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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Depends on which one you work at. Yeah, if it's a pizza bagel factory... Well, it's like the jingle goes, right?
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 21:51 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 06:41 |
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I like pizza.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 21:57 |
hey anonymous hookers and johns you are both soulless husks there is no debate may god have mercy repent
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 22:11 |
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Gimbal lock posted:Prosti-goon probably doesn't expect people to give a poo poo. This is financial situation a lot of people find them in. And it's a place I've found myself in, in the past. When I become unemployed, I start doing contract work, writing freelance and doing cleaning and make-ready's on vacated property until a job comes my way. I've developed a distate for anyone who hates thier clientele in any job. Because if you do the job you find evil, you are no better than your customers, maybe even worse, because you add more to the self-perpetuation of evil that is the job. Everyone views themselves as some great hero in the story of their lives. Nobody is.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 23:36 |
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Don't be poors man, it's really offputting
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 23:56 |
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i say, why couldn't they have inherited coal mines like my family? good future in that, coal not, mining or being near its use, but you know, the money
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 23:59 |
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Even outside of sex work, it's difficult to find work outside of your field, difficult to maintain a freelance career, and difficult to find support when the going gets rough. It's hard to get an entry-level position if you can't explain a massive gap on your resume. It's also hard to break out of bad habits and mental shells - it's lovely when you're stuck in the gently caress-up loop - after a while, it becomes very difficult to follow through on plans which might seem obvious to others. Prosti-goon, my unsolicited advice is to just rip off the Band-Aid. Drop the game and just become a temp. It'll suck, but you already know that sex work sucks, so what do you have to lose? Sex workers are great at customer service - ride that skillset to the moon. Alternatively, enroll full-time in community college, in some narrow but useful skill. Use your time as a student to hit the reset button on your life. Instead of your resume only showing a gap, they'll just see that you went to school and now you're looking for a job. This will be a huge help - instead of going into interviews wondering how to explain yourself, you'll just be yet another person. Point being, I'm not going to pretend to know your life situation. However, I do know a little something about restarting yourself. It's intimidating at first, but then it becomes shockingly easy. The dirty secret of the world is that it's a big, busy place filled with distracted people. Stuff that's incredibly stressful for you will go unnoticed by literally everybody else. That can be bad...but it can also be good. You don't need to do anything amazing with your life. Nobody would notice, anyway. You just need to pick up new habits and drop the old ones. Make new friends. Or, don't. ... FWIW, some brief googling uncovers the claim that 14% of American men have ever paid for sex, but less than 1% have seen a prostitute within the past year. That sounds...probably right? I feel like a lot of people who have ever paid for sex come out of the experience just sort of thinking "walp, that happened" and never see a reason to return to it.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 00:36 |
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Jfc this post, I've got something I'd like to tell you if it wasn't against the rules now lol, you goddamn goon idiot hahahhaa (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 01:07 |
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As a "friend" once told me, you haven't lived until you've paid a Dutch prostitute to piss in your mouth. I think there's a 50-50 chance he was serious.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 01:12 |
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Why Dutch specifically?
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 02:00 |
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Squalitude posted:As a "friend" once told me, you haven't lived until you've paid a Dutch prostitute to piss in your mouth. I think there's a 50-50 chance he was serious. TBF if I was a sex worker in Amsterdam I would also love pissing on tourists's faces for pay.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 02:10 |
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Carth Dookie posted:Why Dutch specifically? Their pee tastes better? Bigger bladder? What else would you want...
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 02:26 |
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Well, presumably because it was legal there. Maybe the pee tasted of WEE-D?
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 02:37 |
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Squalitude posted:As a "friend" once told me, you haven't lived until you've paid a Dutch prostitute to piss in your mouth. I think there's a 50-50 chance he was serious. During my bachelor weekend in Toronto, we called a woman from an adult newspaper who went by the name Bubble Butt and tried to work out a deal for her to eat corn and poo poo on a newspaper, but she was concerned about the time to digest and timing the whole thing correctly and disappointing her clients. Trying to work this out with her broken Engrish was a chore, but it would have been $250 Canadian split between 6 people.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 02:37 |
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At my friend's bachelor party we tried to price a hooker to eat cereal out of her own gaped butthole. They all hung up on us so it must have been north of $250.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 03:11 |
hooer goonette is the most beautiful honeypot. thank u. stay safe whore ghost
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 04:11 |
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H.H posted:Accurate posters: Stuntman (put up my 10bux years ago; haven't been able to pay my Internet bill for a bit so it's smartphone + data lol), Anne Whateley, Buttcoin purse (although my drugs of choice are just alcohol, weed, and tobacco. Those chew up a fair amount of my income, though.) Holy poo poo, she said I'm right, she really does know how to give a man what his wife won't give him. H.H posted:BBJCIM learning so many new terms in this thread. H.H posted:If you knew who among your real life friends payed for sex it would blow your mind. I've lived in lots of places where smoking weed is illegal (not like a capital crime though) but people still talk about it, they even allude to it on TV. I never hear anyone making similar references to visiting prostitutes. Nooner posted:Jfc this post, I've got something I'd like to tell you if it wasn't against the rules now lol, you goddamn goon idiot hahahhaa censor you're self
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 04:59 |
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And now for something completely different:quote:E.T Goon here and my parents had me just after they turned 16. They split up before I was born and my mom had my E.T pretending brother just about 11 months after I was born. My baby sister was entirely an accident since my mom assumed she was too old to have any more kids and had gone through menopause. She's a pretty normal kid aside from being raised by lady who sincerely, 100% believes that she's had multiple encounters with various aliens (both good and bad) and that Barack Obama is a benevolent time traveler who came from the future via CIA experiments. quote:My teeth are rotting out of my skull.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 07:27 |
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quote:So six years ago SA had a OKCupid thread where people made fake female profiles and posted the best (worst) messages clueless dudes sent them. I participated and made a fake female profile. Prior to that point I'd never heard of or cared about OKCupid, but I ended up actually liking the way it was setup. During the course of the thread I broke up with my girlfriend at the time, and finding myself newly single said gently caress it and made a real world (male) profile for myself. quote:Hi, I'm almost 30 years old and I'm a complete loving wreck of a person. I am terrified to talk to women, I'm a virgin (haven't kissed a girl since I was 12 years old), and I spend all my free time sitting in my apartment in the dark on the internet. I also hide this pain behind a facade of being really happy, and overeat and drink to cope.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 07:29 |
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You are, anon, yes you are.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 07:47 |
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I know the braces goon is pretty young but drat, how stupid could you be? All it would have taken is a couple dentist visits, a few hours tops and your teeth would have been fine. Now you're going to have to pay out the rear end for whatever it takes to fix your self-inflicted problem. What were you thinking, that they'd just stay there forever?
