GP, or a Rotax or something. But that's why 206 tends to rum in it's own class.

I think when people say its problem free they are comparing it to the old Honda which was a complete mongrel because I've seen them have just as many problems as Rotax and the difference in cost for engine replacement is almost immaterial unless you're running at a national level. The field for 206 is undoubtedly better but in terms of maintenance my perception is that the Rotax is easier/less work once you get the Evo poo poo sorted and you just happen to get three times the power.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Remeber how Last year Carmen Jorda was 12 seconds off the pace in the lotus simulator (http://en.f1i.com/news/40955-gp2-drivers-hit-out-at-carmen-jorda.html) just to put that in perspective Red bull put Newey and Horner in their simulator against DC...

DC 1:17.960
Horner 1:20.380
Newey 1.:21.720

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
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12 seconds ahahahhahaha....


wait:





Get her in a red bull, NOW! She's got it where it counts!

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


learnincurve posted:

Remeber how Last year Carmen Jorda was 12 seconds off the pace in the lotus simulator (http://en.f1i.com/news/40955-gp2-drivers-hit-out-at-carmen-jorda.html) just to put that in perspective Red bull put Newey and Horner in their simulator against DC...

DC 1:17.960
Horner 1:20.380
Newey 1.:21.720

To be fair Horner was a legit race driver (well, anonymous Formula 3000 midpacker, at least) during the late 90s.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I would argue that being around 8 seconds off Adrian Newey rather negates that point though.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I think there's some confusion and 12 seconds is the time the guy who ran the simulator lasted.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Carmen Jorda (pronounced whore-da?) disputed that 12s number, said she was like 1-2s off Grosjean, who is by the way the Greatest American.

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

She can dispute it all she likes, she was something like 8 seconds off the Spa pole in GP3.

And 6 seconds slower than Alice Powell even.

Dudley fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Aug 21, 2016

poty
Jun 21, 2008

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MattD1zzl3 posted:

12 seconds ahahahhahaha....


wait:





Get her in a red bull, NOW! She's got it where it counts!

hmm not bad but I wouldn't count out Ricciardo in a bikini

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
What about Fernando? He's got even better hair than that

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
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Erm i dont know if you've heard guys but alonso and ricciardo are men (believe it or not) and its not ok to sexualize men.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

What about Fernando? He's got even better hair than that

This would crash the thread.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dudley posted:

She can dispute it all she likes, she was something like 8 seconds off the Spa pole in GP3.

And 6 seconds slower than Alice Powell even.

I also think Newey is just a gentleman racer. Pretty impressive he's somewhat close to Horner.

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

I had kind of forgotten about Jorda, I thought she sort of faded away. But I had to look into it and found the following:

2012: Debut in GP3. Jordá finished the season 28th (of 31 ranked drivers) in the driver's championship failing to score any points.
2013: Finished the season 30th (of 31) in the driver's championship, again failing to score any points.
2014: Finished 29th (of 36) Again failing to score any points.
2015: "Development driver" for Lotus
2016: She seems to be doing some Renault Sport racing.
Edit, results so far. Am class: 8th out of 10 finishers, NC, 9th of 13 finishers.
Endurance class: 7th of 7 finishers, 12th of 12 finishers, 7th of 11 finishers.


The head of the FIA's Women & Motor Sport Commission, Michčle Mouton, described her as a "marketing gimmick". That's not exactly high praise from the founder of the organization that "aims to create a sports culture which facilitates and values the full participation of women in all aspects of motor sport".

It's a shame, I don't know if there are any women at the moment who could legitimately compete in F1 and keep up with the midfield/back of the pack, but they must exist. It's too bad we're a culture obsessed with shallow good looks and lovely drivers like Jorda and Kvyat just get seats because they're easy on the eyes.

CratSock fucked around with this message at 14:36 on Aug 22, 2016

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


CratSock posted:

I had kind of forgotten about Jorda, I thought she sort of faded away. But I had to look into it and found the following:

2012: Debut in GP3. Jordá finished the season 28th (of 31 ranked drivers) in the driver's championship failing to score any points.
2013: Finished the season 30th (of 31) in the driver's championship, again failing to score any points.
2014: Finished 29th (of 36) Again failing to score any points.
2015: "Development driver" for Lotus
2016: She seems to be doing some Renault Sport

The head of the FIA's Women & Motor Sport Commission, Michčle Mouton, described her as a "marketing gimmick". That's not exactly high praise from the founder of the organization that "aims to create a sports culture which facilitates and values the full participation of women in all aspects of motor sport".

It's a shame, I don't know if there are any women at the moment who could legitimately compete in F1 and keep up with the midfield/back of the pack, but they must exist. It's too bad we're a culture obsessed with shallow good looks and lovely drivers like Jorda and Kvyat just get seats because they're easy on the eyes.

mouton was an actually good racing driver, though

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

wicka posted:

mouton was an actually good racing driver, though

Nah, she's just being catty and can't stand to see a pretty girl achieve success.

*checks results for Mouton*

Well poo poo. To Bobby Unser, after breaking Al Unser Jr's record at Pikes Peak in '82: "If you have the balls you can try to race me back down as well."

I have a new hero.

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Oct 3, 2000

CratSock posted:

It's too bad we're a culture obsessed with shallow good looks and lovely drivers like Jorda and Kvyat just get seats because they're easy on the eyes.
While real drivers like Fernando and Their Jenson have to get by in shittier cars just because they're not handsome models like Daniil. It's a travesty.

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