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quote:I have (admittedly) some really terrible views on sex and women in general. I see women as sex objects first, people second. quote:I'm 35 and dating a 33 year old with a 16 year old daughter. As you can imagine, she had a really tough time being a single mom (especially as she was a teen mom), so I think she's really happy to have a stable guy to have a relationship with.
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Upside to the rotten teeth goon is that you'll be able to give your boyfriend a gummer.
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Aug 21, 2016 14:41
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this poo poo got dark pretty quick.
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Aug 21, 2016 14:57
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CharlestonJew posted:How much sex could I get if I started working at the frozen pizza factory Apparently you can stick you dick in the conveyor belt during morning meetings. Just make sure that joker on night shift turned the dial down first.
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Aug 21, 2016 17:10
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I don't even get the conveyor belt thing. Maybe because I've never been in a factory but I can't imagine how you just, like, wouldn't notice the belt is on? Like a bunch of people just walk up and fuckin flop down on the belt without even looking at it to see if it's moving? This sounds like the fakest one yet to me
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Aug 21, 2016 17:13
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why would the 18 year old daughter wanna gently caress moms gross goon boyfriend
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Aug 21, 2016 17:14
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the conveyor belt story really makes no sense.
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Aug 21, 2016 17:24
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Stefan Prodan posted:I don't even get the conveyor belt thing. Maybe because I've never been in a factory but I can't imagine how you just, like, wouldn't notice the belt is on? Like a bunch of people just walk up and fuckin flop down on the belt without even looking at it to see if it's moving? This sounds like the fakest one yet to me Yeah seriously. Surely any factory would have some kind of warning like a bell or something before something like that starts up, or at least the guy turning it on would be like "hey assholes get off the belt I'm turning it on". You would also expect the speed knob to be at least somewhere in the vicinity of the On button, so why didn't the guy turning it on notice it? That's even before yo u get into the physics of it - what kind of conveyor belt moves fast enough to gently caress people up that badly?
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Aug 21, 2016 17:30
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Ok I misread it the first time, I thought he left it on all night and they just walked in and sat on a moving belt. It makes a bit more sense but still doesn't completely make sense for the reasons you listed.
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Aug 21, 2016 17:37
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Not buying the conveyor belt story - rule number one is don't touch automated equipment. Don't sit on it, don't lean on it, don't rest your hands on it, especially during power up.
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Aug 21, 2016 17:38
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just gonna rest my scrotum on this conveyor belt that we're about to start up
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Aug 21, 2016 17:47
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those things usually start up with some alarm or bell too before they actually completely come online you know to warn any idiots on the line not to be
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Aug 21, 2016 17:48
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Zzulu posted:just gonna rest my scrotum on this conveyor belt that we're about to start up I don't know if you've ever noticed but the scrotum is actually quite close to the part of the body you usually sit on.
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Aug 21, 2016 17:52
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Squalitude posted:I don't know if you've ever noticed but the scrotum is actually quite close to the part of the body you usually sit on. i usually wear at the least panties when i sit on a moving conveyor belt
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Aug 21, 2016 17:53
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I think what he's saying is that they have such a habit of just sitting on the conveyor when it starts up and being used to it being set to stop they are used to just ignoring the warnings that it's starting up which I mean frankly maybe you deserve to get chewed up by the belt in that case
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Aug 21, 2016 17:58
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Stefan Prodan posted:I think what he's saying is that they have such a habit of just sitting on the conveyor when it starts up and being used to it being set to stop they are used to just ignoring the warnings that it's starting up which I mean frankly maybe you deserve to get chewed up by the belt in that case Ah yes i know when im around industrial grade finger chopping ball gouging machinery it is silent as a library and still like the ripple-less surface of a lake
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Aug 21, 2016 18:00
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Zzulu posted:just gonna rest my scrotum on this conveyor belt that we're about to start up That's how I lost my job at the train yard
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Aug 21, 2016 18:06
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H.H posted:Gay porn dude: you can't be 100% certain until you try sucking a dick. Just don't choke on it, we don't want H.H probated again.
