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Oh wait nevermind. That point was made. edit:  snipe.
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Someone really should spend a bit of their merch budget and buy that already. It'd fit right in with the 30 Mass Effect 2 emotes.
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Aug 22, 2016 12:22
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shadow puppet of a posted:Oh wait nevermind. That point was made. Yeah like I said the white supremacist master race made everyone, but all the species that spawned off them are different. Dont the vulkans have their heart near where our livers are or something. Dont klingons have two hearts or am I thinking about space marines? Regardless, you cant just stick a klingon and a human together, it just wouldnt work. Also why did the master race look like the thing odo used to melt together with?
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Aug 22, 2016 12:24
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All the rubber forehead aliens' genitals match. A wizard did it. There isn't a fundamental chemical incompatibility, it's just extremely unlikely.
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Aug 22, 2016 12:26
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yeah really breeding should be impossible and diseases should be species exclusive, but if that were the case everyone would just gently caress all the time and no one would get anything done
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Aug 22, 2016 13:04
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gonna pump this andorian full of my human aids and not feel guilty about it
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Aug 22, 2016 13:05
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How did the trill evolve? Who was the first person who thought "I know what, ill take this giant slug thing I found in this pond, slice myself open and stick it inside". I have watched a video of a Japanese lady getting a bucket full of eels funneled into her rear end but I dont think she expected to have a symbiotic relationship with them. The more I think about star trek the more it makes me mad. There should be no inter species reproduction and the trill should not loving exist.
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Aug 22, 2016 13:17
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Triggered posted:How did the trill evolve? Who was the first person who thought "I know what, ill take this giant slug thing I found in this pond, slice myself open and stick it inside". I have watched a video of a Japanese lady getting a bucket full of eels funneled into her rear end but I dont think she expected to have a symbiotic relationship with them. He was a bold man that first shoved a trill in his body.
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Aug 22, 2016 13:21
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Triggered posted:How did the trill evolve? Who was the first person who thought "I know what, ill take this giant slug thing I found in this pond, slice myself open and stick it inside". I have watched a video of a Japanese lady getting a bucket full of eels funneled into her rear end but I dont think she expected to have a symbiotic relationship with them. There is that specifies of snail that gets injected with a parasite that grows up inside the body cavity of the snail and drives it mad so it climbs to a visible spot to be eaten by a bird so it can be poo poo out and progress to its next evolution. All you need to do is have snail doctors be the one to inject the parasite, change "drive it mad" to "guide it towards a career in..." and replace a passing bird to someone jealous that they were rejected by the snail parasite commission and you've pretty much got a perfect trill.
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Aug 22, 2016 13:23
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Really just reminds me of Yeerks.
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Aug 22, 2016 13:23
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guys like criscodisco exist in the star trek universe too and you can bet they've shoved every species that would fit up their asses bound to luck out and hit a symbiote sooner or later
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Aug 22, 2016 13:29
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shadow puppet of a posted:There is that specifies of snail that gets injected with a parasite that grows up inside the body cavity of the snail and drives it mad so it climbs to a visible spot to be eaten by a bird so it can be poo poo out and progress to its next evolution. I was on the star trek wiki and it said most people didnt even know they were a symbiotic species at first. How is that possible? First medical scan "hmmm lets see, heart, lungs, liver, giant slug thing with its own brain, organs and circulatory system. Everything looks aok to me!". The trill have to surgically implant the slug, how did they do this in their iron/medieval age etc. They could have got round this nonsense if the trill had some sort of kangaroo like pouch that the symbiote could use to enter the body.
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Aug 22, 2016 13:32
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:guys like criscodisco exist in the star trek universe too and you can bet they've shoved every species that would fit up their asses You don't even need to be a debauched ciscodisco-type. When you've got a large and accessible belly flap to begin with its not going to take more than a week to start storing more than your car keys in there.
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Aug 22, 2016 13:34
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cheerfullydrab posted:Really just reminds me of Yeerks. Yeerks would've been a good TNG/VOY monster of the week.
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Aug 22, 2016 13:37
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shadow puppet of a posted:Worf's colon is torn to shreds and badly perforated from all the indigestible tusk and hoof matter in the food he eats. Prune juice.
