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*moves Sam from uncool people list to cool people list*
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Tom Green defo gives a horse dick a bit of a waggle while yelling "look daddy, I'm a farmer," but I'm not sure if it's enough to count as masturbation.
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Aug 21, 2016 01:40
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Germstore posted:Tom Green defo gives a horse dick a bit of a waggle while yelling "look daddy, I'm a farmer," but I'm not sure if it's enough to count as masturbation. he jerk ed off a elephant but I think it was pretend
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Aug 21, 2016 01:41
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^^^^^^  Germstore posted:Tom Green defo gives a horse dick a bit of a waggle while yelling "look daddy, I'm a farmer," but I'm not sure if it's enough to count as masturbation. Naw waggle is definitely the right word. He does perform simulated masturbation on an elephant though.
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Aug 21, 2016 01:42
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Windfall posted:Right when I got my weed license this spring and stepped into the adjacent weed shop with it I saw the Beast there. He sounded pretty well balanced and intent on getting in shape. Especially considering just hours earlier he had done the glowstick tears video. I told him to go to the somethingawful TV channel (goontube) a whole lot of times because he is / was adored on there and gets talked about a lot. And because the goontube format is a pretty cutting edge idea as far as generating internet video fame goes. Zombie Boat posted:Also what is goontube and how have I not heard of it. Here: http://goontu.be/ It's the starting point for a surprising amount of internet culture and "discovered" youtubes, considering the place only has like 10 people at a time. The rules are simple: You make other people in the chatroom watch poo poo. Whatever you can find from any video site. You queue it up and it plays in like 30mins or however long the queue is. Sometimes people put together a big block of videos that follows a theme. Sometimes there's "arena": Contests for queuing up videos that follow a theme (often resulting in videos that have like 12 views being worthy and getting discovered). Sometimes full length movies play. The place is pretty rich with history but I'll summarize. The Olsen twins were regulars on goontube for a while, along with Larry the Cable Guy. Most 9/11 conspiracy theories (especially the common one that alleges that it was an extremely unlucky accident) began on goontube. SomethingAwful has had a TV channel website for years but the format keeps getting more modern and cutting edge; this week they're working really hard on github to push out a new version. I really think this sort of format is the future of youtube. It provides not only content to watch but also reactions and a live discussion to go with it that's just as classy if not moreso than youtube comments.
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Aug 21, 2016 02:16
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Windfall posted:Here: nerd lol
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Aug 21, 2016 02:17
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Windfall posted:Here: Celluloid Sam posted:nerd lol lol
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Aug 21, 2016 02:21
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Windfall posted:Here: What a sad series of paragraphs
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Aug 21, 2016 02:23
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LA Beast seems like an alright dude and I remember him going to see one of his fans at the hospital or something and it made her really happy so that's cool too. Shame he seems to be losing his poo poo because he probably could have done more than just eat weird stuff on youtube.
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Aug 21, 2016 02:23
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Celluloid Sam posted:no it is a scene from. Jackass 2 they have some members of wu tang with them I think In a way you are both right: The "How to Milk a Horse" sketch was in fact filmed for Wildboyz, according to Jeff Tremaine in the director's commentary for the DVD release, but due to its questionable content (Steve-O, Pontius, and Knoxville obtained a sperm sample from a studded horse, which Pontius proceeded to drink) Tremaine said that it would never have aired on MTV. Now hug
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Aug 21, 2016 02:24
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Celluloid Sam posted:nerd lol
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Aug 21, 2016 02:28
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You laugh but I'm actually a puppetmaster or something so I win
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Aug 21, 2016 02:40
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Windfall posted:You laugh but I'm actually a puppetmaster or something so I win lol nerd
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Aug 21, 2016 02:42
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don't mind me im having my period
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Aug 21, 2016 02:44
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I would like to drink space horse cum
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Aug 21, 2016 02:47
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LA Beast is streaming live right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUbL9WPRe6Y
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Aug 22, 2016 18:33
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goddamn how does he answer any of those questions it's just a neverending stream of bullshit on the chat window.
