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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



I tyPE LIKE THIS TO MAKE IT SEEM INTENSE!

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Mogomra posted:



Goats! See?

GOATSIES :neckbeard:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The one on the right has a ring :v:

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

Mogomra posted:



Goats! See?

Excuse me, that's clearly Goats Four.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Alien Arcana posted:

Excuse me, that's clearly Goats Four.

Look more clearly at the shadow. Your joke is a failure due to your inability to count!

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010

Alien Arcana posted:

Excuse me, that's clearly Goats Four.

Maybe they are chinese.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Actual suits you can buy.
http://www.fun.com/suits/fun-suits.html





Ironically, Joker looks more normal than them.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

And sometimes I still wonder why superheroes get no mainstream respect

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

gently caress they'll sell so many of those at end of high school formal/prom.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
I actually like the Joker one but that's just because I have horrible taste and if not for other people in my life would probably have negative fashion sense. At least it looks like a normal suit.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

The MSJ posted:

Actual suits you can buy.
http://www.fun.com/suits/fun-suits.html





Ironically, Joker looks more normal than them.


I would legitimately buy the Riddler Suit and find a Green Bowler hat. Instant Costume.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Ok the Hulk suit, Avengers suit, and Cap suit are almost legit provided you never let anyone see the interior of the suits and change the ties, and basically make them normal suits. The Riddler suit is fresh as hell.

If they were smart they'd put up a Constantine pre-stressed suit.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Or a Rorschach suit-trench coat combo.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Why does the iron man suit have those boosters on his elbows?

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Lizard Combatant posted:

Why does the iron man suit have those boosters on his elbows?

Masturbation purposes.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Meskhenet posted:

Maybe they are chinese.

:golfclap:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

"Wikipedia posted:

[Costume designer Lindy Hemming] gave the image for the Joker of someone who is "very sweaty"
No wonder in four layers of polyester, loving hell.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Think of it as a fursuit.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Hollismason posted:

I would legitimately buy the Riddler Suit and find a Green Bowler hat. Instant Costume.

Hollis, you really shouldn't have given up your old costume.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

mind the walrus posted:

If they were smart they'd put up a Constantine pre-stressed suit.

A Constantine suit is just a trench coat, white collared poo poo, and a tie worn a bit loosened. I went to a Halloween party as Constantine a couple years ago. All I had to get that I didn't already have was blonde hair dye and a cigarette.

Kids these days, not putting their own costumes together. :corsair:

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Railing Kill posted:

A Constantine suit is just a trench coat, white collared poo poo, and a tie worn a bit loosened. I went to a Halloween party as Constantine a couple years ago. All I had to get that I didn't already have was blonde hair dye and a cigarette.

Kids these days, not putting their own costumes together. :corsair:

Why did you buy a trenchcoat

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
He's here, isn't he?

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

thecluckmeme posted:

Why did you buy a trenchcoat

Had one in the closet already. It's a good coat for dressy occasions in crappy weather. It's a regular trenchcoat, not like the leather duster from It's Always Sunny or something.

But also:

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

He's here, isn't he?

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




I want to see Bruce Wayne attend formal events wearing his Secret Identity suit.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
That's right up there with Matt's I AM NOT DAREDEVIL sweater.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Mogomra posted:



Goats! See?

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax
this happened to me when I was a kid



my big sister opened the fry pan too early

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Hollismason posted:

I would legitimately buy the Riddler Suit and find a Green Bowler hat. Instant Costume.

Better be prepared to have people coming up to you every five minutes asking you how to get free money from government programs RIGHT AT HOME!

PhyrexianLibrarian
Feb 21, 2004

Compleat silence, please

Hollismason posted:

I would legitimately buy the Riddler Suit and find a Green Bowler hat. Instant Costume.

quote:

Estimated Arrival Mid November

Booooooooooo

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


riddler is easy as poo poo to do, buy a green sport coat from a restaurant supply retailer, they have cheap poo poo for cheap restaurant owners. buy a black bowler hat from the party store and paint it green. while youre there buy a burglar mask and trim it so its that weird diamond shape, then glue pieces of white plastic or fabric screen on the inside so the eyes appear white. Athe most expensive part of the costume is an appropriate shirt and tie which i gor for like 40 bucks and ended up with a green tie. just wear regular black pants and shoes. i didnt have a single question mark on my costume and was recognizable by most everyone at the party

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That sounds like a lot of work

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.

im pooping! posted:

riddler is easy as poo poo to do, buy a green sport coat from a restaurant supply retailer, they have cheap poo poo for cheap restaurant owners. buy a black bowler hat from the party store and paint it green. while youre there buy a burglar mask and trim it so its that weird diamond shape, then glue pieces of white plastic or fabric screen on the inside so the eyes appear white. Athe most expensive part of the costume is an appropriate shirt and tie which i gor for like 40 bucks and ended up with a green tie. just wear regular black pants and shoes. i didnt have a single question mark on my costume and was recognizable by most everyone at the party

Alternately, you can do homeless Riddler:

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ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013
As long as we're discussing fashion here's a $1000+ shirt:


Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Drink from me and live forever? Not if I have to wear clothes like that

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

http://i.imgur.com/NY4q0Kx.gifv

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012



Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
eat the rich and their stupid loving overly expensive ridiculous looking clothes

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RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Those Scarfolk Council posters are goddamn fantastic.





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