OSHA: definitely bent in the straight places

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Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Lime Tonics posted:

And a "before" from Google Maps.

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# ? Aug 28, 2016 01:19

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Gromit posted:

And a "before" from Google Maps.

Mystery solved, that neighbourhood is clearly haunted.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 01:25

Three-Phase: Aug 5, 2006; by zen death robot

jetz0r posted:

And a week after the machine is installed, someone is going to call and ask how to bypass that.

If that's what the customer wants and everything is documented...

# ? Aug 28, 2016 01:31

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

# ? Aug 28, 2016 01:55

peanut: Sep 9, 2007

Did he hide inside the refrigerator like Indiana Jones?

^^^ :drat:

# ? Aug 28, 2016 01:56

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

peanut posted:

Did he hide inside the refrigerator like Indiana Jones?

^^^

If anything, opening the refrigerator created the spark that set off the gas leak.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 01:58

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Elsa posted:

# ? Aug 28, 2016 02:03

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

VectorSigma posted:

it's not an actual detonation, just a confined deflagration. once the walls pop the pressure drops off pretty quick.

A fuel-air explosion can definitely be a detonation. Might not, might be.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 02:35

mod saas: May 4, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Elsa posted:

# ? Aug 28, 2016 03:28

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

Phanatic posted:

A fuel-air explosion can definitely be a detonation. Might not, might be.

Even if it does transition to a detonation, the survivor is standing near the ignition source and all the fuel in the area will be consumed during the deflagration stage and the blast wave would be moving away from them in all directions.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 04:18

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Mak0rz posted:

Every now and then I'm reminded of the JWC industrial grinder demo video with the music that sounds like it's from the results screen of a Super Nintendo sports game so now I'm going to share it here because it's great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi1V7gXyVeo

That video is OSHA because they're running it backwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHyygU1cU0k

# ? Aug 28, 2016 06:51

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

http://i.imgur.com/QLHM1l6.mp4

# ? Aug 28, 2016 08:01

Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

steinrokkan posted:

I like the squishy grinding sound effects even better than the cheery music. It's one of the best video of all time, that's for sure.

it's good but I dunno, fish head is pretty good too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT97_jhv174

# ? Aug 28, 2016 08:34

BattleMaster: Aug 14, 2000

Jesus Christ posted:

it's good but I dunno, fish head is pretty good too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT97_jhv174

Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads

# ? Aug 28, 2016 12:11

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

BattleMaster posted:

Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads

eat em up, yum!

# ? Aug 28, 2016 12:28

MrYenko: Jun 18, 2012; #2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

That's probably awesome chum, but holy gently caress it must REEK.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 12:33

Bonster: Mar 3, 2007; Keep rolling, rolling

Elsa posted:

Perfection.

Those neighboring houses are hosed. In the Indianapolis explosion a couple years back, most of the surrounding houses had to be condemned because the explosion blew them off their foundations and damaged the framework. They looked perfectly fine, but were uninhabitable and had to be torn down.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 14:58

Tumblr of scotch: Mar 13, 2006; Please, don't be my neighbor.

For reference/comparison:

# ? Aug 28, 2016 15:04

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Gromit posted:

And a "before" from Google Maps.

I used to drive by there all the time too :aaaaa:

# ? Aug 28, 2016 16:32

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Lime Tonics posted:

loving hell, your houses are made of literal paper.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 17:03

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

spud posted:

loving hell, your houses are made of literal paper.

paper and carcinogens :colbert:

# ? Aug 28, 2016 17:28

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

spud posted:

loving hell, your houses are made of literal paper.

https://www.google.com/search?q=gas+explosion+house+uk

# ? Aug 28, 2016 17:29

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Wasabi the J posted:

https://www.google.com/search?q=gas+explosion+house+uk

Look at how close the other houses were though.

And yeah, our new builds are loving terrible, so I give you that.

I guess what I am shocked at is the spread of the explosion.

edit: You got an entire family or more living in each one of these:

spud fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Aug 28, 2016

# ? Aug 28, 2016 18:05

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

spud posted:

Look at how close the other houses were though.

