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hooker goon posted:mentally ill as gently caress i think THIS is the context everyone was looking for
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 20:22 |
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oof when you're getting paid for specific acts and not by the hour that's below backpage tier.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 20:23 |
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There's not a single poster on this website who wouldn't suck a dick for 20 frozen pizzas. Please don't kill yourself.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 20:26 |
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china bot posted:i think THIS is the context everyone was looking for it still makes no sense unless you're selling sex for absolute gently caress all
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 20:31 |
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I'm pretty sure that confessor is just someone trying to bait people into admitting they've used hookers before by them contradicting "her".
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 20:35 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:I'm pretty sure that confessor is just someone trying to bait people into admitting they've used hookers before by them contradicting "her". I've used weed before, and I know you can buy pizza instead
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 20:36 |
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how the gently caress u get 100 in pure profit for 15 minutes of dick suckin and struggle to afford 5 dollar pizza. poo poo dont add up
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 20:42 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:I'm pretty sure that confessor is just someone trying to bait people into admitting they've used hookers before by them contradicting "her". If you're right, "she'll" have to cast a new line, cause I don't think a blow job is worth 20 Red Barons. Before anyone asks, I'll preheat the oven for a blow job. Warm und Fuzzy fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Aug 19, 2016 |
# ? Aug 19, 2016 20:46 |
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Profondo Rosso posted:how the gently caress u get 100 in pure profit for 15 minutes of dick suckin and struggle to afford 5 dollar pizza. poo poo dont add up She should just take frozen pizzas as payment so she can't blow all her money on drugs and alcohol she would have to barter with frozen pizzas
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:14 |
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Erath posted:She should just take frozen pizzas as payment so she can't blow all her money on drugs and alcohol she would have to barter with frozen pizzas At least she'd still be able to get weed.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:16 |
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Erath posted:She should just take frozen pizzas as payment so she can't blow all her money on drugs and alcohol she would have to barter with frozen pizzas She said she does weed. Isn't pizza pretty much as good as cash with potheads? E: ^^^ HerStuddMuffin fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Aug 19, 2016 |
# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:16 |
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I'm going to take a wild stab and guess that antagonizing the mentally ill prostitute who is threatening the possibility of killing herself will only shorten the lifespan of this thread. Please seek help or go to the hospital if you're on the verge of attempting suicide.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:20 |
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gigawhite posted:I'm going to take a wild stab and guess that antagonizing the mentally ill prostitute who is threatening the possibility of killing herself will only shorten the lifespan of this thread. Please seek help or go to the hospital if you're on the verge of attempting suicide. Anyone remember when something awful was anything but a politically correct dead gay forum
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:23 |
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Erath posted:Anyone remember when something awful was anything but a politically correct dead gay forum I find the whole frozen pizza thing amusing but we've already been on thin ice once with this kind of stuff, and I've only been here like 8 months shorter than you so yeah I remember how people bitched back then too that the forums were dead.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:27 |
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Erath posted:Anyone remember when something awful was anything but a politically correct dead gay forum
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:35 |
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Goons: Understand college poors living off top ramen Don't understand other poors thinking a 10$ meal is a luxury. Good luck hookergoon, sincerely hope you make it out alive.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:41 |
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If hookergoon is real, may they find the stability and good opportunities that will keep them from desperate poverty all the days of their life. If they are fake, well, they can go gently caress themselves for a pizza.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 22:09 |
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Profondo Rosso posted:how the gently caress u get 100 in pure profit for 15 minutes of dick suckin and struggle to afford 5 dollar pizza. poo poo dont add up bradzilla posted:Crack, meth and heroin aren't free.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 22:14 |
i'm also really enjoying how, in addition to their total disbelief, goons will suspend their disbelief if they get to talk about pizza read u dumbfuck... it's that weed booze and smokes aren't cheap... man why couldn't we have gotten a cool TCC whore. theres gotta be one of those minimum TCC whore(s) pls come tell us your stories, whoever u are
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 22:38 |
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bald gnome error posted:i'm also really enjoying how, in addition to their total disbelief, goons will suspend their disbelief if they get to talk about pizza I'll white knight a fellow frozen pizza lover.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 22:41 |
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There's apparently a goon that can whistleblow some sick corporate contract killings and we're here arguing about whether prostitutes can afford frozen pizza
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 22:52 |
Shakill OReal posted:There's apparently a goon that can whistleblow some sick corporate contract killings and we're here arguing about whether prostitutes can afford frozen pizza yeah, bc THAT confession was actually fake af but if not, OP is probably already dead from being dumb enough to post it, at least based on the way they described this place. rip in pieces, stay safe ex-corporate ghost, etc
