mostlygray posted:Getting picked on is a thing. It will always be a thing. My daughter gets picked on all the time just as did I in school. She's nerdy and has dyslexia so she's behind in reading. She gets teased for that from time to time. I just remind her to ignore them. They'll go away. It worked for me. It's really weird seeing a video of him without makeup back then.
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I yelled at a cafeteria worker (????) and I got put in time out Take THAT you old bag!
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:41 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I yelled at a cafeteria worker (????) and I got put in time out Take THAT you old bag! I thought the story might have been about how the narrator was foolish and the person was going to help them find a place to study all along. Like it was a story of how silly they had been.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:46 |
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Someone Awful! posted:why do the couples in these fake letters never actually use each others' names? it's always "husband" or "sweetie" or "babe" A while back, but it comes up a bunch, and I know the answer to it. It's so it can be re-used again and again and again with minimal effort. They post it on reddit and get their e-cred. Someone else posts it on instagram and get's their e-cred. Yet someone else posts it on facebook to get their e-cred. And everyone who sees it in these places can re-post with a "aww so cute", or "winning at marriage" etc. comments and get the run-off residual 3rd party e-cred. Anyone who points out how stipd, implausible, and wrong it is is dismissed as a hater and a killjoy deserving of no internet hugs, and the story continues on it's merry way enriching the lives of all it touches.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 07:24 |
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hyperhazard posted:Quora: Have you ever seen the teacher get completely roasted by a student in high school? While reading that something about the writing style/content made me think the writer was a girl, and it turns out I was right. Does anyone know why that might be? I can't point to anything specific that made me think that way, but something about the content and way it was written strongly gave me that impression (and this has also been the case with other random internet writing, usually stdh type stuff). Maybe it's sort of like how certain handwriting looks like it was written by a woman, but applied to overall writing style and content.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 07:27 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:if you live in a shithole country where textile crafts isn't mandatory for everyone in elementary school. What kind of person doesn't have a sewing machine license just Home Economics--sewing & cooking--were only available as electives in middle school. With all the ridiculous emphasis given to testing, STEM, and whatnot, that's gone away. Also, what kind of hellhole requires you to buy a license for a gotdamned sewing machine?
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 07:54 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Home Economics--sewing & cooking--were only available as electives in middle school. With all the ridiculous emphasis given to testing, STEM, and whatnot, that's gone away. I imagine it's like getting a "pen licence" in primary/middle school. Every school I've been to in Aus has had home ec as mandatory for at least one semester during middle school. The cooking part often gets included in phys ed classes as well. Unless you take it as an elective afterwards it never really extends beyond "here's how you make pikelets" or "here's how you sew a pillowcase" though. I still have my apron that I made out of a fabric featuring a selection of poisonous mushrooms. My key holder from design tech got eaten by termites
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 08:31 |
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The last line makes me think the "license" was something handed to him by the school. In my school in France they never offered crafts classes. I probably wouldn't have taken them, but now I realise that knowing how to sew would actually be pretty drat useful Also the lady from the quora story has no idea what roasting is. She didn't humiliate the teacher, she just psychotically yelled at her.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 08:34 |
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Lionquote:There's a rather elderly mountain lion at the zoo I'm friends with, as much as one is ever friends with a large carnivore. When I visit her, she'll come right up to the fence to rub against it while she purrs and chatters as I talk to her. I live a good seventy miles from the zoo now, so I don't get out there as often as I used to. The last time I went to the zoo I was almost sure she'd passed on, since she'd been old and I hadn't seen her in nearly a year. But she came running up to the fence yelling at me when I walked by the cougar pen, and I don't know if it was surprise or relief or what, but the first things I said to her were "Sweetheart, hello! How've you been, pretty? Are you a nice kitty? Yes, you're a very nice kitty! Oh who's my sweet girl?" To an animal that's smaller than usual and still has teeth as long as my finger, and who would probably be pretty damned not-sweet if that fence weren't between us. Knife quote:True as it is about Goths, black metal fans are, a hell of a lot of the time, freakin' nutty, and their fashion happens to coincide with Goth fashion a lot. This Troper happens to be a black metal fan, and, well...he chased his friends with a knife last Saturday. Yeah. Degree quote:This troper, despite having a degree and certifications for computer repair and networking, has recently entered his sixth year as an employee of McDonald's. Deadpan snarking over the obliviousness and unbelievable lack of intelligence or common sense in nine out of ten coworkers, often to their faces, has become the only viable coping mechanism. Dictionary quote:This troper combines the Deadpan Snarker with the Cloudcukoolander in an incredibly dangerous and hysterical way. A personal favorite is whenever someone says "Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words will never hurt me," just hit them with a dictionary. Did this in American Lit class, wound up one of the most popular kids in the class for the rest of the year.
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Fathis Munk posted:The last line makes me think the "license" was something handed to him by the school. It isn't hard to learn. Most fabric stores have lessons. I didn't learn until after I got married, when Mr Khazar taught me.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 08:57 |
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Khazar-khum posted:It isn't hard to learn. Most fabric stores have lessons. I didn't learn until after I got married, when Mr Khazar taught me. Just sewing by hand with a needle and thread is enough for regular day-to-day repairs, and a literal preschooler can learn to do that with no problem. While you can do actual alterations and even making clothes by hand, it's pretty necessary to learn how to use a sewing machine if you at all value your time. It can be intimidating at first as there are lots of moving parts and you can easily sew over your finger if you're not paying attention, but yeah, it's a very useful skill to have. I took up a bunch of hems on my new work trousers just with a needle and thread (even short-length pants are too long on me ) and it was devastatingly boring. The price of fabric has increased and the price of clothes has decreased to the point where making your own clothes isn't really worth it, sadly, unless it's for very specific niche purposes (ren faire poo poo) or you have a very weird body. Or if you're the kind of person who MUST have a sundress made out of chicken-print tea towel fabric.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 09:08 |
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Ytlaya posted:While reading that something about the writing style/content made me think the writer was a girl, and it turns out I was right. Does anyone know why that might be? I can't point to anything specific that made me think that way, but something about the content and way it was written strongly gave me that impression (and this has also been the case with other random internet writing, usually stdh type stuff). Maybe it's sort of like how certain handwriting looks like it was written by a woman, but applied to overall writing style and content.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 13:35 |
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What is with all the troper tales that end in a bare "Yeah."?
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 17:29 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Knife What is this story other than "I am psychotic, and not in a quirky way"? And what does that have to do with dressing like a goth? Does this person know what a story even is?
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 17:43 |
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dirksteadfast posted:What is this story other than "I am psychotic, and not in a quirky way"? And what does that have to do with dressing like a goth? Does this person know what a story even is? Everyone who tried to teach him got stabbed.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 21:37 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Dictionary Wow, dangerous *and* hysterical. Incredibly so even. I really want to meet all of the people who write this kinda poo poo irl so I can see how they really are.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:00 |
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tacodaemon posted:What is with all the troper tales that end in a bare "Yeah."? It used to be a trope, but looks like that page was deleted like 6 years ago. Guess it just stuck in the troper lexicon.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:39 |
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Khazar-khum posted:It isn't hard to learn. Most fabric stores have lessons. I didn't learn until after I got married, when Mr Khazar taught me. I taught myself in an afternoon via youtube and downloading a few easy sewing patterns. I ordered the best reviewed affordable sewing machine off of Amazon and off I went. I also taught myself how to knit and crochet the same way. The internet is a magical place.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 01:01 |
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Khazar-khum posted:
Wow this person sure is awesome and cool, I bet the high school kids and elderly people he works with would be blown away if only they could understand his amazing deadpan snark.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 01:44 |
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quote:Douchebag Doctor Gets a Surprise (self.ProRevenge)
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 02:20 |
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These Shrek fan fictions are getting fuckin weird Xen Tricks has a new favorite as of 09:06 on Aug 24, 2016 |
# ? Aug 24, 2016 08:58 |
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Putting a dent in the wall with his head eh ? These people never know when to loving stop. Also I read that they were into "marital" arts at first and was briefly confused if that was to say OURS FUCKS ARE ART.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 09:03 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Home Economics--sewing & cooking--were only available as electives in middle school. With all the ridiculous emphasis given to testing, STEM, and whatnot, that's gone away. Also, it's kind of hard to make a dent in a wall but it's really easy to make a hole in the average American interior wall, even without Super Ninja Powers.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 15:01 |
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Tbh I don't know much about walls but I figured a sheet rock wall would be something hard. Here in eurosocialist moonland I definitely would not like to dent a wall with my head.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 15:16 |
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Sheetrock is just a brand name for drywall, which you Lord of the Rings folk apparently call plasterboard.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 15:29 |
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What the hell does her German heritage have to do with anything in this story
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 15:44 |
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German strong. Teutonic barbarian. (Probably.)