And yeah, our new builds are loving terrible, so I give you that.

I guess what I am shocked at is the spread of the explosion.

edit: You got an entire family or more living in each one of these:

Yeah, those little houses with the walled garden in the back. See them a bunch on the old Flying circus and some BBC comedies.
I just assumed everyone lived in one of those or the little cottages were the earth comes halfway up the wall.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 19:51

ChesterJT: Dec 28, 2003; Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

It's an explosion. There's not going to be much left regardless of how sturdy the house was.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 19:53

Bistromatic: Oct 3, 2004; And turn the inner eye
To see its path...

Obviously these houses needed blowout panels.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 20:11

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Three-Phase posted:

In a PLC you can do a really simple anti tie-down circuit to stop the operator from jamming a sensor or button in place.

What you do is take the input signals (left button, right button) in parallel and run them into a timer. Set the timer for say 15 seconds. If either of the buttons is held down too long, the timer times out.

Once the timer times out, you can set it up to trip the machine offline and lock out operation until it's been reset.

Wouldn't running your two hand controls through the average PLC on hand not pass muster in an FMEA? Also by the time you look at self prescribing through an FMEA, might as well buy the two hand controls off the shelf and whether it is better or not, you send the agency inspector or the insurance underwriter after the manufacturer if something goes wrong and its tracked back to the two hand controls.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 20:38

Dylan16807: May 12, 2010

zedprime posted:

Wouldn't running your two hand controls through the average PLC on hand not pass muster in an FMEA? Also by the time you look at self prescribing through an FMEA, might as well buy the two hand controls off the shelf and whether it is better or not, you send the agency inspector or the insurance underwriter after the manufacturer if something goes wrong and its tracked back to the two hand controls.

You don't necessarily have to run it through the PLC. You can wire the buttons in directly, while also letting a signal from the PLC shut things down at any time.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 21:38

CADPAT: Jul 23, 2004; For the men
to my left and right!

This seems safe.

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# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:05

dmnz: Feb 14, 2012; BNNRROWNWNWOWOWOWO

+Boots
+High Vis
-Eye protection
-Ear protection
-Gloves
--Using a public rubbish bin as a workbench
---Grinding by hand, at night, in a public accessway

# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:11

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

dmnz posted:

+Boots
+High Vis
-Eye protection
-Ear protection
-Gloves
--Using a public rubbish bin as a workbench
---Grinding by hand, at night, in a public accessway

I'll give you everything but the gloves. You better not be wearing gloves around a rotating machine.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 22:34

dmnz: Feb 14, 2012; BNNRROWNWNWOWOWOWO

flosofl posted:

I'll give you everything but the gloves. You better not be wearing gloves around a rotating machine.

Fair play.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 23:28

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Wouldn't being degloved while wearing actual gloves be preferable to... not wearing them when that happens? :v:

# ? Aug 29, 2016 00:52

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

maybe he left degloves off on purpose

# ? Aug 29, 2016 00:54

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Aug 29, 2016 00:57

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Say Nothing posted:

New Final Destination movie?

# ? Aug 29, 2016 03:41

jsoh: Mar 24, 2007; O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

dmnz posted:

+Boots
+High Vis
-Eye protection
-Ear protection
-Gloves
--Using a public rubbish bin as a workbench
---Grinding by hand, at night, in a public accessway

hard hat???

# ? Aug 29, 2016 03:56

dmnz: Feb 14, 2012; BNNRROWNWNWOWOWOWO

jsoh posted:

hard hat???

Also worth mentioning using a power tool so close to a water feature?

# ? Aug 29, 2016 05:32

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

dmnz posted:

Also worth mentioning using a power tool so close to a water feature?

That's not a thing.

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Dillbag posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qVA81Q00jA

Here's the video because gently caress imgur upvotes why does everything have to be an animated jiff?!?!?

This is even better because with the audio you realize they're interviewing that kid about his pet cow he's about to have slaughtered.

# ? Aug 29, 2016 05:54

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