Video Game Lines that are burned into your brain.

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Pebble and the Penguin: Sep 9, 2010; You're going out there a silly, hysterical, screaming queen, but you're coming back a great, big, passing-for-straight Broadway star!

"I may be half human, but I'm all woman. :bigtran:"

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Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Left 5, 80, don't cut

# ? Aug 11, 2016 20:41

GOTTA STAY FAI: Mar 24, 2005; ~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~; College Slice

hackbunny posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-qYyNQyQeE

poo poo.

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Mokbek: Dec 19, 2014; Call Me The Shocker

"Zug Zug!"

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HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

YOU FACE JARAXXUS, EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION

# ? Aug 12, 2016 15:28

RyokoTK: Feb 12, 2012; I am cool.

T-Minus 15.193792102158E+9 years until the universe closes!

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FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

"Look, Arisen! Guns! These guns may help us. Guns, Arisen! There!" -- Claptrap, Borderlands 2

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HopperUK: Apr 29, 2007; Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

bingo bango bongo I don't wanna leave the congo oh no no no no no

# ? Aug 22, 2016 15:24

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Capitalists Builds A Factroy!

# ? Aug 22, 2016 15:31

MeatwadIsGod: Sep 30, 2004; Foretold by Gyromancy

Is there literally a character named "Arisen" in Borderlands? That's dumb.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 16:50

moms friend from work: Mar 28, 2010; I'M THE WURST

Frog blast the vent core!

# ? Aug 22, 2016 17:30

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

Stretch Aaaaarmstrooooong is now in your wooooooorld

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E_JF0Qlbl4

# ? Aug 22, 2016 17:36

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Is there literally a character named "Arisen" in Borderlands? That's dumb.

What are you, stupid or something? -Cortana, Halo 2

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FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Is there literally a character named "Arisen" in Borderlands? That's dumb.

lmao

# ? Aug 22, 2016 18:29

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

HopperUK posted:

bingo bango bongo I don't wanna leave the congo oh no no no no no

He keeps hackin an whackin an smackin
He keeps hackin an whackin an smackin
He keeps hackin an whackin an smackin
He just hacks whacks choppin dat meat

# ? Aug 22, 2016 18:44

Mokbek: Dec 19, 2014; Call Me The Shocker

"Naxxanar was merely a setback!"

# ? Sep 6, 2016 12:33

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Tenchu (the first one, I think...), from one of the first cutscenes...

"Looks like you chose the wrong party to crash", except it's more like "Lewks lak yew chose de wrong parteh to cresh"

EDIT:

HopperUK posted:

bingo bango bongo I don't wanna leave the congo oh no no no no no

I prefer New Vegas almost entirely over 3, but goddamn, does this bring back everything great about 3 and now I'd love to play it again.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 15:52

Dark Juno: Mar 10, 2013; by zen death robot

"Tonight on F-Zero TV, we'll risk our lives to interview the champion! Err champion...could, could we have a few words with you?"

"What do you do in your spare time?"

"I like to grow flowers. Flowers that kill people!"

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Tsar Mikey: Nov 30, 2005; When will then be now?

Look at all dat juice.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 18:03

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

THANK YOU MARIO

BUT THE PRINCESS DID NOT SURVIVE THE OPERATION

# ? Oct 4, 2016 06:27

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

"We would face powerful magics. Some would live, many would die, but with faith and courage WE WOULD DESTROY OUR ENEMIES!"

"And I... I would become... A God"

Populous:the Beginning is my all time favorite game and that opening still sticks with me

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Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

"What twisted crime of logic would merit such a sentence?"

Between the line itself and its delivery, it's a perfect little gem of FMV-era seriousness. :allears:

Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 05:15 on Nov 10, 2016

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Phthisis: Apr 16, 2007; "Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."

kick punch it's all in the mind
if you wanna test me I'm sure you'll find that the things I'll teach ya are sure to beat ya
but nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher
now kick!

# ? Nov 10, 2016 06:01

Toad King: Apr 23, 2008; Yeah, I'm the best

"Now everyone gonna know the Saints rolled through!"

-Gang member after running over an old lady on a moped

# ? Nov 13, 2016 17:53

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!!

# ? Nov 13, 2016 18:19

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Late to the party here, but

"Justice reasons from - arrg"

# ? Nov 13, 2016 18:38

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

More like "JUSTICE RAINS FROM AB-aahh...."

You must die... while you still can.

To end... like THISSS?!

Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 19:37 on Nov 13, 2016

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Atmus: Mar 8, 2002

Toad King posted:

"Now everyone gonna know the Saints rolled through!"

-Gang member after running over an old lady on a moped

"Saint's Row, Bitches!"

-some random driver while running Micromancer and I over.

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Solenna: Jun 5, 2003; I'd say it was your manifest destiny not to.

"Dwarves must fight for dwarves!" Said by some dwarf in the Lord of the Rings mmo in the mines of Moria. Which I don't play. My husband spent so much time in that section of the game that I still bring that line up and I don't think he's played that part in a couple years.

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weak wrists big dick: Dec 18, 2012; good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.

your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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CHANGING MAGS!

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theshim: May 1, 2012; You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...

# ? Nov 15, 2016 03:55

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Hihohe posted:

"We would face powerful magics. Some would live, many would die, but with faith and courage WE WOULD DESTROY OUR ENEMIES!"

"And I... I would become... A God"

Populous:the Beginning is my all time favorite game and that opening still sticks with me

drat I don't think I've thought about Populous for like, 15 loving years. What a game

# ? Nov 15, 2016 20:38

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

"What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. One time the guy who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls and they had to stop filming for a couple of days."

Dagoth Ur, Morrowind

# ? Nov 15, 2016 21:53

Xad: Jul 2, 2009; "Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"; College Slice

"WEISS, you DUMBASS! You better start making sense you rotten book, or you're gonna be sorry! Maybe I'll rip your pages out one by one, or maybe I'll put you in the GODDAMN FURNACE! How can someone with such a big, smart brain be hypnotized like a little BITCH, huh!? '~Oh, Shadowlord, I love you Shadowlord. Come over here and give Weiss a big sloppy kiss, Shadowlord!~' Now pull your head out of your GODDAMN rear end and start loving helping us!"

Hell of a way to start the intro credits, Nier.

Xad has a new favorite as of 23:33 on Nov 15, 2016

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CreedThoughts: Sep 24, 2007; Thanks, I've never owned a refrigerator

"I don't know what I find more disturbing. That there is a ship lodged in that building, or that there still is a ship lodged in that building."

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ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

"50,000 people used to live here.... now it's a ghost town."

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FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

"Welcome to Morrowind City. Will you be a Fighter, Mage, or Thief? Choose carefully, as your fate will soon be sealed." -- Vivec, Morrowind (2003)

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Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Stay a while and listen.

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Celery Face: Feb 18, 2012

Dwarven crafts! Fine dwarven drafts! Direct from Orzammar! You won't find better.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 20:46

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frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

I'll be around, if you make it back.

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