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One time I was in a lunch line behind a woman with tight jeans showing off her rear end... and a face veil. I don't really understand religion.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 14:01 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 05:41 |
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Madam your denim is too revealing
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 14:11 |
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Religious people just do whatever they want and then justify it after the fact, exactly like everyone else on Earth. Religion makes a lot more sense once you realize most religious people know very little about any religion, even their own, and care less about following it to the letter than they do about the sense of community and the sense of righteousness it adds to whatever they'd otherwise be doing anyway. Same with the reactionaries: they don't want immigrants and they justify this to themselves by claiming they have to legislate Islamic clothing away to protect women's freedoms, even though in the West, it is only the reactionaries who are trying to use the force of law to dictate what a woman can and cannot wear. Talk about jamming a square peg in a round hole...
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 14:11 |
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The Dark One posted:I propose that we replace all cancon with this bot: http://www.canlitgenerator.com/ "A woman and her dog join the Social Credit Party, appearing on Breakfast Television, after spending the first scene staring moodily out the kitchen window." This is exactly what I was missing in my life. Thank you.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 14:18 |
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mojo1701a posted:"A woman and her dog join the Social Credit Party, appearing on Breakfast Television, after spending the first scene staring moodily out the kitchen window." It's great right? I love it.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 14:25 |
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Nine of Eight posted:For those of you who aren't up to speed on Quebec politics, the CAQ are a right wing party formed from the turd smelling ashes of the ADQ, a right wing party well known for their leader flip flopping between so often that Prime Minister Charest was banned from uttering at least fifty different adjectives for "windmill" while speaking about Mario Dumont, their ex-leader turned radio host. Their most notable achievements include kicking off the original shitstorm about unreasonable accomodations (e.g. Flipping out because Muslims asked if they could bring halal food to be served at a sugar shack and other such moronities) and kicking out the PQ as official opposition only to accomplish gently caress-all. Or, in other words CanLit Generator posted:A troupe of French-Canadian clowns age gracelessly and plan a divorce.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 14:29 |
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quote:Three undergraduates from diverse backgrounds survive a historical tragedy on a lovely Greyhound bus only to be forced into a life-and-death struggle with a whale. ...this one has some promise. flakeloaf posted:Or, in other words
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 14:30 |
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quote:A troupe of French-Canadian clowns struggle with what it means to be both Canadian and Other to learn the darkest secrets of their family. Manitoba was on the front page of CNN yesterday for all the wrong reasons. http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/23/world/canada-indigenous-sex-trafficking/index.html quote:"I used to blame myself for everything. But, like I, I would say I let them do that to me. I am dirty. It's my fault," says Chopek through tears.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 14:36 |
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quote:Canada's indigenous population is very small -- just 4% of the population -- yet more than 50% of all sex trafficking victims in Canada are indigenous. loving awful
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 15:07 |
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I have no problems with people having sex for money but people forcing others to have sex for money is probably one of the lowest things a human being can do. That entire article is loving disgusting except for the fact that for once it appears that the government isn't just making the situation worse by piling a layer of prostitution charges on top of this horrifying situation.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 15:09 |
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Heavy neutrino posted:I honestly don't understand the attitude towards the burkini from both sides. What I don't understand is why the country that has by far exported the highest number of misplaced testicles I've been forced to witness on beaches in Florida and the Caribbean have appointed themselves the arbiters of what kind of swimwear is most appropriate. There is most definitely a swimwear crisis going on in France, but it involves hairy humpty dumpty shaped men with half a wedgie and a single ball hanging out rather than islamic women.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 15:17 |
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The Dark One posted:I propose that we replace all cancon with this bot: http://www.canlitgenerator.com/ quote:A team of Waterloo web developers lay an egg to survive the harsh winter and their failing marriage. I'm enjoying this far too much
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 15:26 |
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never happy posted:loving awful They're half of the foster care system too.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 15:28 |
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Not that I am directly equating foster care with residential schools, but FNMI kids have been institutionalised for over a century in this country.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 15:52 |
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I know the best CanLit generator results should be the ones that sound hilariously close to the truth but I just love the incoherent ones the best. I forget the exact quotes but they were something like:quote:A fur trapper escapes the Draft in 1897 because it's 2016. quote:A group of writers have to leave Frobisher Bay during the Great Fire of Toronto to help take care of their family during the harsh winter.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:26 |
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Weird memes coming out of Unifor 2016 conference.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:34 |
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Lobok posted:I know the best CanLit generator results should be the ones that sound hilariously close to the truth but I just love the incoherent ones the best. I forget the exact quotes but they were something like: quote:A 21 year-old dissatisfied with their life of privilege tersely abandons their life in the Oil Patch and... I don't know, something about the sins of the father.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:41 |
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Brad Wall doing Brad Wall things. Premier Brad Wall discusses the potential sale of SaskTel
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 17:29 |
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A politician: "Hey everyone let's sell a valuable public utility that keeps service prices low and generates dividends for the province to private interests because private is better!" A conservative voting base:
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 17:45 |
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Kenny Logins posted:It's basically Cards Against Humanity but suffused with Canadianity in gentility and content. This is fantastic. My very first go: quote:A young couple fall through the ice to find themselves. Just perfect. quote:An unusually tall municipal bureaucrat transforms into a moose, discovering that wilderness can never be really tamed. How can this not speak to you?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 17:46 |
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I'm sure one of you could reasonably star in this onequote:An archivist starts a craft brewery, disillusioned with the pace and emptiness of urban living.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 17:56 |
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Yas, perfect for my CanFicsquote:Drake crosses the Rockies and maybe has sex with a bear— unless that was a dream, I never can tell.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 17:58 |
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Scorpio posted:Brad Wall doing Brad Wall things. gently caress I get my cell and my internet from sasktel since I find them way better than any of the competitors. The old conservative trick of selling public goods to resolve a temporary budget shortage strikes again.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 18:02 |
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Conservatives firesale valuable infrastructure. Liberals broaden ownership so as to unlock the value of provincial assets to create lasting public benefits and ongoing public protections.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 18:07 |
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A couple of summer weekends we've spent at a friend's cottage were pretty much CanLit bingo. Let's see, a downtown Toronto couple disillusioned with the pace and emptiness of urban living travel with a young scion of the Atkinson family to an island cabin on a Group of Seven lake where they find a novel about maybe having sex with a bear -- unless that was a dream, I can never tell. (Our friend did in fact have an original copy of Bear by Marian Engel at this cabin of hers.)
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 18:07 |
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BattleMaster posted:One time I was in a lunch line behind a woman with tight jeans showing off her rear end... and a face veil. I don't really understand religion. It's often nothing to do with the spirit of the rules/customs but just following them like a checklist. Intentions don't matter, you can apparently rules-lawyer god and as long as you follow (your randomly cherry picked) rules to the letter you're a good person. You should see the amazing rules-lawyering and ridiculous interpretations a lot of orthodox jews do to get around the various rules of their religion, it's actually impressive.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 18:14 |
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Baronjutter posted:It's often nothing to do with the spirit of the rules/customs but just following them like a checklist. Intentions don't matter, you can apparently rules-lawyer god and as long as you follow (your randomly cherry picked) rules to the letter you're a good person. You should see the amazing rules-lawyering and ridiculous interpretations a lot of orthodox jews do to get around the various rules of their religion, it's actually impressive. Let's waste energy by having an elevator operate continuously for an entire day, because then God won't be upset that we went in an elevator! But if the button were pushed to summon the elevator, God would be very upset indeed!
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 18:18 |
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"If we do it in the rear end I'm technically still a virgin" - a catholic teenage girl
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 18:21 |
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EvilJoven posted:"If we do it in the rear end I'm technically still a virgin" - a catholic teenage girl Not to mention the many actual priests who apparently don't see any problem with loving children, or protecting people who gently caress children. I think that's a bigger oversight than a teenager doin' it in the loophole.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 18:25 |
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"A small town preacher raises a sheep that may or may not talk in a squid-jiggin' boat and maybe has sex with a bear— unless that was a dream, I never can tell." This canlit generator is loving uncanny. Edit: my God, imagine these as pitches for a garbage sitcom on CBC - you know, one of the painfully unfunny ones. Mad Hamish fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Aug 24, 2016 |
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Mad Hamish posted:you know, one of the painfully unfunny ones. Do you mean to imply there are other ones?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 18:47 |
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Mad Hamish posted:Edit: my God, imagine these as pitches for a garbage sitcom on CBC - you know, one of the painfully unfunny ones. One of the sentence fragments is "but in a funny, Little Mosque on the Prairie kind of way" so the CanLit generator already has you covered.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:00 |
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Baronjutter posted:It's often nothing to do with the spirit of the rules/customs but just following them like a checklist. Intentions don't matter, you can apparently rules-lawyer god and as long as you follow (your randomly cherry picked) rules to the letter you're a good person. You should see the amazing rules-lawyering and ridiculous interpretations a lot of orthodox jews do to get around the various rules of their religion, it's actually impressive. Cows are sacred to India, but they have no issues raising them then selling+shipping them to neighboring countries for slaughter.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:02 |
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PT6A posted:Do you mean to imply there are other ones? I quite liked This is Wonderland. Shame it got canned so they could chase the tail of American style reality TV programming.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:13 |
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DariusLikewise posted:Cows are sacred to India, but they have no issues raising them then selling+shipping them to neighboring countries for slaughter. No problems except if you're in India you may be accused of harming/killing a cow and summarily executed in the street by an unruly mob.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:13 |
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Actually, I just remembered Made in Canada, which was good because it made fun of the rest of the CBC's trash television. So that was good too. I wish we could get it streaming, the rights can't possibly cost that much.EvilJoven posted:No problems except if you're in India you may be accused of harming/killing a cow and summarily executed in the street by an unruly mob. I thought that was pretty much like the anti-Jewish pogroms in the Middle Ages -- whatever lies they came up with to incite the mob were simply a bit of lubrication to get rid of people who were inconvenient for one reason or another.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:15 |
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infernal machines posted:I quite liked This is Wonderland. Shame it got canned so they could chase the tail of American style reality TV programming. What about Strange Empire? Had a couple good ideas but I had trouble with the plot controlling the characters rather than the other way around. It was canned after a single season in 2014 for no specified reason but personal theory is the budget cuts around the same time.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:26 |
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I didn't see that, I stopped watching CBC in 2008 or so when they did that programming shift. I haven't really cared to start again.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:29 |
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Mad Hamish posted:"A small town preacher raises a sheep that may or may not talk in a squid-jiggin' boat and maybe has sex with a bear— unless that was a dream, I never can tell." See we don't need Gord Downie
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:41 |
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quote:A woman and her dog tersely conduct a maple syrup heist, but only after multiple scenes of ice skating. I could see the CBC making this.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 19:42 |