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What's the big deal about pegging? Who loving cares? Hoes rock that prostate, and hoes get nekkid. Do you exist in a 1950's world where taking a couple fingers up your butt from a girl who's blowing you will ruin you forever? Get over yourself. Nobody is going to give a poo poo, and if they do they aren't worth a drat anyway. They're either an idiot, or 16, or both.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 22:50 |
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listen dude i have very messy bathroom habits and i dont want the person feeding me pizza rolls like im a roman emperor getting their fingers near my poophole
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 23:30 |
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Mortimer posted:listen dude i have very messy bathroom habits and i dont want the person feeding me pizza rolls like im a roman emperor getting their fingers near my poophole Get an enema kit, get nice and clean, and then do all the fun butt stuff.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 23:56 |
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make sure to rinse out the laxative stuff that comes with the enema kit though
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 23:58 |
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Guy with frigid wife have you tried masturbation? It's pretty cool
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 01:02 |
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Yeah, I bet he hasn't cum in a year. Buy a fleshlight and have your wife use it on you.
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cock hero flux posted:like this, don't listen to this guy Not what I said. The point is there needs to be some sort of compromise because 'no sex forever' for the guy with the sex drive is not a workable solution. Nothing about any 20-something at work ever needs to come up.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 02:40 |
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Menopause wife goon: Assess your relationship with your wife and establish if the lack of sex is an emotional problem (for either of you) or a hormonal one for her. If the lack of drive on her part is hormonal, explain that you still find her attractive and want to experience all aspects of a marriage, including physical intimacy, but don't want it in such a way as if she's taking one for the team. That's just depressing. Explain that you know her libido is lowered because of changes beyond her control, and ask if she'd consider seeing a doctor about it. Check out testosterone therapy, it might help. If she shuts you down completely well then good luck, you've got some tough choices ahead of you, none of them pleasant.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 03:08 |
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Now if you're gonna be a dumbass and gently caress the 20-something, do it BEFORE you have that talk with your wife, because after you do she's gonna suspect you of cheating at the slightest misgiving.
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God Of Paradise posted:Nobody is going to give a poo poo I dunno, I can imagine some guys who will give a poo poo upon a finger going up their butthole.
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quote:I'm pretty sure that I saw a ghost (the same ghost) twice, and I've never told anyone because I don't want them to think I'm crazy or a liar. I'm not the kind of person that openly believes in the supernatural or religion or anything like that. It's not even that exciting of a story but it feels really weird to never talk about it. quote:I suffer from a paranoic personality disorder. Didn't used to but do now. I'm consumed with the belief that there is something nefarious at the heart of all existence. There is never a time I feel that human life and conscious thought are anything more than valueless at best. Usually I view human life as an abberrant mistake gifted to parasites. I believe we are the self-perpetuation of nothing, growing like cancer cells that use up and destroy any environment we encounter. That destroy any life that is not a reflection of us. I believe our cancer is now spreading to the stars and if we do not seek the annihilation we deserve, our cancer will rise above this world and block out the sun.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 13:25 |
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There was also a "confession" where someone typed a bunch of angry words at the guy with the frigid menopause wife. This violated an anti-forum-drama confession rule, so to that anon I would like to say: just loving post in the thread. That's what it's for. e: while I'm addressing non-posted confessors: would the person who keeps writing us tons of confessions please, please either stop doing that or switch up your guerrillamail session between confessions, because we can see which ones come from the same person and it's killing our immersion And paranoid goon, (a) talk to your wife about your parenthood reservations and (b) . I know you probably don't see the point in therapy because we're all doomed for various vague reasons etc etc etc so think of it as trying to find some happiness on this earth in the time you have left before various vague things kill everyone. That seems to match up with your philosophy. loquacius fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Aug 25, 2016 |
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the ghost story is really good, the second one not so much I advise returning to the woods dressed as a minuteman so the kid knows youre a friend
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 13:37 |
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loquacius posted:old married work crush goon Have you considered staying true to your wife? Contrary to what other goons might have you believe, it is possible to function without jamming your dick into vaginas. Do not tell your wife about your crush, do your best to avoid socially associating with your coworker, and just stop thinking your life and mind will unravel if you don't put the meat stick in the coveted moisture hole. Hell, if you want, you can even jack off once in a while!
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 13:46 |
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Yeah man! If you quit wanting a normal healthy sexual relationship with your wife then things seem pretty good!
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:08 |
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Sex is a perk of living, not a human right that trumps your marital vows.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:10 |
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break up with your lovely wife already
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:13 |
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Can't she just suck your balls or let you jam it in her butt?
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:14 |
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personally i'm hoping he's alraedy followed the advice of telling his wife that he wants to gently caress a younger coworker and we get a follow up confession
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:17 |
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Jose posted:personally i'm hoping he's alraedy followed the advice of telling his wife that he wants to gently caress a younger coworker and we get a follow up confession
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:18 |
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KomodoWagon posted:Sex is a perk of living, not a human right that trumps your marital vows. People have divorced over much dumber poo poo than whether they will ever experience intimacy again for the rest of their lives (the lack of which is a huge indicator of an unhealthy relationship btw) He's under no obligation to stay in the marriage if he and his wife want different things out of it. They should still definitely try to dig deeper into why she doesn't want sex anymore before getting to that point of course. I also don't really blame him for being tempted a bit after not getting laid for a literal year. He hasn't actually cheated yet, keep in mind. (seriously where are you getting the idea that marriages can only be ended over human-rights violations )
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:24 |
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KomodoWagon posted:Sex is a perk of living, not a human right that trumps your marital vows. You can get a divorce due to not having regular sex. Are you talking about some sort of religious stuff?
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loquacius posted:People have divorced over much dumber poo poo than whether they will ever experience intimacy again for the rest of their lives (the lack of which is a huge indicator of an unhealthy relationship btw) Sex and intimacy are the exact same thing, that's why you should feel closer to every prostitute you have boned than to even your closest friends (unless you've done dick stuff w/ your friends). You guys have all really figured out this interpersonal relationship stuff
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:30 |
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KomodoWagon posted:Sex and intimacy are the exact same thing thanks for this illuminating truth, poo poo might need to buy yourself some mountaintop land so you can sit there like the wise old person on top of a loving hill, waiting for someone to come and ask you about relationships.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:33 |
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Re: bus murdergoon How the hell did the driver/anyone else not see you pushing your brother? (yes I know it's probably fake but hey) Re: menopause wife goon I do blame him for being tempted. Holy poo poo, get a fleshlight. Talk to your wife about it. People are loving idiots and can usually solve these types of problems by simply talking about them, not attempting to bang a coworker. At least loving divorce her first, if you're so set on this coworker that you may not even have a chance with.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:34 |
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I'm also distraught that we now know a lot of these are faked and sent in by one goon. WE TRUSTED YOU!
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:37 |
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KomodoWagon posted:Sex and intimacy are the exact same thing, that's why you should feel closer to every prostitute you have boned than to even your closest friends (unless you've done dick stuff w/ your friends). You guys have all really figured out this interpersonal relationship stuff Yeah, that's exactly what I said, good catch Docahedron posted:I do blame him for being tempted. Holy poo poo, get a fleshlight. Talk to your wife about it. People are loving idiots and can usually solve these types of problems by simply talking about them, not attempting to bang a coworker. Yeah, I realized while in the shower just now that I never made this viewpoint explicit: Anon, your hot coworker is completely incidental to your real problem, which is that your marriage is in trouble. Her place in your mind is a symptom of that. Leave her out of it for now. Focus on your marriage. Try your best to fix it. If you find it is unfixable (and despite what people are saying, the question of whether you ever have sex with your wife again is something worth ending a marriage over), deal with that, and then maybe you can come back to your hot coworker afterward but probably still not because you'd both be rebounding. The point is that she has nothing to do with your problem.
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SneakyFrog posted:thanks for this illuminating truth, poo poo might need to buy yourself some mountaintop land so you can sit there like the wise old person on top of a loving hill, waiting for someone to come and ask you about relationships. I am already doing this but I should probably inform you before you come seeking my guidance at standard rates that what you are quoting is in fact not what I have argued for.
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KomodoWagon posted:I am already doing this but I should probably inform you before you come seeking my guidance at standard rates that what you are quoting is in fact not what I have argued for. oh. well then i'll be the dumbass sage of mount dipshit then my apologies.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:45 |
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KomodoWagon posted:I am already doing this but I should probably inform you before you come seeking my guidance at standard rates that what you are quoting is in fact not what I have argued for. Or what anyone has argued for for that matter
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:45 |
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Does sex feel good?
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:46 |
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KomodoWagon posted:Sex is a perk of living, not a human right that trumps your marital vows. god drat it who bought his wife an sa account
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:52 |
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chitoryu12 posted:I dunno, I can imagine some guys who will give a poo poo upon a finger going up their butthole. Yeah, but can you imagine the type of adult man who would truly care if it came out that their friend liked women playing with his bunghole? The worst case scenario is that pegging goon gets a buddy sending a joke or two aimed his way over a few beers. And if you can't accept that, wear a hat.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:58 |
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Zzulu posted:Does sex feel good? It's overrated. I'd recommend a quality RPG like Final Fantasy VII instead.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 15:00 |
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P-Mack posted:It's overrated. I'd recommend a quality RPG like Final Fantasy VII instead.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 15:03 |
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Zzulu posted:Does sex feel good? The first few months with a partner, nothing's better. The first time with a partner doesn't count because it's usually awkward and stressful... After that it's well better than Mass Effect 3 but not as good as Mass Effect 2. Sex is about as good as the first Mass Effect. Okay, that's a lie. It's better than Mr. Robot but not as good as Breaking Bad.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 15:04 |
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Its ok to get your rocks off (cheat) with a Fleshlight or something, but if its inside another attractive person that is WAY different! Its the literal same thing, why does everyone or even his wife care where the sperm goes. Its already out the gate, why does it matter where it ends up? smdh. Reiterating: Bone the 20 year old co worker or you'll regret it.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 15:07 |
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P-Mack posted:It's overrated. I'd recommend a quality RPG like Final Fantasy VII instead. there has never been a quality jrpg get witcher 3 instead
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 15:09 |
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"another" attractive person
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Jastiger posted:Its ok to get your rocks off (cheat) with a Fleshlight or something masturbation is cheating? wow who bought my hs girlfriend an sa account too
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