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I open carry because I didn't want to pay for a concealed carry permit (and so bullies will know not to mess with me
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VendaGoat posted:No poo poo. But then you can't escape either
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I open carry because I didn't want to pay for a concealed carry permit (and so bullies will know not to mess with me You must be pretty strong to carry around a baby giraffe. But what happens when they grow up into big giraffes?
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Wedemeyer posted:You must be pretty strong to carry around a baby giraffe. But what happens when they grow up into big giraffes? Well if you weigh it enough times as it grows up, the progressive overload will help keep you jacked. You can't just start with a fully grown giraffe, you gotta work your way up there.
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Aug 20, 2016 05:14
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Ein cooler Typ posted:But then you can't escape either You are considerably myopic towards the future.
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Wedemeyer posted:You must be pretty strong to carry around a baby giraffe. But what happens when they grow up into big giraffes? You know those weigh stations on the highway? You gotta make sure they duck for the overpasses on the way over though. 
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Dumbfire Rocketman posted:shitPosting COnstantly Syndrome I just wanted to thank you for that whole post.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVFyGn06LnQ
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Ferrule posted:Well, their were around 20+ open carries in Texas when one guy killed a shitload of cops so I'd say it doesn't prevent jack. Source? Or are you conflating cops with private gun owners?
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i open carry a notebook containing all my something awful posts regarding gun owners. people gotta know
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Sulla-Marius 88 posted:i open carry a notebook containing all my something awful posts I hope they lock you up you monster
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Aug 20, 2016 09:47
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So many Canadian tuxedos
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PCOS Bill posted:I hope they lock you up you monster for every shitpost i make i type up another 2 and upload them to a private server in guatemala. i have three dead man switches in place - if anybody comes for me, i'll post them all
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Hey if you lot are going to give doccers poo poo in regards to his knowledge of novelty shotgun loads, I have no idea what to say to you.
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Picnic Princess posted:So many Canadian tuxedos A truly disgusting appropriation of our culture
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Wedemeyer posted:You must be pretty strong to carry around a baby giraffe. But what happens when they grow up into big giraffes?
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Sulla-Marius 88 posted:for every shitpost i make i type up another 2 and upload them to a private server in guatemala. i have three dead man switches in place - if anybody comes for me, i'll post them all see that's the trick though. always hold back at least one item from your list of sperg retorts for when the other person (or people) post back at you. just make sure your first list is extra spergy so it can spare the one or two points off the end and still be a laundry list.
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RareAcumen posted:denim Everything made of denim that isn't a pair of jeans generally looks like poo poo and makes its owner look like a massive dork stuck in the early '90s, but the denim Gremlin interior actually looks decent. It doesn't look like somebody hacked up a bunch of Levi's to make it.
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Wedemeyer posted:You must be pretty strong to carry around a baby giraffe. But what happens when they grow up into big giraffes?
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Etoniichuan posted:Too bad they couldn't put his full name on it. Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Smitty Werberjagermanjensen de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? 
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Elsa posted:see that's the trick though. always hold back at least one item from your list of sperg retorts for when the other person (or people) post back at you. just make sure your first list is extra spergy so it can spare the one or two points off the end and still be a laundry list. they dont call me lord of sperg for nothing
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I have been giggling like a retard at this for almost an hour now:
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I MUST HAVE THIS
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Thanks, now I will have this running through my head all day.
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Never seen an uglier car. This is just pants.
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https://gfycat.com/AbsoluteInexperiencedIndiancow It even has the ring 
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RareAcumen posted:Denim extravaganza  
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:You forgot one: What exactly is missing?         
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Wedemeyer posted:You must be pretty strong to carry around a baby giraffe. But what happens when they grow up into big giraffes? Then you just sit on top and subtract your weight off.
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:Fun fact: you and facts are useless are the same person in my head for some reason
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RareAcumen posted:
This studly model here is clearly lacking an absurdly horrible hairpiece.
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I'm gonna send her a picture of my penis. ... I sent her a picture of my penis.
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davidspackage posted:I'm gonna send her a picture of my penis. (´・ω・`) Fixed that for you.
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Chard posted:motherfuck imgur right now but this post is a gif of charlie from it's always sunny shouting about how he doesn't care. No, you.
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