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Aug 22, 2016 14:30
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Volcott posted:Yeerks would've been a good TNG/VOY monster of the week. http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Conspiracy_(episode)
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Aug 22, 2016 15:09
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Doesn't count, they didn't go crazy when you fed them instant oatmeal.
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Aug 22, 2016 15:39
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Triggered posted:Yeah like I said the white supremacist master race made everyone, but all the species that spawned off them are different. Dont the vulkans have their heart near where our livers are or something. Dont klingons have two hearts or am I thinking about space marines? Regardless, you cant just stick a klingon and a human together, it just wouldnt work. Spock is half human, Troi is half human, Tasha Yar has a half-Romulan baby, Worf's son is 1/4 human. Heck, even the Cardassians are making babies with Bajorans. It's all fictional of course and if you go back to the roots of Star Trek in the 60's where mixed race babies were pretty controversial, you see it's more of a social statement of inclusiveness.
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Aug 22, 2016 15:40
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I dont care if its a statement of world peace blah blah blah, that does not give Roddenberry the right to trample on basic biology. You didnt see Tasha pop out one of these after she used Data as a sex toy did you:  Makes about as much sense as a half Klingon anyway.
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Aug 22, 2016 16:04
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:guys like criscodisco exist in the star trek universe too and you can bet they've shoved every species that would fit up their asses gently caress yeah hott
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Aug 22, 2016 16:07
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Vulcans are space elves. Romulan are space drow. Klingon are space orcs. That's why they can breed with humans. Mystery solved.
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Aug 22, 2016 16:12
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Germstore posted:Vulcans are space elves. Romulan are space drow. Klingon are space orcs. That's why they can breed with humans. Mystery solved. Klingons used to be space mongolians, but a thing happened.
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Aug 22, 2016 16:16
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Volcott posted:Klingons used to be space mongolians, but a thing happened. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xka6IYCpj4E Trials and Tribblations is a beautiful classic  .
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Aug 22, 2016 16:19
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Triggered posted:I dont care if its a statement of world peace blah blah blah, that does not give Roddenberry the right to trample on basic biology. Matter transporters and warp speed is ok but banging hot green chicks is off limits, gotcha. I would totally make babies with a Robin Williams robot though. I would be like one of those deviantart otherkin drawings of a pregnant man.
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Aug 22, 2016 16:24
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RVWinkle posted:I would totally make babies with a Robin Williams He was a Williams fan at heart, it's clear, He searched and found a Williams hair, He spent 10 long years and built a cloning machine! And now he's accomplished his wonderful dream! To make a house of Robin Williamses, It's a House of Williams.
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Aug 22, 2016 16:31
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RVWinkle posted:Matter transporters and warp speed is ok but banging hot green chicks is off limits, gotcha. I would totally make babies with a Robin Williams robot though. I would be like one of those deviantart otherkin drawings of a pregnant man. Matter transporters and warp drives make sense, half green alien baby baby doesn't. The grey aliens in xfiles have been trying to make alien human hybrid babies for decades, according to star trek they should have just stuck their dick in someone.
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Aug 22, 2016 16:46
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Remember your Voyager. Like Shmullus said to ensign Kim, new inter species relationships must be approved by the ship's doctor. That approval process is half checking PH levels for dick-melting alkalinity and half figuring out which meatus to spray the cum into. If its remotely possible to make a lil' Tuvix, the Federation's top minds will figure out precisely how. No matter how many egg-sacs Harry Kim has to consume like a seahorse.
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Aug 22, 2016 16:52
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shadow puppet of a posted:Remember your Voyager. Like Shmullus said to ensign Kim, new inter species relationships must be approved by the ship's doctor. That approval process is half checking PH levels for dick-melting alkalinity and half figuring out which meatus to spray the cum into. Hell, even Mass Effect had it down to a science. "Here's a manual on how to bone Thrall/Quarians/Turians. Don't do this, don't insert that there, and most definitely don't swallow".
