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Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Why are we not posting the good-rear end Marty Robbins retro car?

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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


VikingSkull posted:

The docs are gonna tell him "you're clear to race but incoming data suggests more damage may have wider effects"

Thats true with any concussion in someone who has had them before. Its like telling someone after their third knee surgery that loving up their knee again might cause worse issues. Granted the issues are more "I can't tie my shoes and forget how to drive home on occasions" vs "I walk with a cane and my leg is held together with scar tissue and broken dreams". But the concept isn't entirely dissimilar.




mischief posted:

Hendrick will just Old Yeller his rear end behind the helipad in Charlotte.

Look at the flowers, Dale.

Also more likely than a retirement.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
enough about sadbrains, Smoke's dirt plans are starting to coagulate

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


lets hope he doesn't kill anyone this time around.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Or himself for that matter.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

tater_salad posted:

lets hope he doesn't kill anyone this time around.

no one ever said that about Sterling Marlin

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


VikingSkull posted:

no one ever said that about Sterling Marlin

Frosty.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

neither of them murdered an innocent child like Petty did

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

VikingSkull posted:

neither of them murdered an innocent child like Petty did

Not familiar with this. Sounds interesting. Context?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Advance Auto Parts is giving away free 1/24 Tony Stewart diecasts. You just have to click a blog and fill out a quiz. In fact your quiz answers don't even have to be correct. It seems legit.

http://blog.advanceautoparts.com/2016/08/08/read-a-post-take-a-quiz-pick-a-prize

Edit: direct quiz link

shyduck fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Aug 26, 2016

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

shyduck posted:

Advance Auto Parts is giving away free 1/24 Tony Stewart diecasts. You just have to click a blog and fill out a quiz. In fact your quiz answers don't even have to be correct. It seems legit.

http://blog.advanceautoparts.com/2016/08/08/read-a-post-take-a-quiz-pick-a-prize

Edit: direct quiz link

Awsome! Just snagged one!

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Norns posted:

Not familiar with this. Sounds interesting. Context?

http://articles.dailypress.com/1992-02-23/sports/9202230107_1_petty-enterprises-racing-quarter-mile-drag

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


VikingSkull posted:

neither of them murdered an innocent child like Petty did

New Hampshire did nothing wrong.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

shyduck posted:

Advance Auto Parts is giving away free 1/24 Tony Stewart diecasts. You just have to click a blog and fill out a quiz. In fact your quiz answers don't even have to be correct. It seems legit.

http://blog.advanceautoparts.com/2016/08/08/read-a-post-take-a-quiz-pick-a-prize

Edit: direct quiz link

Thanks muchly.

This is pretty awesome!

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Genocide Tendency posted:

New Hampshire did nothing wrong.

I'm wearing a black armband across my number in honor of this post and also no gently caress YOU dad

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


shyduck posted:

Advance Auto Parts is giving away free 1/24 Tony Stewart diecasts. You just have to click a blog and fill out a quiz. In fact your quiz answers don't even have to be correct. It seems legit.

http://blog.advanceautoparts.com/2016/08/08/read-a-post-take-a-quiz-pick-a-prize

Edit: direct quiz link

All gone.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Cars rolling at Road America. Michigan's still delayed, but they look close. Will probably be on FS2 when that starts.

mischief
Jun 3, 2003

So many rainy races.

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

Caution for sprinkling when they got rain tires, cmon man

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Our Man Spence is heading in a direction other than that of the ambulance.

e- Holy God, what a move by Brett Moffitt. :stonk:

Red Horse finished second to the driver that left them last week. Today, they get one of their own.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Aug 27, 2016

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want


MICHAEL MCDOWELL: NASCAR WINNER

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

That's cool that Moffit won

e: McDowell too, neato

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

is McDowell still a religious nut

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Cygni posted:

is McDowell still a religious nut

Well they talked about how he and his wife just went to China to adopt a kid after not being able to conceive, after they've already had 3 kids, so yes?

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
At the dirt track tonight, watching vikings favorite (410s)

Car catches fire.

Track worker runs out with extinguisher.

Track fire truck pays no attention, rams track worker at full speed.

Dirt track life :v:

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


iwentdoodie posted:

At the dirt track tonight, watching vikings favorite (410s)

Car catches fire.

Track worker runs out with extinguisher.

Track fire truck pays no attention, rams track worker at full speed.

Dirt track life :v:

That's what DIRT stands for.

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
the only thing missing there is I GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR NO REASON

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Also needs a proposal and a guy eating a whole large pizza.that's my baseline.

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

my fav was a drunk woman screaming for first-aid because she got some track dirt in her eye. when a track worker came and rinsed her eye out with water, she then started screaming that her eye was now full of mud and she was blind

she was fine 2 minutes later

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Cygni posted:

my fav was a drunk woman screaming for first-aid because she got some track dirt in her eye. when a track worker came and rinsed her eye out with water, she then started screaming that her eye was now full of mud and she was blind

she was fine 2 minutes later

they obviously need to put more calcium down if she was fine two minutes later

it ain't a race until my lips crack and bleed

e- I realized that this is a really inside baseball joke because it's only something that happens after a whole weekend of racing, plus the extra distance races, and that only happens at Super Dirt Week and Eastern States, really

yeah, though, calcium chloride is nasty poo poo

Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at 11:27 on Aug 28, 2016

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


So if Dale Jr's career is dead, can we give AJ Allmendinger the Sterling Marlin Treatment?

E: It's not going to rain, but hooooly poo poo that sky to the south of the track.

Boomer The Cannon fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Aug 28, 2016

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

My fantasy lineup didn't save for this week, so I've got what I've got, apparently.

2-27-19-21

e- "Purchase yer tickets now for the Southern 500*!" -Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

*Dale Earnhardt, Jr. will not be appearing in this race.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Aug 28, 2016

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

:siren: YOU CHOSE WRONG, RICK HENDRICK :siren:

A Good God drat Winner. All three touring series had a first-time winner this weekend.

Also, Rick Allen sucks. "Larson wants a caution", "It's not when, but...It's not if, but when".

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



gently caress. Yes.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
larsowns

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Larsowns??? Hell yeah!!!!

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Imagine Larson in a team that wasn't garbage

fuseshock
Aug 7, 2010

iwentdoodie posted:

Wonder what Hamlin had under the car that he knew he needed to destroy :v:

Wonder what Larson had under the car that he knew he needed to destroy :v:

:tinfoil:



I thought Aric Almirola was, at least for D4D.

fuseshock fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Aug 28, 2016

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Alain Post posted:

Imagine Larson in a team that wasn't garbage

Yeah, then he'd be routinely wrecking out in really stupid ways while near the front of the field instead of in the midfield

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gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Or he wouldn't feel the need to constantly push his car beyond the limits.

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