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 15:47 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Tbh I don't know much about walls but I figured a sheet rock wall would be something hard. Here in eurosocialist moonland I definitely would not like to dent a wall with my head. Yeah there's always a chance there's a beam behind the spot you hit.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:19 |
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tacodaemon posted:What the hell does her German heritage have to do with anything in this story If it's an old story and Germany is DDR, she's technically a man.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 16:26 |
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imgur posted:Seriously, gently caress you with a flaming crushed-glass pineapple if you do this
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 02:24 |
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"Storytime, kids" is code for "I'm a self-important asswipe" unless you are actually a schoolteacher or grandparent.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 02:37 |
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Did are hero think the woman expected to be given the groceries for free? He seems to consider it a 'win' that she pays.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 04:16 |
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in 20 yrs her daughter is another ayn rand or grover norquist.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 04:59 |
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Stitchesquote:This Troper once completely inadvertently gave one to a woman at one of my old retail jobs. It was a super stressful time at a job I was fed up with enough that I was only weeks away from handing in my resignation. A woman walked in who loudly and very seriously announced that she was there to give us a problem, and launched into a tirade. Except after a couple of second of me looking at her she would stop or pause in the middle of sentences, and began nervously asking things like "You're not having a very good day, are you" and quickly moderated her tone. By the end of the interaction she was unconsciously flinching while I was very politely helping her. The fact that less than a week earlier I'd received a large gash right below my eye and the stitches were still in might have helped... Teachers quote:This Troper has, after significantly bad days, had his teachers back down from Death Glares when they try to get in to his business. Glare quote:This troper empathizes. Childhood depression in elementary school (yes, that young) left him with a permanent frown-shaped mouth (even when neutral emotionally), and he was born with sunken, "Benicio del Toro" eyes. Very often he merely looks bored or excessively tired, but he often gives death glares without meaning to. When asked by acquaintances how he accomplishes such an iconic stare, he replies, "I just tilt my head down and look out from under my eyebrows." Instant movie villain. On the bright side, I once used it on a canoe trip to scare off someone who interrupted my story by slapping me hard on my back and ribs at the same time. Pause. Glare. Glare. Glare. Person's smile slowly fades and he walks away sheepishly. Continue story. Instant Crowning Moment of Awesome. Father quote:While this troper is... well, way too shy to have a Death Glare, her father is a different story. His glare might not be that intimidating on its own, but he compounds it by talking in a very, very reasonable tone, and he does not back down until he gets what he's looking for. Employees get their managers, managers sweat and become conciliatory. This troper really wishes she was more like him. Freshman quote:Once when this troper was but a wee little high school freshman on a "freshman firday," a group of juniors sat down at my lunch table (I had just moved there and thus didn't know anyone yet, although I don't usually make the attempt anyway) demanding that I let them "mark" me with the traditional magic marker "F." Now, I have been known to have a deep hatred of face-painting and other sort of body markings, so naturally I told them no. They insisted, saying it was a tradition, to which I replied it was also illegal without consent. About 15 seconds of a death stare eventually made them mutter "forget this kid" and leave. I call it a victory since when I was a junior freshman never got away with stuff like that
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 07:44 |
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ghost emoji posted:my personal brand of insanity OH MY GOD I loving LOVE THIS STORY. This is such a bingo card of bullshit. Childfree, white knighting the poor girl, "I'm clever but don't care about society's norms maaaan", ex-Marine, rad insults, dumb slut girl. Even some pretty dubious meme usage. It has it all man Khazar-khum posted:Once when this troper was but a wee little high school freshman on a "freshman firday," a group of juniors sat down at my lunch table (I had just moved there and thus didn't know anyone yet, although I don't usually make the attempt anyway) demanding that I let them "mark" me with the traditional magic marker "F." Now, I have been known to have a deep hatred of face-painting and other sort of body markings, so naturally I told them no. They insisted, saying it was a tradition, to which I replied it was also illegal without consent. About 15 seconds of a death stare eventually made them mutter "forget this kid" and leave. I call it a victory since when I was a junior freshman never got away with stuff like that "I was the weirdo refusing to participate in a harmless social ritual on my first day of highschool. YAY ME!"
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 07:58 |
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Fathis Munk posted:OH MY GOD I loving LOVE THIS STORY. Once I got to the Marine part I immediately opened up a tab for this thread.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 08:06 |
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quote:Douchebag Doctor Gets a Surprise (self.ProRevenge) So, both competitive martial artists and record-holding powerlifters? They're not completely mutually exclusive but don't they know cardio kills gains? It's STDH but it still pisses me off.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 09:51 |
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Uh, be strong punch hard. It's not rocket science
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 10:34 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Uh, be strong punch hard. However, by sheer coincidence, they were both rocket scientists. And that rocket scientists was Wernher von Braun!
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One time I went outside and gave someone a mean look. Now we are married.
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