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Flesh Forge posted:why on earth would they cut this from the film, it's bad rear end I enjoyed the film for the tonally weird and inconsistent but well meaning mess it was, and think it would have fit just fine. Maybe it was the MPAA? Those methusalan fucks probably demanded it go.
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That's probably it. Can't show jizz even if it is moving at 500 m/s. I wonder where it landed.
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Germstore posted:That's probably it. Can't show jizz even if it is moving at 500 m/s. I wonder where it landed. It didn't. But it did take out a russian spy satellite. 
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weird, I've only seen hancock once on TV, like tbs or something, and I absolutely remember that "blow a load through the roof of the airstream" scene, I know sometimes they insert deleted scenes back into movies when they run them on TV but that seems like a weird choice Young Freud posted:I want to say the turning point was IIRC Terry Von Felladay's otherwise excellent reexamination of the first three Transformers movies this sounds interesting, no luck finding it though. anyone have a link, or remember anything else about it?
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Germstore posted:That's probably it. Can't show jizz even if it is moving at 500 m/s. I wonder where it landed. They've shown jizz dangling from Ben Stiller's earlobe and then Cameron Diaz put it in her hair. They could probably show it flying off at relativistic speeds.
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Yeah, I totally remember Hancock jizzing through the roof at some point. I may have waited for DVD, but I don't remember. I go to tons of matinees. Could have been regional edits, maybe.
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Maybe it was like clue but instead of the ending it was jizz shotgun.
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Gatekeeper posted:this sounds interesting, no luck finding it though. anyone have a link, or remember anything else about it? It's been archived at this point, but Terry Van Feleday (I got the name sort of wrong) spun it off into a separate PDF since it got some attention outside of the thread. You can find a copy on Google Docs, Scribd and PDF Archive. I think only the thread where he/she continued it is still available and it's just largely the last act of TF3, but I believe that's also covered in the the PDF. I don't think Feleday got around to reviewing the fourth film, although the fifth film looks like it should probably bring Feleday back to review both of them. Edit: I did not know that thread was still active. Young Freud fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Aug 23, 2016 |
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JediTalentAgent posted:Lois Lane and the Daily Planet should both be horrible and controversial sensationalists. The closest anyone at the Planet ever got to a Pulitzer Prize is when someone snuck into a party being held in the honor of the late Roger Ebert and took a photo of themselves with his award.
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Mr. Miracle was filming and is obviously the biggest kuck in the whole DC universe.
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lol literally right now in the CD Star Wars thread there is at least one person unironically defending the Emperor's actions as moral.
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Lodin posted:Then they get closed down after Captain Boomerang wins his lawsuit over the sex-tape he did with Barda. Obviously funded by Lex Luthor. You obviously mean Superman under mind control (that he would normally be immune to)  Also, we get this scene, where Darkseid shows Mr. Miracle and Oberon a previously-made porn tape with Big Barda.  This is how Darkseid should be introduced to the DCEU: in Bruce Wayne's manor, drinking his brandy and watching porn on the Batcomputer.
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The comic "The Pro" by Garth Ennis also did the Superman in that run blowing a load and clipping a planes wing.
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Now I'm at the part where Zod's ship appears. This is where things start getting super unintelligible. Now I realize one huge reason for why this film is so lovely. Between spending 20 minutes on Krypton and another 80 on pure mindless action, Man of Steel only spends about 45 minutes developing Superman's character. And it does so in the most dreary, molasses-like, unsympathetic way possible. And we ended up not knowing anything about Clark: his personality, his goals, his values, if he would make a good friend or not. We know that he likes his mom, he sometimes wants to save people (if he happens to be somewhere at the moment), and most importantly he wants to hide from the government. Zod broadcasts a message looking for Superman. To show how mature the story is, the movie shows the media debating about him. Here's another flashback. Little Clark is reading Plato, which must mean he's an intelligent and thoughtful person. Too bad his grown up self never displays such trait in the film. He's getting bullied by a bunch of stereotypical teen jerks, but he refuses to fight back or even assert himself. Like adult Superman, he's only capable of reacting. Conflicted, Clark goes visit a church. We get this money shot. He then goes to the military and threatens them if they don't set Lois free. Once surrendered, he continues to act snarky. Faora is pretty hot. Too bad she couldn't have played Wonder Woman instead. She asks for Lois Lane; I doubt it will ever be explained why. Clark faints in the Kryptonian shift. Now is the time for an infodump flashback from General Zod. Yay!
