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Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Goddamn he wants to learn how to play drums because he thinks he's good at air drums wtf

SmokaDustbowl posted:

he's acting like my best friend before he attempted suicide, it's uncomfortable

Dang

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Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Weed helps with my social anxiety

*smokes 24/7 and stays in his house alone all day long yelling at small cameras*

# ? Aug 22, 2016 20:10

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Haaa he's started blocking people

# ? Aug 22, 2016 20:12

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

laying some sick truths about the www and not being able to cyber in tyool 2016

# ? Aug 22, 2016 20:18

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

steinrokkan posted:

laying some sick truths about the www and not being able to cyber in tyool 2016

And masturbation tips & tricks

# ? Aug 22, 2016 20:21

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Windfall posted:

Here:

http://goontu.be/

It's the starting point for a surprising amount of internet culture and "discovered" youtubes, considering the place only has like 10 people at a time.

The rules are simple: You make other people in the chatroom watch poo poo. Whatever you can find from any video site.

You queue it up and it plays in like 30mins or however long the queue is. Sometimes people put together a big block of videos that follows a theme. Sometimes there's "arena": Contests for queuing up videos that follow a theme (often resulting in videos that have like 12 views being worthy and getting discovered). Sometimes full length movies play.

The place is pretty rich with history but I'll summarize. The Olsen twins were regulars on goontube for a while, along with Larry the Cable Guy. Most 9/11 conspiracy theories (especially the common one that alleges that it was an extremely unlucky accident) began on goontube.

SomethingAwful has had a TV channel website for years but the format keeps getting more modern and cutting edge; this week they're working really hard on github to push out a new version. I really think this sort of format is the future of youtube. It provides not only content to watch but also reactions and a live discussion to go with it that's just as classy if not moreso than youtube comments.

gently caress you, antinerds, this is cool. Thanks.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 20:29

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

someone earlier in the thread pointed out that Beast is at the age where people start to show signs of schizophrenia and that weed accelerates its progression. i'm honestly scared about him. it was fun to watch him do food challenges because it looked like he genuinely enjoyed doing them as a form of entertainment, but now he's lashing out hardcore

# ? Aug 22, 2016 20:52

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

yikes

# ? Aug 22, 2016 20:55

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Yeah, anyone questioning his sanity should just watch the last q&a which is now up. It's an hour and forty minutes of him being an off the rails dickhead psycho.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 21:00

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upqbsTlsOlY&t=2455s

# ? Aug 22, 2016 21:15

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

OctoberBlues posted:

Yeah, anyone questioning his sanity should just watch the last q&a which is now up. It's an hour and forty minutes of him being an off the rails dickhead psycho.

dude it's what we on SA call "trolling"

# ? Aug 22, 2016 21:29

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

OctoberBlues posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upqbsTlsOlY&t=2455s

Hahahahha

# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:06

Minimalist Program: Aug 14, 2010

women are nuts... theyre loving crazy... now im going to drink mountain dew til I puke and then eat the puke and then run through my apartment door.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:12

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Minimalist Program posted:

women are nuts... theyre loving crazy... now im going to drink mountain dew til I puke and then eat the puke and then run through my apartment door.

have a good day!!!!!

# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:13

Minimalist Program: Aug 14, 2010

youll youll youll youll everybody will know when I haev, uh, when I have... my wife.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:13

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

I liked the subtle implication that it was his mother/female relatives who are the cause for his hosed up opinions about ~~crazy bitches~~ women, it kinda explains a lot about him

# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:14

Minimalist Program: Aug 14, 2010

I used to think the LA beast was something to aspire to... the perfect man, even... he could eat anything.... but now, after I find out that he is essentially a fedora wearing red pill no friends friend zoned beta male... I just don't even know anymore...

# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:16

Keg: Sep 22, 2014

Minimalist Program posted:

youll youll youll youll everybody will know when I haev, uh, when I have... my wife.

Haha *Borat voice* MY WIFE!!!

# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:26

Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

I dont see how a guy who started on a p decent football team every year doesn't know how to get pussy.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:26

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Here's the other takeaway from today's show. (I feel dumb even watching all this poo poo, but I need something on in the background while I'm "working" during the day)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upqbsTlsOlY&t=347s

# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:28

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

An internet celebrity is going the way of a every day celebrity.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:34

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

This is a person thousands of people care about

# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:37

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

His parents back in Jersey are pretty much loaded and probably finance his entire existence in California.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:43

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

SmokaDustbowl posted:

he's acting like my best friend before he attempted suicide, it's uncomfortable

dont worry if the beast sets his mind to it it wont just be an attempt

# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:56

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Can you kill yourself with chili? Like your system shuts down? Always wondered.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 22:59

Minimalist Program: Aug 14, 2010

Keg posted:

Haha *Borat voice* MY WIFE!!!

haha could you imagine if he did the voice.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 23:00

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

mike12345 posted:

Can you kill yourself with chili? Like your system shuts down? Always wondered.

capsaicin wont harm you physically, as in burning some tissue, but it can trick your nervous system into thinking you are about to die, which will get you into shock, possibly killing you if untreated

# ? Aug 22, 2016 23:04

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Chromatic posted:

His parents back in Jersey are pretty much loaded and probably finance his entire existence in California.

then i hope that they finance some professional psychological and psychiatric help for him, because he needs it

# ? Aug 22, 2016 23:19

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Frosted Flake posted:

I dont see how a guy who started on a p decent football team every year doesn't know how to get pussy.

Women of good judgment and character tend to value what's inside a man and even clueless hoes prefer that it not come out in heaving splashes

# ? Aug 22, 2016 23:19

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

remember when he ate a cactus

# ? Aug 22, 2016 23:22

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

i can't even joke about or make fun of LA Beast. right now he's like a car on fire, and at any moment the flames will hit the gas tank

# ? Aug 22, 2016 23:22

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Chinatown posted:

remember when he ate a cactus

He's done that several times.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 23:22

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

OctoberBlues posted:

He's done that several times.

i should go back and watch some of his videos.

the sugarfree haribo gummy bear one was pretty funny

# ? Aug 22, 2016 23:24

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Chinatown posted:

remember when he ate a cactus

Remember when he shat a cactus after eating a cactus

# ? Aug 22, 2016 23:32

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

whoflungpoop posted:

Women of good judgment and character tend to value what's inside a man and even clueless hoes prefer that it not come out in heaving splashes

I prefer to disagree

# ? Aug 22, 2016 23:35

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

The LA Beast ate five hundred pounds of sugar free Harambe.

# ? Aug 23, 2016 00:27

down n out: Sep 16, 2008; Nap Ghost

For someone named "LA Beast" he sure is a noob at monetizing fetish poo poo. That guy who asked for a private video of you eating 20 burgers and shaking your distended gut on camera? $500

Personalized "Have a Good Day" messages? $50

# ? Aug 23, 2016 01:42

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

update: Beast took down the video of his livestream from today

# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:57

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

That's probably for the best, he basically told large swaths of his subscribers to gently caress off and acted like a not sane person. I would think his family and friends from back home watch these videos, someone he trusts probably told him to loving scrub that poo poo.

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actionjackson: Jan 12, 2003

Chinatown posted:

remember when he ate a cactus

Also he tried to drink two bottles of Wasabi once

# ? Aug 23, 2016 06:34

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