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miracle of life
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 20:30 |
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i am your dad op
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well i dunno how to break this to you op but i too have also came inside your mom ![]()
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but where did he come from
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maybe i was made using in vitro fertilization you ever think of that bitch
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Sid Vicious posted:maybe i was made using in vitro fertilization you ever think of that bitch well someone had to jerk their turkey
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My mother was a pretty lady back then, so good for him.
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nigga crab pollock posted:well someone had to jerk their turkey not if they removed it using middle earth elf technology
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Good, I'm glad of it.
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FuhrerHat posted:but where did he come from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiZHNw1MtzI
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Hello my son. ![]()
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Actually OP my mom came inside my dad. Be more progressive next time, will you?
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How did you know ![]()
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What if youre the result of a bukkake mishap huh smartguy?
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weak attempt an a inri thread voted 1
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Gonna give my dad a hi-five next time I see him.
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To be fair, a lot of people came inside your mom.
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your dad should've pulled out
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You can't have babies from your mouth though
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dad came so what
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1 weird old tip to human reproduction that drives gays insane
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EigenKet posted:To be fair, a lot of people came inside your mom. all of us are your father, op.
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Nature's pretty gross, I guess.
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just asked my mom if this was true and i guess i'm adopted??? what to heck
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I came inside your mom, bitch
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Well, guess I'm forced to say I'm glad he did. Thanks for cumming inside of mom without a condom, dad
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ROFLburger posted:I came inside your mom, bitch same but the italics are me
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Vegetable posted:miracle of life How do you know it was dad that knocked her up and not one of the other four guys at the taping?
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My dad jerked it into the vegetable garden. I am his son and also his tomatoes.
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shame the rubber broke huh op?
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Anyone not cummed in op mom?
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only on her ear
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shoophobo posted:only on her ear She is a very kinky mature.
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but my high midichlorians count?
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count nine months back from your birthday to figure out what occasion you were conceived during. mine was my parents' wedding anniversary
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Airborne Viking posted:count nine months back from your birthday to figure out what occasion you were conceived during. I'm a Valentine's day baby!
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genesplicer posted:I'm a Valentine's day baby! ![]()
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Airborne Viking posted:mine was my parents' wedding anniversary Dang. Same
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Airborne Viking posted:count nine months back from your birthday to figure out what occasion you were conceived during. Nothing like an old fashioned shotgun wedding ![]() ![]()
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 20:30 |
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sex is both icky and gross imo
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