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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Salty Josh posted:

Depends on the vagina. I prefer calzones to Arby's sandwiches.

Anyone would prefer a calzone.

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Zzulu posted:

vaginas lool wayyyy weirder imo

yeah they're also not exactly works of art either.

Do these dick pic guys get off on vag pics at all? I'm going to go with "yes" and they expect the same for women and dicks. Like if a girl I was texting just straight up sent me a shot of her cooch I'd probably think "this is kind of weird" or feel completely neutral at best rather than "god drat thats so loving hot."

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Mak0rz posted:

yeah they're also not exactly works of art either.

Do these dick pic guys get off on vag pics at all? I'm going to go with "yes" and they expect the same for women and dicks. Like if a girl I was texting just straight up sent me a shot of her cooch I'd probably think "this is kind of weird" or feel completely neutral at best rather than "god drat thats so loving hot."

no? its more the implied sexy than cramming a drat thingy in your hoohhah and giving an ob-gyn style view i think but thats just my opinion some folks like 4k porn i assume which i cant even imagine desiring for any drat reason.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
That stuff looks delicious.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

SneakyFrog posted:

no? its more the implied sexy than cramming a drat thingy in your hoohhah and giving an ob-gyn style view i think but thats just my opinion some folks like 4k porn i assume which i cant even imagine desiring for any drat reason.

That's a large part of why I dislike porn.

You can't fake intimacy and love no matter how good the actors are.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Mak0rz posted:

yeah they're also not exactly works of art either.

Do these dick pic guys get off on vag pics at all? I'm going to go with "yes" and they expect the same for women and dicks. Like if a girl I was texting just straight up sent me a shot of her cooch I'd probably think "this is kind of weird" or feel completely neutral at best rather than "god drat thats so loving hot."

I'd admire the efficiency of the transaction honestly

also if I got some unsolicited pussy or tit pics that would be cool assuming she wasn't gross

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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SneakyFrog posted:

no? its more the implied sexy than cramming a drat thingy in your hoohhah and giving an ob-gyn style view i think but thats just my opinion

idgi, are you agreeing with me or not? :confused:

SneakyFrog posted:

some folks like 4k porn i assume which i cant even imagine desiring for any drat reason.

Hot drat finally I can see the ingrown hairs on a pornstar's rear end in even more detail. the future is now folks!

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Blue Train posted:

also if I got some unsolicited pussy or tit pics that would be cool assuming she wasn't gross

now that you mention it i'd take tit pics any day over vag pics

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Mak0rz posted:

idgi, are you agreeing with me or not? :confused:


eh. i suppose if it were classy sure but like something straight up porn would pop up eh at least 2 red flags depending on content i guess

Mak0rz posted:

now that you mention it i'd take tit pics any day over vag pics

:same:

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
Genitals feel good but look weird how is this not universally accepted

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
weird is good

pr0spector88
Aug 18, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
i remember when i brought a peace orchestra cd cover to my all guys high school

laid out the literal orgy in a flower field cover art on the table

all the little monogamy virgins obsessed with punk rock were afraid LOL

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
e: wrong thread.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
this is the wrong thread

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


so what is the rule on requesting suicides from people outside of sa smh

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

This is sad.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



he already died in that final pic

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Ratjaculation posted:

he already died in that final pic

"jaaaack"

"JAAAACK"

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Instead of pretending to be gay, Keith should join the Airforce and learn to fly a Warthog ! Few women can compare to that experience.

pr0spector88
Aug 18, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Decebal posted:

This is sad.

maybe he almost got away with finger banging canadas hottest cheerleader tho?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Decebal posted:

Instead of pretending to be gay, Keith should join the Airforce and learn to fly a Warthog ! Few women can compare to that experience.



:eng101: i have heard that ladies like men in uniform as well so :toot:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

I don't understand

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


the guy wants her and she's oblivious.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Kurtofan posted:

I don't understand

its the visual interpretation of cutting crew singing "i just died in your arms tonight"

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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I like the last picture where he looks like he's trying really hard to rub his head on some titty because that's probably the closest he'll get to second base with that girl.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Mak0rz posted:

I like the last picture where he looks like he's trying really hard to rub his head on some titty because that's probably the closest he'll get to second base with that girl.

nothing like good ol headtit

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

pr0spector88 posted:

maybe he almost got away with finger banging canadas hottest cheerleader tho?

He could, with certainty though, finger the center stick of an excellent flying machine and bang some militants into paste.

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!
When I want to convince a young hunny that I'm a nice guy.....I direct them here.....to the SA forums so they can see my sweetness in action.

pr0spector88
Aug 18, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Decebal posted:

He could, with certainty though, finger the center stick of an excellent flying machine and bang some militants into paste.

i already beat that game, ive moved on to throwing stones from long distances and head shotting ppl irl

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me
All of you may be "nice guy's" ITT but I'm even nicer than all of you combined!

Any woman who doesn't sleep with me is a raging whore!

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Mak0rz posted:

idgi, are you agreeing with me or not? :confused:


Hot drat finally I can see the ingrown hairs on a pornstar's rear end in even more detail. the future is now folks!

tbh, if it's a shoot with someone who takes care of herself then it can work pretty well

xlanciferionx
Apr 18, 2004
recovering suicide victim

Benny Harvey posted:

tbh, if it's a shoot with someone who takes care of herself then it can work pretty well

This is the porn industry. They're lucky of they're sober enough to remember to take care of themselves.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

See, people worry that pics of their kids drinking and smoking pot on social media will hurt their prospects in the future, but this is the real sad poo poo that'll haunt a man right here.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
nice guys are such jerks, they don't appreciate women like i'd appreciate the woman who i jerk it to in 4k. i don't even mind her butthole hairs. i'm just glad she's living the life she always dreamed of

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Pick posted:

nice guys are such jerks, they don't appreciate women like i'd appreciate the woman who i jerk it to in 4k. i don't even mind her butthole hairs. i'm just glad she's living the life she always dreamed of

:newlol:

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

This girl knows exactly what she is doing.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

in fairness i do not believe a single Keith has ever hosed, in the history of the world

it's something about the name

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

in fairness i do not believe a single Keith has ever hosed, in the history of the world

it's something about the name

I bet Keith David got a lot of action. :colbert:

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Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

in fairness i do not believe a single Keith has ever hosed, in the history of the world

it's something about the name

Keith Richards
Keith Moon
Keith Chegwin

ok prolly not that last one

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