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Aug 21, 2016 18:11
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H.H posted:quote: I'm thinking that if you'd looked longer than 0.2 seconds you would have felt that repulsion gradually turning into excitement.
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Aug 21, 2016 18:17
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quote:I saw another anon confession about a foot fetish. I'm another goon with the same thing - which isn't surprising since we are the most common fetish in the world. quote:So I have an elaborate sexual fantasy where me and my sexual partner are dressed and behaved as angsty punk/emo/alternative teens, the room we're in is appropriately set up with the right posters, decor and background music, and we talk about typical angsty teen bullshit before we carry on to our lovemaking.
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Aug 21, 2016 18:27
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Have you ever gotten so horny that you shove a shoe up your own rear end? Happens to me all the time.
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Aug 21, 2016 18:40
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Being attracted to feet has been categorized in the new DSM 5 as a "major and acute psychological issue, that needs urgent medical attention". It's finally on the same level as bestiality, where it actually belongs
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Decebal posted:Being attracted to feet has been categorized in the new DSM 5 as a "major and acute psychological issue, that needs urgent medical attention". Please tell me this is true. Emo gently caress goon it's cool you found someone to do your quirky but harmless role play thank you for not being another crazy person 
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Aug 21, 2016 19:12
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Decebal posted:Being attracted to feet has been categorized in the new DSM 5 as a "major and acute psychological issue, that needs urgent medical attention". most of the ppl that wrote the dsm don't even use it autistic style as its often interpreted in the media ;p
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Aug 21, 2016 19:13
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"I am totally going to start up some Korn and gently caress." - said no one until now
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Aug 21, 2016 19:19
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nothing gets me readier for love faster than hearing about how crappy johnathan davis' dad was
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Aug 21, 2016 19:25
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y'all werent like in your teens in the 90s were you? 
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LethalGeek posted:Please tell me this is true. What most people ignore is that p. much every DSM V entry has the caveat that in order to be a disorder it has to genuinely impair your ability to function.
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Aug 21, 2016 19:35
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Republican Vampire posted:What most people ignore is that p. much every DSM V entry has the caveat that in order to be a disorder it has to genuinely impair your ability to function. Do you take a 15 minute break from work to gently caress a sex toy with your ex's sandal crammed between your cheeks in a gas station bathroom 3 times a week? I only get two 15's and a 30 and that would impair my ability to function.
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Aug 21, 2016 19:50
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H.H posted:foot shaped fleshlight 
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Aug 21, 2016 20:49
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i want to stick muy johnson in a plastic foot
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learning so much in this thread about the sexual underworld
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some of these posts should be packaged with bug_chasers.jpeg it would make for some good repostin
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dookifex_maximus posted:some of these posts should be packaged with bug_chasers.jpeg it would make for some good repostin PozMyFootHole.txt
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Aug 21, 2016 21:53
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Yeah the conveyor story is fake as gently caress, considering most conveyors just have a start and stop function. Also how the gently caress is no one else trained on how to actually pull the e-stop on a loving conveyor in case of an emergency.
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Aug 21, 2016 22:47
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Foot fetishist guy, why not level with your girlfriend about your tastes. If she's the right girl for you she'll gladly help you stuff her footwear up your rear end. Buy her some nice thigh-high boots in readiness for later developments.
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I wonder if foot fetishists would go for a woman that's hideous above the ankles but has a rockin' foot game?
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Aug 21, 2016 23:32
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i wonder if there's ever confusion about "footy" as in foot fetishist vs "footy" as in "let's go to the pub to watch the footy" emo fetishist goon PM me 
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Panfilo posted:I wonder if foot fetishists would go for a woman that's hideous above the ankles but has a rockin' foot game? yea they call em buttereverythingbutfeets
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