Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Ducks

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Ducks ARE toilets.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Toilet bugs.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

artsy fartsy posted:

So what kind of animals live in toilets, anyway?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

artsy fartsy posted:

So what kind of animals live in toilets, anyway?

Coney Island whitefish

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

artsy fartsy posted:

So what kind of animals live in toilets, anyway?

poo poo hawks, Randy.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

artsy fartsy posted:

So what kind of animals live in toilets, anyway?

Ones that desperately need paper.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

artsy fartsy posted:

So what kind of animals live in toilets, anyway?

poo poo weasels.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

artsy fartsy posted:

So what kind of animals live in toilets, anyway?

Norwegians, apparently. Also, American perverts who willingly go into the muck to do whatever it is they do. I'm sure you'd get plenty of milage out of googling "pervert in port-a-potty" as far as news stories go. Here's just one such guy

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
There was that dude in England who crafted his way into a urinal outlet so unwitting men would piss on him. He was kitted out with a snorkel and everything. He got found out when someone saw him people through a hole in the urinal wall :dogbutton:

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

Aphrodite posted:

Women drives car into Safeway, men drives car in to work! Git'r'done.

You've been wanting to use that one for a while, haven't you?

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶







http://www.independent.ie/weather/pictures-ireland-wakes-up-to-a-stunning-sunrise-35003364.html

TL/DR, the sun came up this morning.

(to be fair,it was a very pretty sunrise)

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Pookah posted:



http://www.independent.ie/weather/pictures-ireland-wakes-up-to-a-stunning-sunrise-35003364.html

TL/DR, the sun came up this morning.

(to be fair,it was a very pretty sunrise)

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Troika are taking over our skies!!!!

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






He was obviously in training for the World Bog Snorkelling Championships

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

:eyepop:

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

"Belfast on the 12th, as seen from Dublin."

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
The town I currently live in had a fun story today

https://cdn.ampproject.org/c/fox43.com/2016/08/29/reinholds-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-miniature-horse-in-ephrata/amp/

At least we were in the news for something that wasn't heroin related :unsmith:

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

Aesop Poprock posted:

The town I currently live in had a fun story today

https://cdn.ampproject.org/c/fox43.com/2016/08/29/reinholds-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-miniature-horse-in-ephrata/amp/

At least we were in the news for something that wasn't heroin related :unsmith:

What like a pony or is a miniature horse different?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

IamnotJoe posted:

What like a pony or is a miniature horse different?

Yes. Two different things.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Ponies have some physical characteristics that differ from regular horses, so a miniature horse is one with horse characteristics at pony size.

There are also miniature ponies.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Aphrodite posted:

Ponies have some physical characteristics that differ from regular horses, so a miniature horse is one with horse characteristics at pony size.

There are also miniature ponies.

Which ones are the ones it's ok to bone though

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...
The internet tells me that little ponies are okay to bone, but I really don't trust the looks of the guys who said it...

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

Buckets posted:

The internet tells me that little ponies are okay to bone, but I really don't trust the looks of the guys who said it...

Well it has to be little ponies that are rainbow colored and not currently someones waifu.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011
This is a miniature horse, not sure how you can confuse it with a pony

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

GrossMurpel posted:

This is a miniature horse, not sure how you can confuse it with a pony

This is what I first thought when I read the headline, that the guy broke into a barn and hosed a statue, which was objectively hilarious, then I read the article...*shudder*. Like, I've been on the internet long enough to know this crap happens, but it's still cringe-inducing to hear about it.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Aesop Poprock posted:

The town I currently live in had a fun story today

https://cdn.ampproject.org/c/fox43.com/2016/08/29/reinholds-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-miniature-horse-in-ephrata/amp/

At least we were in the news for something that wasn't heroin related :unsmith:

There's a "Mr. Little Hands"/Donald Trump joke in here somewhere and it's killing me that I just can't make it happen.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

IamnotJoe posted:

What like a pony or is a miniature horse different?

It’s a cultural thing. If you ask a biologist, they’ll say there’s no difference.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

There's a "Mr. Little Hands"/Donald Trump joke in here somewhere and it's killing me that I just can't make it happen.

Is "mr little hands" the version where the guy didn't die from intestinal penetration?

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Cacafuego posted:

Is "mr little hands" the version where the guy didn't die from intestinal penetration?

intestinal perforation is what killed him.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Cacafuego posted:

Is "mr little hands" the version where the guy didn't die from intestinal penetration?

No, "Mr. Little Hands" because dude hosed a miniature horse.

:sigh:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Aesop Poprock posted:

The town I currently live in had a fun story today

https://cdn.ampproject.org/c/fox43.com/2016/08/29/reinholds-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-miniature-horse-in-ephrata/amp/

At least we were in the news for something that wasn't heroin related :unsmith:

Neigh means neigh.

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

Aesop Poprock posted:

Which ones are the ones it's ok to bone though


The Laws of the Hittites (translated), Subsections 187, 188, 199 and 200a posted:

If a man have intercourse with a cow, it is a capital crime, he shall die.
[...]
If a man have intercourse with a sheep, it is a capital crime, he shall die.
[...]
If anyone have intercourse with a pig or a dog, he shall die.
[...]
If a man have intercourse with a horse or a mule, there is no punishment. But he shall not approach the king, and shall not become a priest.
[...]
If any man have intercourse with a foreign woman and pick up this one, now that one, there is no punishment.

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

Oh great another bestiality headline, are we sure we want to go down that rabbit hole?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

IamnotJoe posted:

... are we sure we want to go down that rabbit hole?

:downsrim:

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
ponies are just miniature horses, but farther away

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Dragonwagon posted:

The Laws of the Hittites (translated), Subsections 187, 188, 199 and 200a posted:

If a man have intercourse with a cow, it is a capital crime, he shall die.
[...]
If a man have intercourse with a sheep, it is a capital crime, he shall die.
[...]
If anyone have intercourse with a pig or a dog, he shall die.
[...]
If a man have intercourse with a horse or a mule, there is no punishment. But he shall not approach the king, and shall not become a priest.
[...]
If any man have intercourse with a foreign woman and pick up this one, now that one, there is no punishment.

Law of the Titties, George. You gotta die.

Jo Joestar
Oct 24, 2013

"The Laws of the Hittites (translated), Subsections 187, 188, 199 and 200a posted:

If a man have intercourse with a cow, it is a capital crime, he shall die.
[...]
If a man have intercourse with a sheep, it is a capital crime, he shall die.
[...]
If anyone have intercourse with a pig or a dog, he shall die.

"The Laws of the Hittites (translated), Subsections 187, 188, 199 and 200a posted:

If a man have intercourse with a horse or a mule, there is no punishment.

:stare:

The Hittites must have been into some weird stuff.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
But what if the pig was just fellating you? And what if the pig was dead?

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply