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Tillman is an absurdist symbol for the whole thing. People are arguing about whether or not to put him in the Hall of Fame. Whether he gets in or not has zero bearing on the actual world. If he gets in, it doesn't devalue anything, it doesn't make the Hall some sham thing and even if it did, who the gently caress cares. We treat the HoF like some kind of loving temple that is so important and sacred, when it's literally the football equivalent of the high score screen in an arcade machine. The only people who argue about his inclusion are so far up their own asses that they think football is somehow more important than it should be. Pat Tillman left a lucrative, high paying job to defend his country. Service of others should be the thing that we value most, and he was an embodiment of that notion. I honestly don't care if he gets in the HoF or not, but I think arguing about it in the same way as arguing whether or not Hines Ward belongs in the hall (he does) is the stupidest loving thing and anyone who actively engages in that debate is a loving idiot who lacks all perspective.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:51 |
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:Put me in the hall of fame for my great posting Posthumously.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 05:55 |
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kill every bengal poster, set the tape to sam spence music, and put it in the HoF
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 06:00 |
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swickles posted:We treat the HoF like some kind of loving temple that is so important and sacred, when it's literally the football equivalent of the high score screen in an arcade machine. Plus its in Ohio, and a bad town even by Ohio Standards, so how sacred can it really be
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 06:04 |
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swickles posted:it's literally the football equivalent of the high score screen in an arcade machine. Would you accept a high score by some kid who only played the first level and got a glitch to give them points?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 06:19 |
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Febreeze posted:Would you accept a high score by some kid who only played the first level and got a glitch to give them points? Only if his initials were rear end, DIK, COK, or JIZ.
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Febreeze posted:Would you accept a high score by some kid who only played the first level and got a glitch to give them points? I think that's the only way Marshawn Lynch get's in the Hof, so I'm going to say yes.-
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 06:34 |
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Tillman should be in canton and so should every other player who served in the military and played in the NFL, but not in the hall of fame. do something nicer for a hero than a plaque with an asterisk hanging next to warren sapp.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 07:27 |
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swickles posted:Tillman is an absurdist symbol for the whole thing. People are arguing about whether or not to put him in the Hall of Fame. Whether he gets in or not has zero bearing on the actual world. If he gets in, it doesn't devalue anything, it doesn't make the Hall some sham thing and even if it did, who the gently caress cares. We treat the HoF like some kind of loving temple that is so important and sacred, when it's literally the football equivalent of the high score screen in an arcade machine. The only people who argue about his inclusion are so far up their own asses that they think football is somehow more important than it should be. What a load of bullshit man, I mean come on. Hines Ward should never get in.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 12:56 |
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Sash! posted:Plus its in Ohio, and a bad town even by Ohio Standards, so how sacred can it really be ohio is good, but canton is very bad
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 13:15 |
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DJExile posted:We must secure the existence of our journalists and a future for hot takes. I wish we could upvote comments, because these are 14 Words of greatness
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 20:58 |
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swickles posted:Pat Tillman left a lucrative, high paying job to defend his country. Service of others should be the thing that we value most, and he was an embodiment of that notion. I honestly don't care if he gets in the HoF or not, but I think arguing about it in the same way as arguing whether or not Hines Ward belongs in the hall (he does) is the stupidest loving thing and anyone who actively engages in that debate is a loving idiot who lacks all perspective. never forget
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 21:04 |
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Dr_Strangelove posted:never forget I always liked Febreeze's comic "Why is Hines Ward returning a kickoff?"
