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Sagebrush posted:i...don't understand this sex act that's actually called the "taint", op
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THC posted:that's actually called the "taint", op taint part of your rear end or your balls!
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Aug 22, 2016 21:17
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Canada calls the taint your "chode." What a hosed up, backwards country.
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Aug 22, 2016 21:17
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Chodes are dongs that are thicker than they are long. Think short stack of pancakes. I have a chode and I love it. Pissing is like dumping out a bucket, high volume low pressure.
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Aug 22, 2016 21:19
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Smythe posted:Chodes are dongs that are thicker than they are long. Think short stack of pancakes. I have a chode and I love it. Pissing is like dumping out a bucket, high volume low pressure. i want to make a uhf joke here but really shouldnt
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Aug 22, 2016 21:21
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My chode looks like a frisbee when soft and a chicken pot pie when hard. coincidentally it also smells like a chicken pot pie, probably because ive been loving them daily since i was a teen.
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Citizen Tayne posted:Canada calls the taint your "chode." What a hosed up, backwards country. according to urban dictionary, there is a raging controversy about whether a chode is a short, fat dick or the area between your balls and butthole. it's obviously the latter because "taint" is a word that already has a meaning and it's stupid to use for a part of the anatomy.
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Aug 22, 2016 21:25
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i first learned the word when i was about 13 and a boy one year older than me, who was taking sex ed in 9th grade, told me that the teacher asked them to guess what "the most erotic part of a woman's body" is, and he guessed "the chode." "and, like, he said no, it was the fingertips, but i think the chode is second, you know"
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Aug 22, 2016 21:28
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i don't think that teacher was qualified to teach sex ed.
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Aug 22, 2016 21:29
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Canadian women have chodes? hosed up.
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Aug 22, 2016 21:29
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Citizen Tayne posted:Canadian women have chodes? hosed up.
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Canadians have big hats (toques/?) Big coats (parka) big country (many miles) and big babes with big wide boobs and big wide chodes. and i lvoe them for it. Bravo to our friendly neighbors to the north!!
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Aug 22, 2016 21:35
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Citizen Tayne posted:Canadian women have chodes? hosed up. really brings a new understanding to all those guys you know who have a girlfriend who lives in canada, eh?
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Aug 22, 2016 21:37
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lol
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Aug 22, 2016 21:39
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this is the best this thread has been in forever
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Aug 22, 2016 21:41
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Smythe posted:lol
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Aug 22, 2016 21:41
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Smythe posted:Chodes are dongs that are thicker than they are long. Think short stack of pancakes. I have a chode and I love it. Pissing is like dumping out a bucket, high volume low pressure. allo me
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Aug 22, 2016 21:44
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what is the opposite of a chode
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Sagebrush posted:what is the opposite of a chode A big meaty donger
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couple problems: [*] apple keyboard and mice area all wireless by default. if they don't release the Bluetooth headphones in-box, that's pretty stingey. [*] if they'd released it with a super-thin redesign, it would be more justifiable. they could say "we couldn't fit the headphone jack". but this is the same model from last year so that narrative isn't possible. [*] steve jobs is gone and he's the one that could have explained this better in a keynote. tim will probably gloss over it. steve would be all like "only 5% of people use an after-market headphone. why would we keep something like that around for only 5% of people? when we killed the floppy drive, way more people were still using that. this is the oldest piece of legacy hardware in the phone. and we license Lightning to anyone that wants to use it." etc
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apple doesn't include the pencil or a keyboard with the ipad pro cause they aren't necessary just like wireless headphones aren't necessary, they're just nice to have. i dont think apple needs to justify it at all, beyond providing the superior solution
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apple doesn't include the pencil or a keyboard with the ipad pro because they're directly copying the surface product model and want to drive accessory sales
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Aug 22, 2016 22:38
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iPad Pro running OS X would be vaguely useful
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Sagebrush posted:according to urban dictionary, there is a raging controversy about whether a chode is a short, fat dick or the area between your balls and butthole. nah its definitely the former if youre worried about confusion with "taint" then you can always use "grundle" for the between-the-legs dmz
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Aug 22, 2016 23:07
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the tragic macpad can accurately be described as "a robot's grundle" that you tickle to make your computer work
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Dongles or not, I'm just happy the 7 Plus will have 3G of RAM (2G for the regular 7). I'm sick of my 6 always having to reload tabs in Safari and having background apps quit because 1G RAM is just not enough.
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trilljester posted:Dongles or not, I'm just happy the 7 Plus will have 3G of RAM (2G for the regular 7). I'm sick of my 6 always having to reload tabs in Safari and having background apps quit because 1G RAM is just not enough. Apps or tabs are never out of memory when I want to access them on my Nexus 6P. Consider upgrading to the best mobile handset on the market.
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Smythe posted:Apps or tabs are never out of memory when I want to access them on my Nexus 6P. Consider upgrading to the best mobile handset on the market. I'm planning on doing that on September 23rd when Tim releases his latest masterpiece.
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Aug 23, 2016 00:36
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mods pls change thread title  
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Aug 23, 2016 00:37
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trilljester posted:I'm planning on doing that on September 23rd when Tim releases his latest masterpiece. The next iPhone will ship with iOS, which is bad software and therefor disqualifies it from the prestigious title of Best Mobile Handset. Sorry.
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Aug 23, 2016 00:43
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oh god i just found out the newest ipad and the ipad maxi both have camera bumps lol forever
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Stymie posted:oh god i just found out the newest ipad and the ipad maxi both have camera bumps I hold in my hand a nexus 5x or some poo poo and even it has a camera bump get with the times grandpa
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Aug 23, 2016 00:47
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the Sony Xperia Z3 has no camera bump. it's flush with the bottom of the phone. in fact, the whole bottom of the phone is just one flat surface with no weird curvature or random bumps. it's very good.
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Aug 23, 2016 00:54
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the ipad pro huge does not have a camera bump. that is reserved for the ipad pro medium
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Sagebrush posted:the Sony Xperia Z3 has no camera bump. it's flush with the bottom of the phone. in fact, the whole bottom of the phone is just one flat surface with no weird curvature or random bumps. it's very good. sounds like an iphone 5se, the greatest phone of them all
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:sounds like an iphone 5se, the greatest phone of them all The iPhone 5SE ships with iOS, which is bad software and disqualifies it from being considered "good". It's actually pretty deep into the BAD category considering it's: 1) Too small 2) Ships with bad software 3) Natively tethered to the worst cloud platform Taken all together and examined with Logic and Reason, it turns out the iPhone 5SE is Dog poo poo Garbage
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:sounds like an iphone 5se, the greatest phone of them all design-wise, the Sony Xperia Z3 is highly similar to the iPhone 4 (the only good iphone) but bigger.
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:sounds like an iphone 5se, the greatest phone of them all i hope the iphone 5 form factor never dies it's so much lighter and easier to hold than an iphone 6
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