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only eat pizza rolls to avoid social faux pas imo
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 02:57 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 06:31 |
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Vey Naise Guys My Beetches
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 03:07 |
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King Vidiot posted:No but seriously, how the gently caress are we supposed to pronounce things then? What should someone who's not Mexican say when they say taco? TACK-oh? Tuh-KOH? "TAH-co" is how it's pronounced, they pronounce it in every single Taco Bell commercial that way. It's the name of one of the whitest franchises in the US. And I pronounce a quesadilla "keh-sah-deejah" because that's how it's loving pronounced. No, you're totally missing the point. Here, watch this educational video and see if you can't work out what we're trying to get across: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWMp_z7Jnxw
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 03:35 |
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I have intentionally mispronounced things for so long that I have to remember to pronounce them correctly. Kwez-uh-dilluh. Tor-tilluh. And the ever-popular fuh-jie-tuh.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 03:41 |
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what if the dogs had a fedora on? what if the dogs had a fedora on? what if the dogs had a fedora on? what if the dogs had a fedora on? what if the dogs had a fedora on? what if the dogs had a fedora on? what if the dogs had a fedora on? what if the dogs had a fedora on? what if the dogs had a fedora on? what if the dogs had a fedora on? what if the dogs had a fedora on? what if the dogs had a fedora on? what if the dogs had a fedora on? what if the dogs had a fedora on? what if the dogs had a fedora on? what if the dogs had a fedora on? what if the dogs had a fedora on? what if the dogs had a fedora on? what if the dogs had a fedora on? what if the dogs had a fedora on? what if the dogs had a fedora on?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 03:42 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I have intentionally mispronounced things for so long that I have to remember to pronounce them correctly. Kwez-uh-dilluh. Tor-tilluh. And the ever-popular fuh-jie-tuh. My friend loves saying the J in jalapeņos loudly anywhere we go, he makes a point of doing it in large crowds with a straight face. Ja-la-pen-oss.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 04:34 |
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fappenmeister posted:My friend loves saying the J in jalapeños loudly anywhere we go, he makes a point of doing it in large crowds with a straight face. Ja-la-pen-oss. If he isn't pronouncing it as either hello-penis or jello-penis than he needs to step up his intentional mispronunciation game.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 04:47 |
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fappenmeister posted:My friend loves saying the J in jalapeņos loudly anywhere we go, he makes a point of doing it in large crowds with a straight face. Ja-la-pen-oss. I pretty much only do it amongst friends and family - I am generally pretty well-behaved in public.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 04:48 |
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lol @ anyone so ignorant of female anatomy they think the clit is touching the saddle the clit's out front, my friends, not between the booty cheeks, do you think biker ladies are secretly masturbating or have you just never seen the perineum of a vagina-haver with the lights on (ps if the clit were in a position to contact the saddle women would ACTIVELY HATE riding horses... I've gone horseback riding exactly twice in my life and hated both times because if any part of your nethers is pressed against the saddle it's like getting beaten with a two-by-four until your butt knuckles rupture. If your crotch is nestling the pommel you're basically riding the handlebars of the bike, you'll look like a loving idiot and your joints are going to last twenty-two seconds AND the horse will be angry that you're so stupid and probably throw you off. Girls like horses because they are enormous powerful animals that can be trained to submit to their direction and control, and because Lisa Frank.)
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:08 |
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Bored posted:
While he was talking I did that thing where you unconsciously pull your head back and make a face like you just got some soap in your mouth. As soon as he finished, my response was "Go away or I'll pepper spray you." King Vidiot posted:No but seriously, how the gently caress are we supposed to pronounce things then? What should someone who's not Mexican say when they say taco? TACK-oh? Tuh-KOH? "TAH-co" is how it's pronounced, they pronounce it in every single Taco Bell commercial that way. It's the name of one of the whitest franchises in the US. And I pronounce a quesadilla "keh-sah-deejah" because that's how it's loving pronounced. TAH-co is perfect. But when someone forces the t-sound until its somewhere between a "th" and "d" sound, it's just embarrassing for all involved. Do you pronounce "croissant" the way its spelled in English or would you unironically say "This morning I had a sausage and egg kweh-sooone at McDonalds before work."? If so, then crescent roll is probably the way to go.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:10 |
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Horses are social animals, like dogs. They are fun to ride and they communicate well with people. They're not scary if you're used to them. Good animals.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:11 |
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I'm waiting on them to finally get rid of the idiot stigma from eating horses and open up horse slaughterhouses so i can have some horse steaks
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:15 |
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There are so many cool and cute animals in the world that I just don't have time for the big goofy one that pretty much can't survive without being swaddled in bubblewrap and would need me to clean clots out of its penis on the reg. Plus apparently they can't even work the clit but still expect tens of thousands of dollars of upkeep.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:18 |
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PallasAthene posted:While he was talking I did that thing where you unconsciously pull your head back and make a face like you just got some soap in your mouth. As soon as he finished, my response was "Go away or I'll pepper spray you." I took way too many years of French to screw up croissant without putting actual effort into it. When I actually accidentally mispronounce Spanish and Italian words it's because I'm trying to apply French pronunciation to them and it doesn't match up.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:20 |
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i feel like there's a difference between just pronouncing a spanish word correctly and talking like michael scott's impersonation of a mexican and you guys are talking past each other a bit
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:21 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I took way too many years of French to screw up croissant without putting actual effort into it. When I actually accidentally mispronounce Spanish and Italian words it's because I'm trying to apply French pronunciation to them and it doesn't match up. I'm not sure if that "kweh-soone" even approximates the correct way to say it, but I've heard people drop that into conversation while trying to put on airs. It's even funnier if it doesn't even sound close.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:23 |