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v2vian man posted:ohio is good, but canton is very bad My brother, who lives in Ohio already, turned down a job because he'd have to move to Canton. Puts it all in perspective. Also, Ohio is terrible because its full of Ohioans. Plus its like the most Generic State Possible. It simply is.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 00:01 |
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Can't believe no one has pointed out yet that King has previously argued that off-field shouldn't matter one single bit for Hall of Fame inclusion If it doesn't matter for Sharper then it shouldn't matter for Tillman, you fat gently caress
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 02:47 |
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Brannock posted:Can't believe no one has pointed out yet that King has previously argued that off-field shouldn't matter one single bit for Hall of Fame inclusion To be fair to King, his off-field accomplishments are the only real argument Tillman has for the HoF, so by his logic he's actually just fine
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 03:22 |
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You should try Heggy's chocolates before you write off Canton completely. Best chocolates I've ever had.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 03:43 |
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Febreeze posted:To be fair to King, his off-field accomplishments are the only real argument Tillman has for the HoF, so by his logic he's actually just fine A few people seemed to misinterpret King's tweet as being pro Tillman in the Hall instead of con. Not sure why.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 04:15 |
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 04:24 |
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Dr_Strangelove posted:never forget Jersey isn't tucked in High pad level That poo poo don't fly in the Hall
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 05:12 |
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swickles posted:Hines Ward belongs in the hall (he does) Christ, what the gently caress dude.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 16:02 |
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Badfinger posted:Christ, what the gently caress dude. How many wide receivers can claim they literally rewrote the rules?
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 21:42 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:How many wide receivers can claim they literally rewrote the rules? calvin johnson, who also isn't going into the hof
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 21:44 |
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Grittybeard posted:The It is literally impossible to read up on this in any reasonable way. Everything you can google about this seems to be drenched in 2003-era patriotism.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 15:25 |
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NC-17 posted:I always thought that statue was whitewashing things a bit.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 02:30 |
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i wouldn't usually pick on a typo or homophone but this is pretty bad
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 16:31 |
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v2vian man posted:i wouldn't usually pick on a typo or homophone but this is pretty bad That's real bad. Are these writers in a hostage situation where if they don't post something in the next :30, they'll lose a family member or something?
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 16:48 |
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Anals of History posted:That's real bad. Are these writers in a hostage situation where if they don't post something in the next :30, they'll lose a family member or something? not quite that extreme, but often the deadlines are pretty goddamned strict and/or "no time for edits, we'll fix it later if there's an issue"
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 16:50 |
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v2vian man posted:i wouldn't usually pick on a typo or homophone but this is pretty bad I know it's not the joke, but a hard d locks down the advantage for Siemian
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:42 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I know it's not the joke, but a hard d locks down the advantage for Siemian not THE joke? Hell buddy that's not A joke!!
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 02:35 |
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v2vian man posted:not THE joke? Hell buddy that's not A joke!! Learn English, Mel.
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# ? Aug 29, 2016 02:59 |
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This may have very well been posted, but I made the mistake of tracking down my first Berry article of the year. http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/lovehate-story/story?id=41466417 I give him props for ragging on himself so much. I actually didn't realize he wrote the article until I checked, I thought it was a Berry take-down piece. edit: In retrospect I take the props back. It's really just one big humblebrag about his new contract. He mentions his new five-year deal at least twice again, once at the end of his absurd Shark Tank ramble and the other right before the start of the list. But then: quote:I hate the terms "sleeper" and "bust." I believe there is no such thing. To put it another way, every single player can be either a sleeper or a bust. It just comes down to what it costs to acquire said player and whether that player exceeds or falls short of that cost. Holy loving god. Its Miller Time fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Sep 6, 2016 |
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Jokey self referential poo poo is as dead and buried as Peter King's sense of good journalism
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# ? Sep 6, 2016 23:58 |
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Shark Tank is more of a scourge than a do-it-at-home surgery show would be.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 00:25 |
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https://twitter.com/OmarKelly/status/773236544194875397 Kind of might have hinted.
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Its Miller Time posted:This may have very well been posted, but I made the mistake of tracking down my first Berry article of the year. Matthew Berry posted:Matthew Berry, the most recognizable and influential personality in fantasy sports what does this even mean.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 01:04 |
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It means he wrote Crocodile Dundee 3.
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# ? Sep 7, 2016 01:39 |
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Neil Armbong posted:what does this even mean. It means he successfully sold out as hard as he possibly could. In 2016, he's nowhere near as influential as Evan Silva though.
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Spoeank posted:It means he successfully sold out as hard as he possibly could. Pretty much everybody I know in fantasy uses Rotoworld these days, because they have the fastest updates and their analysis comes in bite-sized chunks that's easy to digest, especially if you're trying to make lineup decisions in a pinch. I don't know a single person who still reads Matthew Berry columns.
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Given that writing about fantasy literally means you cannot be influential...
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