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Dog on the course!goatface posted:Imagine being a race-walk judge. Easiest job on earth. Warn 2-3 people per lap randomly, any video review will show you're right, because the sport is dumb and every single person is running and breaking the rules while trying to hide it.
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magnificent7 posted:Prep for race walking: Greasy waffles, three cups of coffee, bacon. Then just start walking. He probably just accidentally drank some rio water while showering.
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Aug 19, 2016 13:38
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The walkers are seriously hilarious. Here is a scientific explanation of what they are doing: 
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Aug 19, 2016 13:46
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French tv is telling the shat pants aren't a big deal, he also did it when he broke the world record in Zurich
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chitoryu12 posted:Jimmy Feigen has reached a deal to "donate" $10,800 to an unnamed "institute" to be allowed to go home. It'll be interesting to hear what they have to say when they're finally out of the reach of butthurt authorities fuming over the grave indignities committed against the glorious nation of Brazil. If they have negative things to say they'll probably keep it to themselves until the games are over, but i'm curious whether they'll mea culpa or pitch a grief storm. Hopefully it's the latter and they do it as soon as they land 
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Kurtofan posted:French tv is telling the shat pants aren't a big deal, he also did it when he broke the world record in Zurich It's just athletes and their traditions and voodoo they have to keep going.
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Virigoth posted:It's just athletes and their traditions and voodoo they have to keep going. The Aussie commentators were giving the high jumpers thinly veiled insults for all those stupid bits of tape and magnetic wrist bands the other day. Now with nothing to talk about in the walking they are essentialyl doxxing the aussie walkers brother and his history of trying to get on TV. He failed getting on Wipeout and ended up on Beauty and the Geek....and won. Choice quote was "Let me guess...he was the geek?"
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Aug 19, 2016 13:52
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Virigoth posted:It's just athletes and their traditions and voodoo they have to keep going. In Germany it's an age old sport called "scheisser walking".
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Aug 19, 2016 13:52
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Virigoth posted:It's just athletes and their traditions and voodoo they have to keep going. i just love the euphemisms the commentators are using "gastric problems", "small trouble"
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Aug 19, 2016 13:55
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Kurtofan posted:i just love the euphemisms the commentators are using "gastric problems", "small trouble" Everything's Fine™
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Aug 19, 2016 14:03
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NBC commentator: "what is the difference between walking and running? One foot remains in contact with the ground" *slow motion closeup of runners feet literally shows them shittily jogging 10 seconds previously* What an embarrassing sport to train for.
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Aug 19, 2016 14:05
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why wouldn't you just pop an immodium before a race like that jfc
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Aug 19, 2016 14:06
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Walking. We're talking about walking.
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Aug 19, 2016 14:13
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nerdz posted:yeah, men have a whole lot more upper body muscle mass than women and this is a factor in almost every single sport. and even in sports that shouldn't have a difference (like chess lol), having women tournaments helps them start out at the same level of everyone else in sports that were previously only allowed to be played by men https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c
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Aug 19, 2016 14:15
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vyst posted:Walking. We're talking about walking. Because it's a trainwreck of a 'sport' plus first evidence of the riohazard virus causing pant making GBS threads.
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Aug 19, 2016 14:16
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hungarian walker down. walked too hard
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Aug 19, 2016 14:17
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afaik pants making GBS threads is pretty common in racewalking competitions. i suppose it has something to do with their retarded little movements putting more stress on the wrong area than running it just makes racewalking and its participants even worse than they would be otherwise
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Aug 19, 2016 14:19
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I really should go compete in walking at the Olympics. I walk real good. Don't poo poo myself or nothin'
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Aug 19, 2016 14:19
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Smugworth posted:hungarian walker down. walked too hard He'll just have to walk it off.
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Aug 19, 2016 14:19
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Racewalking still more legit than the dumb horse events. Also it's less weird when the horses poop
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Aug 19, 2016 14:21
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Horses are good, gently caress the haters.
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Aug 19, 2016 14:22
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can we legalize doping for racewalking i want to see some jacked athletes taking walking to the limit
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Aug 19, 2016 14:23
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yoan diniz just lost his lead because of another wave of poo poo 
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Aug 19, 2016 14:25
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Kurtofan posted:yoan diniz just lost his lead because of another wave of poo poo And I had to scramble to get a screen cap of this:  That is a poo poo sponge he pulled out of his pants. It had blood on it too.
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Aug 19, 2016 14:27
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vyst posted:Walking. We're talking about walking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2PiDtHbLOY&t=52s
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Aug 19, 2016 14:28
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Why is that guy so interested in the bloody poo poo sponge
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Aug 19, 2016 14:29
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steinrokkan posted:Horses are good, gently caress the haters. They are delicious.
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Aug 19, 2016 14:30
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Smugworth posted:Why is that guy so interested in the bloody poo poo sponge who wouldn't be. I mean only fat people usually have to wipe themselves down with sponges
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Aug 19, 2016 14:30
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Humphreys posted:Bonus - one of them was held up and forced to withdraw $1000 from an ATM by a robber: Actually it didn't happen, none of the robberies happened officially. Those arrested for crimes were false-flags. Brazil is safe. Cum
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Aug 19, 2016 14:35
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I've never won an Olympic medal but I've never shat myself as an adult either.
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Aug 19, 2016 14:40
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Looking forward to learning when this guy got exposed to the water and infected
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Aug 19, 2016 14:43
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Smugworth posted:Why is that guy so interested in the bloody poo poo sponge I'd be pretty interested if I was making GBS threads blood. Colorectal cancer is serious business.
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Aug 19, 2016 14:44
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a walker died 
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Aug 19, 2016 14:46
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Seriously, is he dead? E: Just inside
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Aug 19, 2016 14:47
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it's yoann diniz, he fell down and got back up, the commentators are saying he should stop
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HungryMedusa posted:Seriously, is he dead? naw, just collapsed for a bit. he got back up.
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Aug 19, 2016 14:48
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No Diniz! Don't stop!
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I can't wait until they get to the end and walk really fast.
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Aug 19, 2016 14:50
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"Rome Who has trouble grabbing a water bottle while you're walking?
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Some of them are so obviously jogging it's just silly
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