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Moridin920 posted:i feel like there's a difference between just pronouncing a spanish word correctly and talking like michael scott's impersonation of a mexican and you guys are talking past each other a bit I'm a little distracted by dogs. I think there's more of them now. PallasAthene posted:I'm not sure if that "kweh-soone" even approximates the correct way to say it, but I've heard people drop that into conversation while trying to put on airs. It's even funnier if it doesn't even sound close. I can picture what you are describing. The actual pronunciation just has some sounds which are not a normal part of English, so those people trying to sound urbane without knowing how to form the sounds required end up mangling it like a toddler. CaptainSarcastic fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Aug 24, 2016 |
# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:23 |
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I'm allergic to horses therefore kill all horses
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:25 |
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christopher reeve liked horses n now hes fuckin dead
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 06:35 |
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horses killed superman. they are the ultimate villain.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 07:30 |
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they didnt kill him just his career
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 07:34 |
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by paralyzing him horribly for the rest of his life
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 07:34 |
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they took him out real slow and without dignity. loving horses.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 07:37 |
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Goodbye Horses, and nice guys asking "would you gently caress me? I'd gently caress me" to their own reflections like Buffalo Bill, but loving cockrat bitches won't.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 07:54 |
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Moridin920 posted:I think that poo poo is no more or less common than it always has been, you just hear about it easily now bc the internet and modern technology. Bondage before Marquis de Sade: Man: "I wanna tie you up and gently caress you." Woman: "Okay I'm basically property and you seem cool with that so go right ahead." Bondage after Marquis de Sade: Man: "Verily, in order to connect with our basic human drives and emotions I shall tie you up and gently caress you so that we may connect on a primal level, reaching ever greater levels of mutual understanding and spiritual enlightenment." Woman: "Okay I'm basically property and you seem cool with that so go right ahead."
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 07:58 |
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Moridin920 posted:i feel like there's a difference between just pronouncing a spanish word correctly and talking like michael scott's impersonation of a mexican and you guys are talking past each other a bit This is what we've been trying to get across. It's not about pronouncing a word right, it's going out of your way to show that you're pronouncing it right and looking like a loving tool in the process. I'll post this Saturday Night Live sketch again for those who still have problems understanding what PallasAthene et al were talking about : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWMp_z7Jnxw
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 07:58 |
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bitches have overran gbs feels like I'm going to have epilepsy
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 08:05 |
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elise the great posted:lol @ anyone so ignorant of female anatomy they think the clit is touching the saddle
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 10:32 |
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elise the great posted:lol @ anyone so ignorant of female anatomy they think the clit is touching the saddle and now we know why men think dicking is enough.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 11:18 |
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Only the ignorant ones. Which may make up a large sample of men but I wouldn't know.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 11:23 |
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elise the great posted:lol @ anyone so ignorant of female anatomy they think the clit is touching the saddle A car with worn shocks going down a dirt road
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 14:18 |
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ElGroucho posted:Being hispanic is a real motherfucker. I meet people all the time that think we're going to be best friends because we are both chicanos that speak spanish. "Hola." "Did we just become best amigos?"
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 14:29 |
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PallasAthene posted:While he was talking I did that thing where you unconsciously pull your head back and make a face like you just got some soap in your mouth. As soon as he finished, my response was "Go away or I'll pepper spray you." Yep. Pretty sure soap in the mouth is a perfect description of the face I was making as I read that.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:00 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:I'll post this Saturday Night Live sketch again for those who still have problems understanding what PallasAthene et al were talking about : That video's not available in the land of Tehaco Belllllllll.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:51 |
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this horde of bitches doesn't deserve a nice background like GBS
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:59 |
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 17:04 |
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elise the great posted:lol @ anyone so ignorant of female anatomy they think the clit is touching the saddle girls like horses because they have big dicks and they want to gently caress them
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 18:26 |
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it's Mr Hands not Mrs Hands
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 18:30 |
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Semi-related to fitness as a cure for Nice Guys: Nice Guys who manage to avoid becoming weird PUA's or MGTOW but manage to get in shape and join a frat/make a team seem to really double down on racking up as high a number as possible. I dunno if it's making up for lost time or new confidence but it's pretty funny to watch. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 18:50 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 06:31 |
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they're still insecure and realise that finally accomplishing this goal of getting some pussy was actually shallow so they devote themselves to loving as many people as possible in vain attempt to find the meaning they assigned to it
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 18:54 |