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Aug 22, 2016 16:55
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Hell, even Mass Effect had it down to a science. "Here's a manual on how to bone Thrall/Quarians/Turians. Don't do this, don't insert that there, and most definitely don't swallow". Haha which game was this in
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Aug 22, 2016 16:58
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Hell, even Mass Effect had it down to a science. "Here's a manual on how to bone Thrall/Quarians/Turians. Don't do this, don't insert that there, and most definitely don't swallow". I have a question for a Mass Effect Sex Expert Those blue alien bitches that had that ability to appear hot to every race, so turians saw hot blue turian aliens and humans saw hot blue human aliens. Did their genitals also shapeshift depending on who was nailing them?
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Aug 22, 2016 16:59
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shadow puppet of a posted:Remember your Voyager. Like Shmullus said to ensign Kim, new inter species relationships must be approved by the ship's doctor. That approval process is half checking PH levels for dick-melting alkalinity and half figuring out which meatus to spray the cum into. When did Kim ever get the chance to screw someone? All the episodes I remember was him being the very epitome of a goon. I think I hate Kim more than Neelix.
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Aug 22, 2016 17:01
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Triggered posted:according to star trek they should have just stuck their dick in someone. Roddenberry's philosophy summarized in one sentence
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Aug 22, 2016 17:03
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Triggered posted:When did Kim ever get the chance to screw someone? All the episodes I remember was him being the very epitome of a goon. I think I hate Kim more than Neelix. Kim was the screwee not the screwer. It was in the episode with the space raft of vagabonds who had rotting ship bonds. He got sick after he was pegged by a space-Aussie. And I think Kim may have gotten a handjob from the race of women captors that made him a fake male of their species. And I'm sure he did vile things to Voyager's computer's re-creation of Dr. Leah Brahms.
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Aug 22, 2016 17:05
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So Kim is made the king of an all female tribe and he still couldnt get laid? Was that hologram the same one that Geordie tried to get inside?
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Aug 22, 2016 17:09
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Triggered posted:Why did everyone accept the child rapist Neelix? Is child molestation accepted in the federation? Idk it's pretty easy; when you have alien species you can't assign them all maturity levels based on human ages. Some species might not be fully grown/mature until 50 human years so it'd be 'child molestation' to mess with a member of that species at age 25. It's not about how long the individual has been alive in terms of number of times the Earth has orbited the Sun, it's about their species' physiology. The Ocampa's entire life span is what 7-8 years so it isn't insane to think 1-2 is adolescent, 3-6 is fully grown/developed adult, 7-8 is elderly thus it's okay to hook up with a 5-6 year old Ocampan. It's loving weird I'll grant you but idk I feel like the whole Neelix child rape thing is more of a joke than something to be considered seriously upon viewing Voyager. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Aug 22, 2016 |
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Aug 22, 2016 18:01
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Moridin920 posted:Idk it's pretty easy; when you have alien species you can't assign them all maturity levels based on human ages. Some species might not be fully grown/mature until 50 human years so it'd be 'child molestation' to mess with a member of that species at age 25. It's not about how long the individual has been alive in terms of number of times the Earth has orbited the Sun, it's about their species' physiology. AA Trek Parachute spotted "In some cultures this one year old....."
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Aug 22, 2016 18:03
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Fat Shat Sings posted:AA Trek Parachute spotted She's an alien species though dog. The actress herself def isn't 7. I bet you the Trek writers weren't going 'yeah yeah let's make Neelix gently caress a little girl heehee.' Besides does it ever say 7 EARTH years? Because if their planet takes 5x longer around than ours does their year is 5x longer and Kes is actually in her 30s. Why the gently caress would an alien species in the Delta Quadrant be measuring their lives in Earth years? e: meh whatever I gave my 2 cents I don't care to get embroiled in stupid AAtrek poo poo have fun
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Aug 22, 2016 18:04
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Been off the forums for a few years, how is AA trek doing? He used to be fantastic in these threads. Seemed to be a top notch fella.
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Aug 22, 2016 18:05
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just finished the episode "whispers" where you follow the life of clone o'brien and learn what the world must look like to a paranoid schizophrenic it was a good episode btw
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That's probably one of my favorite episodes just because of the sheer psychological scarring O'Brian must be going through as clone O'Brian dies in his arms and his last words are 'tell Keiko I love her.'
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