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BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

still craving that dongle

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



i love dongles. give me more dongles apple

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

dinga ding dang my dongle long ling long

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Shaggar posted:

tim cook has no idea what hes doing and jonny ives is a hack

I admire shaggar's consistency in always spelling it jonny ives. it's not "tomb cock" amateur-level name calling, just always and intentionally spelling it wrong. it's a dedication to quality that puts him above the crowd.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


The Management posted:

I admire shaggar's consistency in always spelling it jonny ives. it's not "tomb cock" amateur-level name calling, just always and intentionally spelling it wrong. it's a dedication to quality that puts him above the crowd.

Tomb Cock

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Tomb Cock also implies that he has a hard-on for the deceased Steve Jobs ("stebe"), which he definitely does.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
who does? surely not tim cook, he's done everything he can to piss on steve's legacy and subvert everything that made apple successful

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Dodoman posted:

dammit zdr i thought you were adding the tomb cook word filter

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

The Management posted:

I admire shaggar's consistency in always spelling it jonny ives. it's not "tomb cock" amateur-level name calling, just always and intentionally spelling it wrong. it's a dedication to quality that puts him above the crowd.

there are 2 ns in jenny. its not spelled wrong

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Shaggar posted:

there are 2 ns in jenny. its not spelled wrong

how many S's are in Ive?

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

flakeloaf posted:

dinga ding dang my dongle long ling long

dongle receptor moistening intensifies

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

The Management posted:

how many S's are in Ive?

none but there is one in ives which is jonnys last name

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

please use his full title jonny st ives he is a knight you dolts

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



flakeloaf posted:

dinga ding dang my dongle long ling long

cause I got that old dingle dongle

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
and my phone goes dingle dongle dingle, as i go riding merrily aloooong

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

looks like no more home button. im starting the kickstarter for a home button dongle. your iPhone is going to look like a fuckin charm bracelet lol

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


ArmZ posted:

looks like no more home button. im starting the kickstarter for a home button dongle. your iPhone is going to look like a fuckin charm bracelet lol

I hate this stupid loving future

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

i'm the pandora bluetooth home button charm

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Citizen Tayne posted:

Why the gently caress is everyone so eager to get rid of the headset jack anyway? What's gained by removing it

2% more battery space and EVEN THINNER

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008




hahaha. its aids

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

quote:

Repair shops have been trying out various fixes to ward off the problem so that it doesn't return. Microsoldering specialist Jessa Jones tells iFixit that a metal shield soldered over the sticker shield on problem iPhones seems to fix the issue indefinitely, offering an "internal reinforcement," a "futureproof shield," as she calls it.

to stop it from bending perhaps?

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Necc0 posted:

2% more battery space and EVEN THINNER

I want to speaker to be bigger

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
iphone 7 no home button
iphone 7s no headphone jack
iphone 8 no display
iphone 8s just a slab with a battery and lightening port in it that you have to recharge every day or you get fined by at&t or something

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Yospos is not RSS

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



ban cremnob

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

please don't ban the Apple Boys. it would be so boring here in Yospos without them

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
if Intel wasn't so stupid they would have been fabbing apple chips a long time ago. apple isn't going to buy their chips anyway, so they're not losing business, and it makes their other arm-selling competitors look even worse when apple kicks their rear end with way better chips.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Satellit3 posted:




hahaha. its aids

failaids

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

it'd be nice if Intel were able to manufacture x86-64 chips for macos devices

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


Intel spends billions making xeons and apple just throws them right in a trash can

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

sad that a once great titan of silicon valley has now been reduced to a garden variety foundry

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

DuckConference posted:

Intel spends billions making xeons and apple just throws them right in a trash can

veiltower's got intel inside

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

stay classy spotify


Spotify Said to Retaliate Against Artists With Apple Exclusives

quote:

Spotify has been retaliating against musicians who introduce new material exclusively on rival Apple Music by making their songs harder to find, according to people familiar with the strategy. Artists who have given Apple exclusive access to new music have been told they won’t be able to get their tracks on featured playlists once the songs become available on Spotify, said the people, who declined to be identified discussing the steps. Those artists have also found their songs buried in the search rankings of Spotify, the world’s largest music-streaming service, the people said.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009


I think spotify might be overestimating customer loyalty just an itty tiny bit

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

quote:

Led by former record executive Jimmy Iovine, Apple Music has kept its strategy flexible to appeal to what an artist wants. In the case of Frank Ocean and Drake, the company paid for exclusives. With Adele and Beyonce, it agreed to keep the music off its streaming service and initially only make it available for a paid download. The company also has been appealing to artists and industry executives by limiting its streaming service to paying subscribers and not having a free advertising-supported version like Spotify.
lol yes "not streaming music that the artist has not sold us the streaming rights to" is a cunning strategy. such a shrewd businessman

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock


still better than deezer's "track name search" that returns all artists, albums and track names that match a single word in the search term, in no particular order

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

spotify's api is sick, i wrote all kinds of python scripts for converting stuff into spotify playlists. it's sad that apple has to resort to anticompetitive tactics to keep their music streaming service afloat.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

GameCube posted:

get ready folks cuz here comes another APPLE FAIL!!!

if you ask siri "what song is this" it gives you a button to open shazam

I'm in the middle of something so I'm just gonna post these screenshots and let you guess the rest of the story




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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

napster still exists

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