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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
You want a comic of you having sex with a 65 year old woman?

drat dude even I wouldn't have thought you're struggling that much to get laid and I've seen your picture

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Oh god I'm paying for that joke I can already tell

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Not to be all HAY GUYS I'M HAVING sex but I've been hooking up with an anesthesiologist for the past few months. And no, it ain't swickles

AAA DOLFAN posted:

drat dude even I wouldn't have thought you're struggling that much to get laid and I've seen your picture
:wink:

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Aug 20, 2016

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

sam bradford lmao posted:

there's no such thing as masturbating too much :circlefap:

I mean... We've already seen pictures of your punishing your meat.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

sam bradford lmao posted:

Not to be all HAY GUYS I'M HAVING sex but I've been hooking up with an anesthesiologist for the past few months. And no, it ain't swickles
:wink:

Who is it, we all know each other.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Spoeank posted:

I mean... We've already seen pictures of your punishing your meat.

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Spoeank posted:

I mean... We've already seen pictures of your punishing your meat.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Spoeank posted:

I mean... We've already seen pictures of your punishing your meat.

lmao

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Spoeank posted:

I mean... We've already seen pictures of your punishing your meat.
lol

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Spoeank posted:

I mean... We've already seen pictures of your punishing your meat.

Yes

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Spoeank posted:

I mean... We've already seen pictures of your punishing your meat.

A+ post

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Spoeank posted:

I mean... We've already seen pictures of your punishing your meat.

Gott im Himmel

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
loving hahaha

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

I mean... We've already seen pictures of your punishing your meat.

A aaaaa hah hah hah hah hah

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Spoeank posted:

I mean... We've already seen pictures of your punishing your meat.

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

Spoeank posted:

I mean... We've already seen pictures of your punishing your meat.
:perfect:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Spoeank posted:

I mean... We've already seen pictures of your punishing your meat.

:boom: Magnificent.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Hey guys what happened in here to get so many pos....

Spoeank posted:

I mean... We've already seen pictures of your punishing your meat.


magnificent

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Spoeank posted:

I mean... We've already seen pictures of your punishing your meat.

Usually these things that start a quote spree are just kinda funny to me, but this had me outright chuckling.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

How could a charred steak being so much joy

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Someone post a picture of the steak, I just had to explain to my fiance why I was dying laughing.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
you're welcome ehud :D

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Bort Bortles posted:

Someone post a picture of the steak, I just had to explain to my fiance why I was dying laughing.

Where it all began:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774234&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=81#post460226833

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Daltos was right

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/what-about-a-scumbag-kicker/

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake


Amazing.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I love that dude getting salty in the comments about not covering REAL NFL NEWS

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Thanks bruh!

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I love that dude getting salty in the comments about not covering REAL NFL NEWS

Lol asking for a friend

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
what news was he mad over? Brown beating his wife is surprising and huge

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
So will Brown get the Ray Rice treatment or what?

Beating your wife while she's pregnant makes you the scum of the earth

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

sam bradford lmao posted:

So will Brown get the Ray Rice treatment or what?

Beating your wife while she's pregnant makes you the scum of the earth

37 year old kicker who abuses women? Yeah, I think it's safe to say he is done in the league...

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

sam bradford lmao posted:

Beating your wife while she's pregnant makes you the scum of the earth

What if you're really fast? Like faster than prime Devin Hester?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I love that dude getting salty in the comments about not covering REAL NFL NEWS

The pussification of football has been a right wing media talking point for like a decade. Thanks Rush Limbaugh.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Grittybeard posted:

What if you're really fast? Like faster than prime Devin Hester?

scud of the earth. zooooom

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
There's a comment on there about Seahawks fans knowing Brown was a scumbag, but I honestly hadn't heard the rumors and had no idea. That guy delivered for the team in '05, feels like he had three or four gamewinning kicks with the clock expiring.

Weird to know that he was at least the second biggest scumbag on the team (not sure it's possible to take the top slot from Jerramy Stevens).

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

MechaFrogzilla posted:

There's a comment on there about Seahawks fans knowing Brown was a scumbag, but I honestly hadn't heard the rumors and had no idea. That guy delivered for the team in '05, feels like he had three or four gamewinning kicks with the clock expiring.

Weird to know that he was at least the second biggest scumbag on the team (not sure it's possible to take the top slot from Jerramy Stevens).

Guy had a 20 incident report history so I imagine it spanned over more than a few years.

Are there even any decent free agent kickers out there?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The Falcons just signed Shayne Graham, so I'm going to say it's all probably unknowns at this point

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
http://insider.espn.com/nfl/freeagency/?year=2016&position=22&status=1&type=-1

Not exactly anyone I'd be thrilled to sign

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Spoeank posted:

I mean... We've already seen pictures of your punishing your meat.

Close the forums.

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


oh how far Greg the Leg has fallen

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