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Tears In A Vial posted:some loving pretty drat cool pro tier post there.
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Mak0rz posted:source your quotes If that's not from Reddit then I'd be surprised.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 00:56 |
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I think exceptions should be made for surprise Miracle Whip. If you know it's coming, just deal, but you know, if it's bombing your mouth with no warning whatsoever, that should be considered a food war crime.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 00:59 |
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i had to go to mgtow.com to get some fuckin content for the thread because you dumbasses kept talking about your precious diets and how you were allergic to couscous well not really allergic but you didn't like the texture shut up
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:01 |
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Wait, the hamster wheel thing is said by more than one person?
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Tears In A Vial posted:i had to go to mgtow.com to get some fuckin content for the thread because you dumbasses kept talking about your precious diets and how you were allergic to couscous well not really allergic but you didn't like the texture shut up thank you for your service
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:03 |
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Picture are a point of importance which stop 90% of men from entering the online sex market. In addition to 50+ online girls in the past year, what inspired me to put this together is seeing the market place from a woman’s perspective time and time again while browsing their dating apps. As I lay in bed a repeat customer (HB10) who I had met from OKC, I decide that she shall not get her morning round until I had fun with her phone which was beeping earlier creating somewhat of an annoyance. Open the OkCupid application, lo and behold – I am greeted by 1000+ visitors, and 100+ unread messages from the previous couple of days. As her status was changed to ‘online’ the messages started coming in at a rapid rate (this is at 7AM on the weekend) every beta Bob who did not get laid the night prior was mass sending ‘Hey’s’ and ‘Hi’s’ in the most gruesome manner. Out of the 100+ messages received, no more than 10 were opened and a total of 3 received a response. The 20x20 pixel message avatar of the other 90% of men was enough to deem them virtually invisible. But I don’t blame her, the pictures we so bad they could have comprised page #25 of a high school yearbook. Take better pictures! The three men were me, my pictures make me out to be a super tall 10 with my best most natural smile captured and muscles showing (not actually a 10), and another man who looked like a Calvin Klein underwear model (shirtless photo) and one other. Mr. CK was eliminated due to being too needy in messages, and the other was far too aggressive. Leaving me to be the winner by default.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:18 |
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Great post. How do your recommend getting good pictures of yourself without bugging friends to take pics whenever you're out doing something cool? I was thinking about hiring a photographer for a day.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:18 |
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it isnt really this hard duders just like talk and stuff but not about sex and stuff unless they start you know getting somewhat flirty jeez.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:24 |
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SneakyFrog posted:
I call bullshit on that anecdote due to absence of dick pics.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:25 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I call bullshit on that anecdote due to absence of dick pics. those come AFTER you start getting flirty pics yo, and dont just send your dong, allude to the drat dong ffs. dongs are weird.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:27 |
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i don't like to cook anymore if i can't just dump poo poo onto the dishwasher station and walk away
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:28 |
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Avoid 25-29 year olds like the plague, they are best mated with a helpless beta and are most often a complete waste of time. The 24 and under still have life in them, and the 30+ crowd have come to accept the terms of life, while they will still try to tame you and pin you down - when push comes to shove - they have a better understanding of their bargaining position and will usually accept a dicking over nothing at all.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:45 |
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is that from Dexter
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:58 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:If that's not from Reddit then I'd be surprised. I actually assumed that it was from the Elliot Rodgers manifesto.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:29 |
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Dreddout posted:I actually assumed that it was from the Elliot Rodgers manifesto. It's not his style at all.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:32 |
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Tears In A Vial posted:Avoid 25-29 year olds like the plague, they are best mated with a helpless beta and are most often a complete waste of time. The 24 and under still have life in them, and the 30+ crowd have come to accept the terms of life, while they will still try to tame you and pin you down - when push comes to shove - they have a better understanding of their bargaining position and will usually accept a dicking over nothing at all. Tbf this is how is my pick up line at bar close. "Hey bitch, accept this dicking, or you'll get nothing at all! "
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:33 |
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Chomp8645 posted:It's not his style at all. Lmao if you think I dedicated the grey matter to memorize a psychopath's writing style!