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:lol literally right now in the CD Star Wars thread there is at least one person unironically defending the Emperor's actions as moral. For a forum of supposed "leftists" (who only jack-off to half-remembered Zizek) I'm always surprised at how much love there is for films made by a Randroid and poo poo like this.
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i think my favorite part of mos was how superman only revealed himself to the world when zod outed him. then his first public act was saving the world which was only in danger because he was present. the whole thing was entirely his fault. well, maybe part of it was his dad's fault because he sent along the genetic database that superman never had any use for. i'm not really clear on why jor el swiped that, since it was only necessary for growing babies in a tank which he didn't approve of to begin with.
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She should probably get to play a superheroine of some sort, she was cool
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 500 innocent civilians killed in Kryptonian terrorist rampage, dying victim's final words: "Worth it."
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I wanna believe that Col. Detective Stabler is banging that in the Phantom Zone.
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Aug 24, 2016 18:53
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 What the gently caress, how is she not Wonder Woman?
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Cause she's fuckin haggardly
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She kinda looks like my mom actually wow now I'm weirded out
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naem posted:She kinda looks like my mom actually wow now I'm weirded out Is your mom single?
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naem posted:She kinda looks like my mom actually wow now I'm weirded out Boy, I wish my mom looked like that! I think?
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ElGroucho posted:Boy, I wish my mom looked like that! I think? Quiet, I'm trying to have ask my future son-in-law a question.
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Aug 24, 2016 22:16
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I mean my mom like 30 year ago. She hardly even wear space armor these days
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If your mom can lift me fully off the ground with one hand I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have to fight Germstore to be your dad.
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:Cause she's fuckin haggardly lol at this opinion
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:Cause she's fuckin haggardly goons goons never change
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I don't know if you guys know this, but Dr. Tim Whatley is a oval office
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There's something kind of telling about the fact that this thread is still around but the Suicide Squad one is nowhere to be seen, but I'm not sure what it is.
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rodbeard posted:Badman versus subparman dawn of just rear end. I want to hug you
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Now I'm up to where Zod says he has to terraform Earth. Like usual Superman responds with anger and confusion. He doesn't try to negotiate with Zod. Why is Lois on the ship? Why does she have Supeman's key? Why does the ship accept the key? Kal-el's ghost says he can teach Lois how to send the Kryptonians back to the phantom zone. How convenient. Too bad this isn't used because all the Kryptonians die instead. Jor-el says "You can save all of them." This does not happen. Superman needs to save Lois from her escape pod. Why the gently caress did Jor-el put her on it to begin with? Clark and Lois have no chemistry. Now the fun really begins. Superman wrecks his hometown even though there's plenty of open space around it. Even DBZ characters know to stage their fights in the middle of nowhere. Superman is very angry the aliens have threatened his mother. But this has almost no impact because he is always very angry. Zod is overwhelmed by his new sense on Earth. How he got them after five minutes, I don't know. It doesn't end up a factor in the rest of the movie. Superman is very smug at his plight. The people of Smallville are distressed about what's going on. Very understandable. Superman grimaces and does nothing to comfort them. Superman can't stop crashing into buildings. There's still another 50 minutes of this poo poo.
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GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:If your mom can lift me fully off the ground with one hand I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have to fight Germstore to be your dad. I'd prefer she lifted me off the ground with no hands.
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Nirvikalpa posted:Now I'm up to where Zod says he has to terraform Earth. Like usual Superman responds with anger and confusion. He doesn't try to negotiate with Zod.
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Zod is terraforming Earth because it's strangely easier than being uncomfortable for six months.
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ConstantDelays posted:How loving long have you been watching this movie? I thought it only felt like it was a week long. I've been watching only a couple of minutes every day. This movie is way too much to watch at once.
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Nirvikalpa posted:Now I'm up to where Zod says he has to terraform Earth. Like usual Superman responds with anger and confusion. He doesn't try to negotiate with Zod. Was there a reason Zod had to pick Earth to terraform? If he had gone and terraformed Mars to make it the new Krypton, no one would have given a poo poo. I'm also reminded of the fact that later on, Lois has one of the worst exposition lines ever "Terraforming? What's that?"
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Germstore posted:Zod is terraforming Earth because it's strangely easier than being uncomfortable for six months. Then at the end of those six months having god-like powers.
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