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 07:50 |
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stupid rear end ninny autistic toothless goony poop for brains disgrace to the man race: a friend of mine in college had some form of dentures because some of his front teeth were missing, i literally didnt know until i saw him taking them off in the bathroom one day. when you get dentures they probably won't look much different from the real thing
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 08:00 |
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Aren't most "recovered memories" just straight bullshit that the therapist inadvertently put into people's minds?
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 08:05 |
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That sucks braces goon, most people do stupid stuff when they're a kid that doesn't have such bad consequences, and most of the time your parents can manage to talk sense into you to stop bad stuff like that happening to you
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 08:08 |
rub n tub
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 08:25 |
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I was dying to get my braces off. They're so uncomfortable and ugly. I can't imagine the levels of moody defiance needed to keep them on until they rotted from your head. Luckily, dentures look pretty decent now. If you can ever afford it, then it might be worth looking at tooth implants. The OK Cupid thread was great. That's a cute story to tell the grandkids.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 08:44 |
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quote:I failed a drug test at work. We get random unannounced drug screenings, they called me in as I was about to clock out, and I failed. Presumably it was the weed I routinely smoked, but it may have been from the massive amount of uppers I took that past weekend. quote:I used to be a paperboy. Yeah.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 11:03 |
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quote:I basically have 2 really important tasks at work (I work at a factory afterhours and am usually the only one there during my shift). quote:When I first started looking at porn in middle school I would be weirdly focused on looking at the guy's penis. Sorta like when you see someone without a leg or whatever you just can't look away. Anyway I started to worry I was gay so one day I looked up some gay porn just to check. It took me about .2 seconds of utter repulsion to figure out I wasn't gay and that was that.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 11:05 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Aren't most "recovered memories" just straight bullshit that the therapist inadvertently put into people's minds? yes. your brain doesn't just hide memories cuz they were traumatic.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 11:12 |
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Is it at all possible ur a virgin because you "am terrified to talk to women, and I spend all my free time sitting in my apartment in the dark on the internet." Is this at all possible, goon friend?
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 11:15 |
Groovelord Neato posted:yes. your brain doesn't just hide memories cuz they were traumatic. actually dissociative amnesia is definitely a thing
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 11:45 |
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yeah and so is dissociative identity disorder.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 11:51 |
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Nation posted:actually dissociative amnesia is definitely a thing could be a hubris better check into it before this train goes off the rails again
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 11:54 |
what
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 12:01 |
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H.H posted:I basically have 2 really important tasks at work... Let me convey my sympathies to you.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 12:17 |
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Gay porn dude: you can't be 100% certain until you try sucking a dick.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 12:25 |
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Plus there are a million different categories of gay porn, like you gotta sift through the twink stuff, the bear stuff, the buff dude stuff etc etc You will have to watch the full spectrum of gay porn in order to properly assess whether you are gay or not. It is known
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 12:30 |
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make sure to orgasm as u watch gay porn to really prove u aren't gay and not condition urself to be gay but just u kno experience being gay and stuff but totally not being gay or pavloving urself into homosexxuality
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 12:31 |
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H.H posted:There were a lot of sliced fingers, arms, and legs that morning. One guy got degloved (look it up if you don't know what that is) and another guy had the tips of 8 of his fingers sliced clean off. The worst one was a guy sitting half on/half off the belt. His pants were shredded and his scrotum got caught up in the mechanism. He lost a ton of blood, not to mention both his balls. Unless you also wrote the lovely safety procedure which says "lets make it so if this guy ever forgets to do this one thing just once it causes horrible injuries to a bunch of other people" then I think you're definitely gonna blame yourself anyway, but others are even more to blame.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 12:41 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 06:41 |
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H.H posted:
You're on your way to a fulfilling career! H.H posted:
I'm not gay guys!
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