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:35 |
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They made out for a long time, and I could see them tongue kiss. They knew I was watching with envy, and they still did it. I bet that lucky bastard took great satisfaction from my envy. There I was, watching a boy four years younger than me experience everything I’ve longed for… to kiss a girl… to be worthy of a girl’s attraction.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:37 |
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These guys don't seem to get that hanging out with girls is supposed to be fun.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:38 |
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:39 |
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real talk I wish elliot rogers hadn't killed anyone bc he's funny as gently caress and its sad that he ruined it by being a murderer
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:40 |
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Tears In A Vial posted:real talk I wish elliot rogers hadn't killed anyone bc he's funny as gently caress and its sad that he ruined it by being a murderer
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:41 |
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Probably a 3 series. Dudes with 3 series BMWs always think they're special for some reason.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:41 |
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CubanMissile posted:Probably a 3 series. Dudes with 3 series BMWs always think they're special for some reason. lol it was BMW 328i Coupé
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:43 |
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Tears In A Vial posted:real talk I wish elliot rogers hadn't killed anyone bc he's funny as gently caress and its sad that he ruined it by being a murderer the fact that mra's and pua's can often be legit unhinged and dangerous kinda poisons the funny well. I still laugh, because why the gently caress wouldn't I? But it leaves a bad aftertaste.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:44 |
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Tears In A Vial posted:lol it was loving knew it.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:45 |
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is this the smile guy in the gif driving i swear it looks like him
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:49 |
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In my case, mind you I've spent my life kind of like a high-tech monk, I can't just do a 'hookup'--once I'm in the game, I'll have to date for an extended period, simply to assure compatibility of personalities; with how complicated my own is, this is a major concern, as getting too close to Miss Wrong could conceivably trigger a "catastrophic systems failure" Since I don't drive, that means things would get really ugly there. (I'd need a lift home afterward, unless things wrapped up early enough for me to catch a bus.) I'm licensed for CCW, how do I break to a date that I'm carrying, unless it's at the range?
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 03:01 |
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Pick posted:Dude the main thing is I'm a bit of a nut who is moving all the drat time and doesn't even have a projected end date to having to move all the time, my prospects ain't so hot really. And I'm largely surrounded by academics and programmers, those are the people I know. The joke is in the telling, I think. Maybe try a Robin Williams voice or something.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 03:12 |
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https://www.instagram.com/instagranniepants/?hl=en Tears In A Vial fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Aug 20, 2016 |
# ? Aug 20, 2016 03:12 |
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One day Frank Ocean and Donald Glover will make a double album musical version of this thread. edit: the "why don't you love me" part. not the "you're a oval office because you won't let me eat your rear end" part.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 03:16 |
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cheetah7071 posted:Tomatoes are terrible and very restaurant has tomatoes in 90% of their dishes, it's terrible Never had tomato and egg?
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 03:48 |
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It's too bad those MGTOW-types are so bent out of shape about women. I mean I'm planning on staying unmarried, and it'd be nice to have a forum to talk about what to expect as an adult virgin, what to do with all the money saved by not raising kids, societal pressures, stuff like that. Instead they're all angry about MY SUFFERING and absolutely obsessed with what they're not getting. Sucks.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 03:52 |
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magikid posted:It's too bad those MGTOW-types are so bent out of shape about women. I mean I'm planning on staying unmarried, and it'd be nice to have a forum to talk about what to expect as an adult virgin, what to do with all the money saved by not raising kids, societal pressures, stuff like that. Instead they're all angry about MY SUFFERING and absolutely obsessed with what they're not getting. Sucks. you don't have to be married with kids to have sex, forums user magikid. if you have any more questions about sex hit me up annonymously on my ask.fm page
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 03:57 |
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Shayu posted:Never had tomato and egg? https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/awful-food-drink/5/ posted:Huevos Rancheros
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 03:58 |
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Tears In A Vial posted:Avoid 25-29 year olds like the plague, they are best mated with a helpless beta and are most often a complete waste of time. The 24 and under still have life in them, and the 30+ crowd have come to accept the terms of life, while they will still try to tame you and pin you down - when push comes to shove - they have a better understanding of their bargaining position and will usually accept a dicking over nothing at all. Written by a 19 year old virgin who has never dated
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Timing is everything - women are DTF and are in heat during different times of the month, and on other nights there is a code red. Some days you can get your dick wet by simply existing because you are at the right place at the right time, other days you will have to talk to 25 women before devouring fresh meat.
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