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Okonner
Dec 11, 2008

by exmarx

gret posted:

Well good news for Trump in the 4-way, where he only trails by 8, 41-33.

If you read "good news" in like a Prof. Farnsworth voice, yeah.

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Darth Windu posted:

wwho the gently caress are you

shut up idiot

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I'm the poll that has a candidate for president from a major party at 33% with LV's

jesus

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

gret posted:

Well good news for Trump in the 4-way, where he only trails by 8, 41-33.

Wait, that wasn't already the 4-way? So 22% of LVs aren't going to vote. Wow.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Turnout is going to be low as gently caress

https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/768195770822582272

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
hes only getting started u see

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Okonner posted:

If you read "good news" in like a Prof. Farnsworth voice, yeah.

I do this 100% of the time, are there people who dont?

Swedgin
Aug 22, 2006

by exmarx
my biggest worry at this point is Conway/Bannon successfully muzzling Trump somehow and managing to corral him into a debate performance that exceeds the basement-level bar set for him, combined with, I guess, emails revealing that Clinton directly gave favors for money

all of which results in a close election that depresses turnout and leads to a narrow Trump victory

but no matter how hard I try I honestly can't see how Trump goes three debates, let alone thirteen weeks, without saying something absolutely insane. and honestly at this point I'm starting to feel like even if there was a Clinton email that says "thx for the $$$, I will now do things because you gave $$$, pls print" and enough people would still vote for her because at least she isn't Donald Trump

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Lastgirl posted:

hes only getting started u see

He hasn't EVEN gotten started.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
please, mister trump, stop not starting. we cant handle all the not even getting started yet.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
I do think if people are sufficiently hardened against Trump that we might get some Democrat-flavored Nothing Matters. It could even be happening right now!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

The funny thing about Clinton giving a speech excoriating the Alt-Right is that nobody but total loving lunatics who don't mind their face appearing next to quotes about defending child pornography will come to their defense, so whatever she says will become the truth.

Breitbart





MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb would NEVER EVER engage in quid pro quo with wealthy donors!

because they already agree on everything

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

god drat breitbart is trash

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Swedgin posted:

my biggest worry at this point is Conway/Bannon successfully muzzling Trump somehow and managing to corral him into a debate performance that exceeds the basement-level bar set for him, combined with, I guess, emails revealing that Clinton directly gave favors for money

Hmmm well see the problem with that is Clinton is one of the most gifted public servants in history, probably on paper the most qualified people that has ever ran for the office and has spent decades highly involved in public policy while Trump is a racist clown that can't even be bothered to understand his own policy positons when asked about them multiple times.

Clinton is going to crush him in the debates and I would not be surprised if he pulls out after a few days of disastrous debate prep.

Mrit
Sep 26, 2007

by exmarx
Grimey Drawer

Eonwe posted:

thats a poll, and as we've all established, polls are dumb trash for idiots, unless they reflect that trump is winning or at least tied, and then we'll talk about his comeback.

A major party candidate is polling at 33%. This is an amazing time to be alive.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Donald Trump's brain has no filter, I sincerely believe that half the outrageous poo poo he said were based on lovely republican people conferencing with him behind closed doors in private, like school gossip.

so I don't even know what the h*ck is going to happen at the debates with Clinton. She just needs to not word salad and stammer out I's a lot and she'll be fine for the most part and watch Trump bomb himself.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Eonwe posted:

god drat breitbart is trash

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



I've been teaching people how to make coffee all day, what the hell has Trump done today?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

TARDISman posted:

I've been teaching people how to make coffee all day, what the hell has Trump done today?

Exist

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Mrit posted:

A major party candidate is polling at 33%. This is an amazing time to be alive.

Too bad there isnt a charismatic third party candidate to rally around and capitalize on general voter disgust with Teump (and Clinton).

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/768192653926109184

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


Jorb redeemed

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Whats wrong with basketball?

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

Funny how no one actually wanted to vote for Jeb! in the primary.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I just want to say again that Brianna Keilar is amazing on CNN, and deserves Blitzer's show.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
many people are saying that Sad, Crooked, Short-Circuiting Hillary is needing to spend millions and millions of dollars, many millions, to remind her people, who are very lazy people, to vote. that is something that i will never, never have to do. i am spending zero dollars, because i know that you all will vote, even though there will probably be something going on that you need to watch for.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Nichael posted:

I just want to say again that Brianna Keilar is amazing on CNN, and deserves Blitzer's show.

who is she talking to this time

Crows Turn Off
Jan 7, 2008


Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

Don't forget that he's already admitting that he's going to lose. Don't bother turning up folks!

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

Uncle Wemus posted:

Whats wrong with basketball?

It's dominated by thugs black people.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

sarmhan posted:

Funny how no one actually wanted to vote for Jeb! in the primary.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
How does every post on the_donald have 2k upvotes?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Despera posted:

How does every post on the_donald have 2k upvotes?

I think they do that reddit formatting trick that makes down voting literally impossible

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Despera posted:

How does every post on the_donald have 2k upvotes?

Vote gaming. The moderators will sticky specific posts to be upvoted to the front page to piss everyone else off.

They basically turned shitposting into a team activity.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."



*rushes into thread to be the first one to post this, out of breath* They named the second Trump pivot the Trump 360.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

you could have had that man as your nominee, gop.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

MadJackal posted:

Vote gaming. The moderators will sticky specific posts to be upvoted to the front page to piss everyone else off.

They basically turned shitposting into a team activity.

I wish I was good enough at shitposting to get on a team

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Lastgirl posted:

just watch john oliver instead friend

the british accent helps and conservatives break into tears over it the most

John Oliver's on a month break. How could he DO this to me?

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

MadJackal posted:

Vote gaming. The moderators will sticky specific posts to be upvoted to the front page to piss everyone else off.

They basically turned shitposting into a team activity.

the sweatshop shitposting model

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