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Aug 22, 2016 18:36
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I'm glad that LA Beast has transitioned from an eating bullshit career into a telling people in a chat window to have a good day in a silly voice career.
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Aug 22, 2016 18:38
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The feed went down almost immediately
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Aug 22, 2016 18:50
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The beast is back
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Aug 22, 2016 18:55
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The feed went down almost immediately in keeping with the LA Beast tradition itll be coming back up soon enough
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Aug 22, 2016 18:56
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lol, so it was definitely the weed
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Aug 22, 2016 19:01
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Ah ha ha ha, you could practically see the gears turning in his head as he was answering the question about whether people could join him on his walk across America. "Sure! That'd be great!! Just ... no crazy people. Uh ..... oh. Uh ...."
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Aug 22, 2016 19:13
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He uses that "oxygen tent" for hotboxing, guaranteed Edit: gently caress that was a banal comment, I think LA Beast's weird raving and all these lovely youtube comments are making me dumber Edit: poo poo he's only walked 2000 miles in total since January and he's planning on doing a nonstop 3,200 mile walk in October. Edit: holy poo poo he's getting angry and defensive about the questions why he doesn't have a girlfriend. He's getting crazy misogynistic Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Aug 22, 2016 |
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Aug 22, 2016 19:28
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LA Beast is now ranting about how women are bad. Now he is mad that Crystal Pepsi isn't being credited to him and other hard working people. Also, he doesn't know if Australia exists.
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Aug 22, 2016 19:36
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Goddamn but he's coming across as a bitter dumb rear end in a top hat now
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Aug 22, 2016 19:40
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Now he's yelling.
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Aug 22, 2016 19:45
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I like mentally broken LA Beast a lot.
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Aug 22, 2016 19:46
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That poor man
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Aug 22, 2016 19:47
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Goddamn but he's coming across as a bitter dumb rear end in a top hat now Yeah I had to turn it off because my gf's mother is visiting and hanging out here during the day while I work, lol.
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Aug 22, 2016 19:48
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OctoberBlues posted:He is training to become the fastest man to walk across America. I don't remember his exact plan, but it's something like 40 miles a day, every day, for three months. He's going to poo poo blood.
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Aug 22, 2016 19:50
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Does anyone know what's in those pills LA Beast is taking to cut?
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Aug 22, 2016 19:54
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Oh poo poo he bought the oxygen tent after watching a TED talk by magician David Blaine. He's a magician, you moron. His stunts are tricks.
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Aug 22, 2016 19:54
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Frosted Flake posted:Does anyone know what's in those pills LA Beast is taking to cut? He's taking Furious Cuts, which from what I can tell based on Furious Pete, are probably fairly worthless and exist just to rip people off. Looks like this is what is in them? Vitamin B6 (Pyridoxine hydrochloride) 20mg L-Camitine (3-carboxy-2-hydroxy-N) 1000mg L-Phenylalanine (2-amino-3-phenyl-propanoic acid) 1000mg Caffeine anhydrous 200mg Roseroot extract (root) (Rhodiola rosea) 200mg [standardized for 4% rosavin / 1% salidroside] L-Tyrosine (2-amino-3-(4-hydroxyphenl)propionic acid) 200mg Chromium Picolinate 100mg Cayenne pepper extract (fruit) (capsicum minimum) 30mg Other ingredients: Microcrystalline cellulose, glycerin, modified cellulose gum, carrageenan, silicon dioxide, magnesium stearate, color.
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Aug 22, 2016 19:57
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Beast is so far gone that he's not even funny while being insane. i hope he gets the help he needs
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Aug 22, 2016 19:59
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the funniest part is it isnt even close to the record if he does that
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Aug 22, 2016 20:00
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He does know about the 45 day record or whatever, he talked about it in one of the vlogs, I don't know if he intends to try to beat it, or is going to find some excuse to say that doesn't count and do it in 60 days or whatever.
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Aug 22, 2016 20:01
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drat rip, he died
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Keg posted:I like mentally broken LA Beast a lot. he's acting like my best friend before he attempted suicide, it's uncomfortable
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