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 23:05 |
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gigawhite posted:I'm going to take a wild stab and guess that antagonizing the mentally ill prostitute who is threatening the possibility of killing herself will only shorten the lifespan of this thread. Please seek help or go to the hospital if you're on the verge of attempting suicide. Let's hope for a natural death please
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 23:19 |
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Shakill OReal posted:There's apparently a goon that can whistleblow some sick corporate contract killings and we're here arguing about whether prostitutes can afford frozen pizza I'm imagining the two are part of a shared anonymous confessions universe and they meet one day when she shows up to the Digiorno factory tour just as two thugs are tossing him on his rear end for whistle blowing.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 00:18 |
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:I'm imagining the two are part of a shared anonymous confessions universe and they meet one day when she shows up to the Digiorno factory tour just as two thugs are tossing him on his rear end for whistle blowing. Please, if it were real they'd be throwing him into the pepperoni machine.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 03:28 |
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I think it's hilarious how holier than thou and hateful that whorin-rear end ho is. You are a sex worker, willingly. Why should anyone except the dumbest mark give a poo poo about you on a personal level? God Of Paradise fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Aug 20, 2016 |
# ? Aug 20, 2016 03:48 |
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Prosti-goon probably doesn't expect people to give a poo poo. There's a bunch of ways that people can get stuck in prostitution. It's probably one of those things where it seems obvious out of context ("you can find alternatives to smoking dicks for money") but when the bills really needs to get paid right away or you get thrown out on the streets tomorrow, you do whatever you have to. If the path of least resistance is that you know a dick that'll totally pay the bills for a good smokin, and life is being too much of a struggle to find the energy to fight for a different path, the best you may do is stock up whatever energy remaining to stay afloat and hope you eventually amass enough in the future to change the situation. Constantly worrying about having a roof over your head takes a lot out of a person. Yeah there are plenty of people who are poor as gently caress and aren't prostituting themselves but their own paths of least resistance probably didn't bring them to prostitution. If I was in deep money trouble, the last thing I'd do would be to look for dicks to suck for money because I wouldn't even know where to start and I'd probably do a horrible job anyway, not so much because prostitution is frowned upon. Where the gently caress do you even find high-paying johns anyway? Etc. You work with whatever resources you got.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 07:17 |
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I'm posting these two confessions out of turn so that we can finish this discussion before anything else is posted and finally move on to other topics:quote:This is the Hobbyist once again. I'm curious about that Provider's rates for a BBJCIM, she could probably get more, same with a trip to the islands. Demanding referrals from other providers also really helps screen out the creeps, since you can ensure your clients have been previously vetted. This is how some of the more high end Providers are able to command such prices. quote:I've been thinking about sharing this since before the hobbyist confession.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 13:16 |
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vaginas don't get super loose from banging you idiot goon.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 13:22 |
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Knowledge dropped in that last confession. And neato, yeah they can if its high frequency and high use. Get a brain moran.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 13:35 |
Groovelord Neato posted:vaginas don't get super loose from banging you idiot goon. maybe not with yours
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 13:45 |
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quote:For anyone who's never tried it, I can assure you that a significant percent of people who are reading this confession have used the services of a prostitute at least once. can i get your accurate poll numbers about the folks that just eh decided to tell some rando that they paid for sex?
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 15:00 |
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When you think about it we all pay for sex, I mean come on, how much does it cost when you take a girl out for dinner movie and drinks? Also let's take some time to talk about ethics in gaming journalism and how much bacon and siracha are FTW
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 15:06 |
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I'm confused, how many blowjobs do you get for a weed pizza again? What if they're paying in beej but want change?
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 15:50 |
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Panfilo posted:I'm confused, how many blowjobs do you get for a weed pizza again? Give them the whole pizza and you get a slice. Seems to be the simplest way.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 15:56 |
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Nooner posted:When you think about it we all pay for sex, I mean come on, how much does it cost when you take a girl out for dinner movie and drinks? Also let's take some time to talk about ethics in gaming journalism and how much bacon and siracha are FTW Please don't besmirch the good name of sriracha sauce
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 15:57 |
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Panfilo posted:I'm confused, how many blowjobs do you get for a weed pizza again?
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 15:58 |
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How much sex could I get if I started working at the frozen pizza factory
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 20:16 |
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CharlestonJew posted:How much sex could I get if I started working at the frozen pizza factory Depends on which one you work at.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 20:23 |
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CharlestonJew posted:How much sex could I get if I started working at the frozen pizza factory a thousand sex
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