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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Oiled and Ready posted:

"I promise, at the end of 4 years I will get 95% of the African American vote"

LMAO

lol this is worse than pandering

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

No Friend of Gravity posted:

This can't be in the script, can it? He's insulting the entire Black population.

what does he have to lose?

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Baloogan_C5 posted:

Roses are red

Harambe's in heaven

George W. Bush

Did 9/11

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

No Friend of Gravity posted:

This can't be in the script, can it? He's insulting the entire Black population.

same script as last night for all the main points

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

No Friend of Gravity posted:

This can't be in the script, can it? He's insulting the entire Black population.

Oh, it's in the script. This is Breitbart's take on outreach - tell the blacks how bad they have it then pivot to talking about illegals. Breitbart loves race wars, especially if whites aren't one of the races involved!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Bar Crow posted:

What's even supposed to be in all these emails? A devious plan for world domination distributed one letter per email?

To: Huma (bae@hillmail.com)
Subject: hey where are my medicines for my really bad sickness

To: Bill (billpoppa@hillmail.com)
Subject: stop killing dnc whistleblowers in the house

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

shiksa posted:

lol this is worse than pandering

I guess he wants everyone to talk about Trump and the black vote. Sounds like a good topic.

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa
LOL@ making a safe zone in Syria that Russia and Assad won't immediately bomb.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/wpjenna/status/766746681073426432

lol

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
forgot to include "and the gulf states will pay for it"

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Mayor Dave posted:

what does he have to lose?

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

STAC Goat posted:

Being the President is about posing for photo ops after tragedies, acting concerned, and doing nothing to actually address the problems or help in a meaningful way.

It worked for Rudy in NY after 9/11.

And he's milked that cow ever since! Don't question it!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

zoux posted:

I guess he wants everyone to talk about Trump and the black vote. Sounds like a good topic.

"we release that central park 5 ad now right? i mean come on he can't dig an-"

the room falls to a hush as hillary raises one hand, staring at a monitor showing a trump rally.

"let him talk"

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

muscles like this? posted:

What's more American than showing up uninvited to a place that doesn't want you and trying to "help" but only making matters worse?

:911:

Kithkar
Apr 23, 2011

I'm gonna RENOVATE your ass!

Literally all of their rights.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

no loving way.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Baloogan_C5 posted:

Roses are red

Harambe's in heaven

George W. Bush

Did 9/11

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
This is such a disgusting speech, he's ramped it up already since his last one.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Tim Kaine has ruined Trump's "believe me" for me now, so good job Tim.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

GobiasIndustries posted:

This is such a disgusting speech, he's ramped it up already since his last speech.

so is he just making a hash of minority outreach or what

MacFoon
Jul 25, 2007

I hope it's "Ice Cream Gloves" :v:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDu9CvbrnlM

That or the URL on the card goes to Goatze.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
What did the Jews have to lose by voting Hitler?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Shageletic posted:

1) Trump saying only "he alone can fix" things. People haaaated that.


Huh, I knew it was bad but that's interesting. That's the expression of his ego people glommed onto? Was it because it was during the convention?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



This is what happens when you let a Nazi periodical write your minority outreach

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

paranoid randroid posted:

so is he just making a hash of minority outreach or what

Whenever he talks about the poor he specifically talks about African Americans and really hammers how bad they have it, and then follows it up with 'we're gonna make things great for EVERYONE!'

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Taking jobs away from Michigan is as easy as taking candy from a baby.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

It's not a statement people make in democratic republics.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010


rip pivot: August 18th 2016-August 19th 2016

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

9/11 was the greatest day of Rudy's life

100%, unironicaly.

On 9/10 he was a disgraced, despised, term limited mayor who was getting trounced in a Senate race with Hillary Clinton mired in scandals. Then he got to be "America's Mayor" and make a fortune off it for the rest of his life!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

zoux posted:

I guess he wants everyone to talk about Trump and the black vote. Sounds like a good topic.

Pivoting from talking about bad polls to talking about the worst cross-tabs for you in those polls. Brilliant campaigning.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Despera posted:

What did the Jews have to lose by voting Hitler?

The Jews needed to take on their real enemies, the Gypsies.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

"Just mark your words."

So he has prompters now, but he's clearly going off them constantly.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
is there a speech going on now? link?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Honestly as long as he has all his expanding the power of the police and removing all oversight and methods of accountability positions, and he's not getting rid of them, he should tell minorities to gently caress off to consolidate his "white working class" vote and get them more pumped

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Ostentatious posted:

rip pivot: August 18th 2016-August 19th 2016

I don't understand why the quoted statement is bad

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

WampaLord posted:

Tim Kaine has ruined Trump's "believe me" for me now, so good job Tim.

Yeah, I mean it was kind of obvious before but now I can't hear him say it without picturing Tim Kaine goofily laughing.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Look up "Trump live" on youtube

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
oh yea I forgot, Live Satellite News has me covered :3:

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Oiled and Ready posted:

I don't understand why the quoted statement is bad

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Trump has changed his story to be "scary Mexican car plants are being built" instead of "My friend, who I like very much, builds plants in Mexico and I think that's a darn shame."

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